Larabella Dynamite
@glaiveguisarme.com
Larabella Paige Turner, the original Glaive-Guisarmier. Library worker, hot mom, LGBTQTπ, semi-retired RPG dev, 'tism rizz out the wazoo. She/her.
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you’re prepared for…
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you’re prepared for…
Ah, my 2025 word cloud. Looks like I'm interested in fucking, books, girls, and Murderbot.
That... that feels fair, I guess.
anisota.net/harvest
That... that feels fair, I guess.
anisota.net/harvest
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ah, my 2025 word cloud. Looks like I'm interested in fucking, books, girls, and Murderbot.
That... that feels fair, I guess.
anisota.net/harvest
That... that feels fair, I guess.
anisota.net/harvest
When December rolls around I think to myself... it's massively fucked up that we as a culture have normalized knowingly, purposefully, and continually lying to children about Santa Claus. What the fuck. What the fuck?!
I don't know. I know I'm an outlier here but I find it utterly unjustifiable.
I don't know. I know I'm an outlier here but I find it utterly unjustifiable.
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
When December rolls around I think to myself... it's massively fucked up that we as a culture have normalized knowingly, purposefully, and continually lying to children about Santa Claus. What the fuck. What the fuck?!
I don't know. I know I'm an outlier here but I find it utterly unjustifiable.
I don't know. I know I'm an outlier here but I find it utterly unjustifiable.
Yeah but can we agree that 99% of trans women would be positively feral to play an RPG called “You Are Five Blind Lesbian Adventurers”?
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Yeah but can we agree that 99% of trans women would be positively feral to play an RPG called “You Are Five Blind Lesbian Adventurers”?
Homemade chocolate pudding pie, with homemade whipped cream.
And also, me!
Not pictured: my wife and kid, and my girlfriend and her kid, all gathered together around one table for the first time, eating pizza, playing games, and doing our various little bits.
It was a really, really good day.
And also, me!
Not pictured: my wife and kid, and my girlfriend and her kid, all gathered together around one table for the first time, eating pizza, playing games, and doing our various little bits.
It was a really, really good day.
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Homemade chocolate pudding pie, with homemade whipped cream.
And also, me!
Not pictured: my wife and kid, and my girlfriend and her kid, all gathered together around one table for the first time, eating pizza, playing games, and doing our various little bits.
It was a really, really good day.
And also, me!
Not pictured: my wife and kid, and my girlfriend and her kid, all gathered together around one table for the first time, eating pizza, playing games, and doing our various little bits.
It was a really, really good day.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Whoa, I JUST realized that the exact moment I came out as queer, the number of people I'd had sex with in my life just about doubled, because some shit that I previously would have dismissed as "not REALLY sex" suddenly retroactively counted.
Like. It doesn't fukkin' matter, obvi, but it's neat!
Like. It doesn't fukkin' matter, obvi, but it's neat!
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Whoa, I JUST realized that the exact moment I came out as queer, the number of people I'd had sex with in my life just about doubled, because some shit that I previously would have dismissed as "not REALLY sex" suddenly retroactively counted.
Like. It doesn't fukkin' matter, obvi, but it's neat!
Like. It doesn't fukkin' matter, obvi, but it's neat!
"In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!"
-me when a co-worker nominates me for a position as union steward.
-me when a co-worker nominates me for a position as union steward.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!"
-me when a co-worker nominates me for a position as union steward.
-me when a co-worker nominates me for a position as union steward.
My entire polycule has agreed that from now on, we're only going to eat flat bread cooked in a tandoor.
That's right, we're engaging in some consensual naan-monogamy.
That's right, we're engaging in some consensual naan-monogamy.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My entire polycule has agreed that from now on, we're only going to eat flat bread cooked in a tandoor.
That's right, we're engaging in some consensual naan-monogamy.
That's right, we're engaging in some consensual naan-monogamy.
Just because game night got cancelled doesn’t mean I can’t demand compliments on the pretty dress I got today.
(The glaive is there to ensure compliance.)
(The glaive is there to ensure compliance.)
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just because game night got cancelled doesn’t mean I can’t demand compliments on the pretty dress I got today.
(The glaive is there to ensure compliance.)
(The glaive is there to ensure compliance.)
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I was having lunch with a friend in Berlin when she said, "Every woman deserves a ho era." And I laughed and said "Honestly, a lifetime." And then she said, "An epoch."
Anyhow, that kinda made me feel a way, so I went home and wrote a 200-word rpg about it.
witcheslovingwitches.itch.io/ho-epoque
Anyhow, that kinda made me feel a way, so I went home and wrote a 200-word rpg about it.
witcheslovingwitches.itch.io/ho-epoque
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I was having lunch with a friend in Berlin when she said, "Every woman deserves a ho era." And I laughed and said "Honestly, a lifetime." And then she said, "An epoch."
Anyhow, that kinda made me feel a way, so I went home and wrote a 200-word rpg about it.
witcheslovingwitches.itch.io/ho-epoque
Anyhow, that kinda made me feel a way, so I went home and wrote a 200-word rpg about it.
witcheslovingwitches.itch.io/ho-epoque
It’s the Trans Day of Remembrance. So we say a little prayer to St. Rat, because we know she’s listening, no matter how much they try to silence us.
Is it silly to light a candle to a mosaic rat? Perhaps. And yet. We do what we must to keep fighting.
Is it silly to light a candle to a mosaic rat? Perhaps. And yet. We do what we must to keep fighting.
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It’s the Trans Day of Remembrance. So we say a little prayer to St. Rat, because we know she’s listening, no matter how much they try to silence us.
Is it silly to light a candle to a mosaic rat? Perhaps. And yet. We do what we must to keep fighting.
Is it silly to light a candle to a mosaic rat? Perhaps. And yet. We do what we must to keep fighting.
I read a lot of books, but I don’t often get the feeling of just falling IN LOVE with a book from page one.
Of Monsters and Mainframes, by Barbara Truelove, is so utterly my shit. I am only halfway through but I know I am going to need to buy a copy next time I visit a bookstore.
Of Monsters and Mainframes, by Barbara Truelove, is so utterly my shit. I am only halfway through but I know I am going to need to buy a copy next time I visit a bookstore.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I read a lot of books, but I don’t often get the feeling of just falling IN LOVE with a book from page one.
Of Monsters and Mainframes, by Barbara Truelove, is so utterly my shit. I am only halfway through but I know I am going to need to buy a copy next time I visit a bookstore.
Of Monsters and Mainframes, by Barbara Truelove, is so utterly my shit. I am only halfway through but I know I am going to need to buy a copy next time I visit a bookstore.
My new favorite thing is sweeping out of the bedroom in pants and a T-shirt, exclaiming “Look how BUTCH I am today!” and receiving a withering stare from my partner who is just trying to have breakfast.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My new favorite thing is sweeping out of the bedroom in pants and a T-shirt, exclaiming “Look how BUTCH I am today!” and receiving a withering stare from my partner who is just trying to have breakfast.
Someone grab a type C extinguisher, because I’m an electric/fire.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Someone grab a type C extinguisher, because I’m an electric/fire.
Standing at the bus stop, watching the “estimated time of arrival” for the next bus slowly climb UP as time passes. Real Kafka shit.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Standing at the bus stop, watching the “estimated time of arrival” for the next bus slowly climb UP as time passes. Real Kafka shit.
Oldest selfie on your phone.
2018; tellingly, there are virtually no selfies pre-transition that aren’t also pointing at someone else (e.g.: ratties!).
…who the fuck IS this guy? Did he have any idea how much his life was going to improve?
2018; tellingly, there are virtually no selfies pre-transition that aren’t also pointing at someone else (e.g.: ratties!).
…who the fuck IS this guy? Did he have any idea how much his life was going to improve?
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
2018; tellingly, there are virtually no selfies pre-transition that aren’t also pointing at someone else (e.g.: ratties!).
…who the fuck IS this guy? Did he have any idea how much his life was going to improve?
2018; tellingly, there are virtually no selfies pre-transition that aren’t also pointing at someone else (e.g.: ratties!).
…who the fuck IS this guy? Did he have any idea how much his life was going to improve?
I put a sticker of St Rat on the back of my helmet to protect me from concussions. But she’s also guiding my wheels: I passed the Jet City Roller Derby pilot program, and am qualified to start training in CONTACT skills next year!
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I put a sticker of St Rat on the back of my helmet to protect me from concussions. But she’s also guiding my wheels: I passed the Jet City Roller Derby pilot program, and am qualified to start training in CONTACT skills next year!
“I really thought the leopards would stop eating my face so much after the first dozen or so times they ate my face!”
For fuck’s sake.
For fuck’s sake.
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“I really thought the leopards would stop eating my face so much after the first dozen or so times they ate my face!”
For fuck’s sake.
For fuck’s sake.
Well pardner, I din’t choose the cowgirl life, nor did the cowgirl life stric’ly speakin’ choose me. These’re jus’ the duds I happened ta throw on this mornin’.
[WILD HONKY-TONK DANCE BREAK]
[WILD HONKY-TONK DANCE BREAK]
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Well pardner, I din’t choose the cowgirl life, nor did the cowgirl life stric’ly speakin’ choose me. These’re jus’ the duds I happened ta throw on this mornin’.
[WILD HONKY-TONK DANCE BREAK]
[WILD HONKY-TONK DANCE BREAK]
My most vital skill as a bisexual is politely explaining to lesbians when a man is handsome.
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My most vital skill as a bisexual is politely explaining to lesbians when a man is handsome.
Occasionally, I have referred to myself as "Larabella." Just as a way to fancy up my name a little bit, put a little zhuzh on it. But sometimes when I do so, I think "hm. I wish I had actually changed my name to Larabella, and used 'Lara' as a short form."
JUST realized I can fukkin' DO that.
JUST realized I can fukkin' DO that.
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Occasionally, I have referred to myself as "Larabella." Just as a way to fancy up my name a little bit, put a little zhuzh on it. But sometimes when I do so, I think "hm. I wish I had actually changed my name to Larabella, and used 'Lara' as a short form."
JUST realized I can fukkin' DO that.
JUST realized I can fukkin' DO that.
By popular demand, the outfit I actually wore to the club. It was a nightmare circus clown rave. I got a balloon sword which I later lost in some misadventure.
Clubbing is awesome.
Clubbing is awesome.
October 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
By popular demand, the outfit I actually wore to the club. It was a nightmare circus clown rave. I got a balloon sword which I later lost in some misadventure.
Clubbing is awesome.
Clubbing is awesome.