Larabella Dynamite
@glaiveguisarme.com
Larabella Paige Turner, the original Glaive-Guisarmier. Library worker, hot mom, LGBTQTπ, semi-retired RPG dev, 'tism rizz out the wazoo. She/her.
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‼️⚠️LOW TICKET ALERT⚠️‼️
LESS THAN 20 TICKETS LEFT FOR THE BOSTON BAD TIME RECORDS SHOW!
AND MANY OTHER CITIES OVER HALF SOLD OUT
This is a tour that you will never forgive yourself if you missed it cause you procrastinated on picking up a ticket
Badtimetour.com you’ve been warned!! 👀✨
📸: Rae Mystic
LESS THAN 20 TICKETS LEFT FOR THE BOSTON BAD TIME RECORDS SHOW!
AND MANY OTHER CITIES OVER HALF SOLD OUT
This is a tour that you will never forgive yourself if you missed it cause you procrastinated on picking up a ticket
Badtimetour.com you’ve been warned!! 👀✨
📸: Rae Mystic
January 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
‼️⚠️LOW TICKET ALERT⚠️‼️
LESS THAN 20 TICKETS LEFT FOR THE BOSTON BAD TIME RECORDS SHOW!
AND MANY OTHER CITIES OVER HALF SOLD OUT
This is a tour that you will never forgive yourself if you missed it cause you procrastinated on picking up a ticket
Badtimetour.com you’ve been warned!! 👀✨
📸: Rae Mystic
LESS THAN 20 TICKETS LEFT FOR THE BOSTON BAD TIME RECORDS SHOW!
AND MANY OTHER CITIES OVER HALF SOLD OUT
This is a tour that you will never forgive yourself if you missed it cause you procrastinated on picking up a ticket
Badtimetour.com you’ve been warned!! 👀✨
📸: Rae Mystic
Reading a book about a wizard academics, in a world where magic has been studied for centuries and elves and dwarves and whatnot exist, and a character just referenced Zootopia.
It’s not an isekai or anything; this magic world just ALSO has the movie Zootopia in it. It’s hilarious.
It’s not an isekai or anything; this magic world just ALSO has the movie Zootopia in it. It’s hilarious.
January 15, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Reading a book about a wizard academics, in a world where magic has been studied for centuries and elves and dwarves and whatnot exist, and a character just referenced Zootopia.
It’s not an isekai or anything; this magic world just ALSO has the movie Zootopia in it. It’s hilarious.
It’s not an isekai or anything; this magic world just ALSO has the movie Zootopia in it. It’s hilarious.
In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!
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Took @glaiveguisarme.com to a boudoir dancing lesson today
Y’all had better watch out, that girl has moves (and booty)
Y’all had better watch out, that girl has moves (and booty)
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Took @glaiveguisarme.com to a boudoir dancing lesson today
Y’all had better watch out, that girl has moves (and booty)
Y’all had better watch out, that girl has moves (and booty)
Jean-Luc Picard, ordering holodeck pornography:
“Tgirl, gay. Hot.”
“Tgirl, gay. Hot.”
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Jean-Luc Picard, ordering holodeck pornography:
“Tgirl, gay. Hot.”
“Tgirl, gay. Hot.”
Shuffle your longest playlist. The first song to come up is your energy for this new year. Let’s go.
This feels, on the whole, like a positive portent.
This feels, on the whole, like a positive portent.
January 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Shuffle your longest playlist. The first song to come up is your energy for this new year. Let’s go.
This feels, on the whole, like a positive portent.
This feels, on the whole, like a positive portent.
AGAIN?!
Two commutes in a ROW?! Different dudes, too.
Ah well. Thanks for the Trans Affirming Regular Misogyny, I guess.
Two commutes in a ROW?! Different dudes, too.
Ah well. Thanks for the Trans Affirming Regular Misogyny, I guess.
Dear random man on the bus,
What part of my wearing headphones AND having my nose in a book, precisely, made you feel as though I was open to conversation?
Sincerely,
Any woman, I guess
What part of my wearing headphones AND having my nose in a book, precisely, made you feel as though I was open to conversation?
Sincerely,
Any woman, I guess
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
AGAIN?!
Two commutes in a ROW?! Different dudes, too.
Ah well. Thanks for the Trans Affirming Regular Misogyny, I guess.
Two commutes in a ROW?! Different dudes, too.
Ah well. Thanks for the Trans Affirming Regular Misogyny, I guess.
First firework-caused car alarm of the year. Huzzah.
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
First firework-caused car alarm of the year. Huzzah.
Holy SHIT Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell in Hook is pretty. Like. Oh my goodness.
Anyway we are watching movies until midnight, as is our tradition; my wife and I make a short list to pitch to our kid, who picks two. Hook came first and in a half hour we'll watch Into the Spider-Verse.
Farewell, '25!
Anyway we are watching movies until midnight, as is our tradition; my wife and I make a short list to pitch to our kid, who picks two. Hook came first and in a half hour we'll watch Into the Spider-Verse.
Farewell, '25!
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Holy SHIT Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell in Hook is pretty. Like. Oh my goodness.
Anyway we are watching movies until midnight, as is our tradition; my wife and I make a short list to pitch to our kid, who picks two. Hook came first and in a half hour we'll watch Into the Spider-Verse.
Farewell, '25!
Anyway we are watching movies until midnight, as is our tradition; my wife and I make a short list to pitch to our kid, who picks two. Hook came first and in a half hour we'll watch Into the Spider-Verse.
Farewell, '25!
Dear random man on the bus,
What part of my wearing headphones AND having my nose in a book, precisely, made you feel as though I was open to conversation?
Sincerely,
Any woman, I guess
What part of my wearing headphones AND having my nose in a book, precisely, made you feel as though I was open to conversation?
Sincerely,
Any woman, I guess
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Dear random man on the bus,
What part of my wearing headphones AND having my nose in a book, precisely, made you feel as though I was open to conversation?
Sincerely,
Any woman, I guess
What part of my wearing headphones AND having my nose in a book, precisely, made you feel as though I was open to conversation?
Sincerely,
Any woman, I guess
I read 70 books this year (which includes graphic novels, novellas, and a few re-reads from prior years, but NOT books that I read to my kid at night).
Dang. That's a lotta reading. As I expected, reviewing the big thread has been interesting. More than I expected have stuck with me.
Dang. That's a lotta reading. As I expected, reviewing the big thread has been interesting. More than I expected have stuck with me.
I have decided to make an ongoing thread of books I have read this year. I think it would be interesting to look back at the end of the year, and see what's stuck with me and what hasn't.
("Isn't this what GoodReads is for?" you ask, to which I laugh, first derisively, then awkwardly, concerned.)
("Isn't this what GoodReads is for?" you ask, to which I laugh, first derisively, then awkwardly, concerned.)
December 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I read 70 books this year (which includes graphic novels, novellas, and a few re-reads from prior years, but NOT books that I read to my kid at night).
Dang. That's a lotta reading. As I expected, reviewing the big thread has been interesting. More than I expected have stuck with me.
Dang. That's a lotta reading. As I expected, reviewing the big thread has been interesting. More than I expected have stuck with me.
At the THEATRE with a fresh cup of bloodwine (a delicious mulled wine).
Turns out Dickens is even better in the original tlhIngan Hol.
Turns out Dickens is even better in the original tlhIngan Hol.
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
At the THEATRE with a fresh cup of bloodwine (a delicious mulled wine).
Turns out Dickens is even better in the original tlhIngan Hol.
Turns out Dickens is even better in the original tlhIngan Hol.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.
December 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.
Make a Bond movie casual:
Yardraker
Yardraker
Make a Bond movie casual:
You Only Live
You Only Live
Make a Bond movie casual:
Live and Let Go
Live and Let Go
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Make a Bond movie casual:
Yardraker
Yardraker
Our tradition for every celebratory day is to have everyone count down “three, two, one” and then shout some trochaic foot appropriate to the occasion. Then we clap ONCE in unison.
3, 2, 1, CHRISTMAS! 👏
3, 2, 1, BIRTHDAY! 👏
and so on.
3, 2, 1, SPOOKY! 👏
3, 2, 1, THANKFUL! 👏
It’s fun. Try it.
3, 2, 1, CHRISTMAS! 👏
3, 2, 1, BIRTHDAY! 👏
and so on.
3, 2, 1, SPOOKY! 👏
3, 2, 1, THANKFUL! 👏
It’s fun. Try it.
Since it's a season when a lot of people are spending time with friends and family: what are your favorite made-up games and traditions to play during the holidays? DIY scavenger hunts, almonds baked into cakes for win a prize, Scrabble tournaments that get way too heated... please share em all!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Our tradition for every celebratory day is to have everyone count down “three, two, one” and then shout some trochaic foot appropriate to the occasion. Then we clap ONCE in unison.
3, 2, 1, CHRISTMAS! 👏
3, 2, 1, BIRTHDAY! 👏
and so on.
3, 2, 1, SPOOKY! 👏
3, 2, 1, THANKFUL! 👏
It’s fun. Try it.
3, 2, 1, CHRISTMAS! 👏
3, 2, 1, BIRTHDAY! 👏
and so on.
3, 2, 1, SPOOKY! 👏
3, 2, 1, THANKFUL! 👏
It’s fun. Try it.
It is a fact universally acknowledged that a Tiny Tim, in possession of a great goose, must NOT die.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, woke to stupefied but ferocious life when they seized him, disemboweled the captain, burst through his assailants, and would have escaped but for the liquor that still clouded his senses.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, learned what was best in life; to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It is a fact universally acknowledged that a Tiny Tim, in possession of a great goose, must NOT die.
The beautiful moment of briefly spotting and sharing a smile with the one other trans girl on the bus.
Yes. I see you. You are me. We are in this together and we are beautiful.
And then we go off to different places, and yet we are still together.
Yes. I see you. You are me. We are in this together and we are beautiful.
And then we go off to different places, and yet we are still together.
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The beautiful moment of briefly spotting and sharing a smile with the one other trans girl on the bus.
Yes. I see you. You are me. We are in this together and we are beautiful.
And then we go off to different places, and yet we are still together.
Yes. I see you. You are me. We are in this together and we are beautiful.
And then we go off to different places, and yet we are still together.
In a halfway just universe, nobody would have any idea what a "Hogwarts House" could possibly mean, but everybody would know which of the Boiling Isles' covens they would join.
(I'd be all-in on Abominations, obviously. Lemme at them slimy buddies!)
(I'd be all-in on Abominations, obviously. Lemme at them slimy buddies!)
December 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
In a halfway just universe, nobody would have any idea what a "Hogwarts House" could possibly mean, but everybody would know which of the Boiling Isles' covens they would join.
(I'd be all-in on Abominations, obviously. Lemme at them slimy buddies!)
(I'd be all-in on Abominations, obviously. Lemme at them slimy buddies!)
I can confirm from experience (having made this recipe like… twenty times?) that Mae’s Nuka-Cola Ground Zero is delicious, easy to make, and goes down real smooth while watching Fallout.
Howdy folks! Now that we have a new season of Fallout on the air, I figured I’d re-share my recipe for Nuka-Cola Ground Zero! It’s based on the commonly-available Nuka Cola recipe (not the How to Drink version, which requires some harder-to-get ingredients), and as close to 0 calories as can be!
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I can confirm from experience (having made this recipe like… twenty times?) that Mae’s Nuka-Cola Ground Zero is delicious, easy to make, and goes down real smooth while watching Fallout.
For sale: baby. Never wore shoes.
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
For sale: baby. Never wore shoes.
… gosh, I try not to get mad at a little gallows humor, but when a transgender influencer who moved to Canada literal months ago is telling haha funny jokes about the House of Reps passing bills to criminalize being trans, I kinda want to scream at her.
I will unfollow instead, &scream internally.
I will unfollow instead, &scream internally.
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
… gosh, I try not to get mad at a little gallows humor, but when a transgender influencer who moved to Canada literal months ago is telling haha funny jokes about the House of Reps passing bills to criminalize being trans, I kinda want to scream at her.
I will unfollow instead, &scream internally.
I will unfollow instead, &scream internally.
Just me and the girls enjoying some blue, Jaws-themed wine.
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Just me and the girls enjoying some blue, Jaws-themed wine.
I’m genderfluid in the sense that sometimes I’m a catgirl and other times I’m a puppygirl.
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m genderfluid in the sense that sometimes I’m a catgirl and other times I’m a puppygirl.
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Without any apology, my message is this: if you want me segregated, you will have to use more than a sign on the door! if you want me ejected, you will have to physically force me out! if you want me dead, you will have to beat me to death with your OWN bare hands! I will make it difficult!
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Without any apology, my message is this: if you want me segregated, you will have to use more than a sign on the door! if you want me ejected, you will have to physically force me out! if you want me dead, you will have to beat me to death with your OWN bare hands! I will make it difficult!
Amber told me about LightMyBricks, and so I got some lights! For my bricks! Specifically, I added some lighting to my Great Deku Tree Lego set. I am so very proud of this! The way the Master Sword glows? So good! Ah!
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Amber told me about LightMyBricks, and so I got some lights! For my bricks! Specifically, I added some lighting to my Great Deku Tree Lego set. I am so very proud of this! The way the Master Sword glows? So good! Ah!