glench.bsky.social
@glench.bsky.social
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This is Kate. She loves nothing more than swimming in the pool. Except possibly swimming in circles in the pool. 13/10 (TT: evanthebright)
July 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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elect him
April 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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we just need stupider leftists. I'm dead serious. charismatic guys with the stamina to record 100 instagram reels a week in the front seat of their car saying stuff like "trump made summers too hot" and "the fries at wendy's taste better ever since they went woke"
March 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time
March 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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A few billion years ago a cell divided for the first time, and now you, a colony of trillions of specialized cells, can get shot by the mob because the horse you bet on tripped and broke the single giant toenail it runs on, and I think that's beautiful.
January 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
theonion.com/fbi-unc...
January 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Now that @terriblemapshq.bsky.social is here I can finally leave X 😂
December 4, 2024 at 1:39 PM
The Ninja Turtles Logo Generator I made on a whim one day might be my entire legacy.
November 26, 2024 at 1:58 AM