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allergic but cute
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*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
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Sorry pie haters I couldn’t hear you over the symphony of god’s light
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sorry pie haters I couldn’t hear you over the symphony of god’s light
tomorrow I buy a tea kettle
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
tomorrow I buy a tea kettle
do you think anyone has ever watched saltburn with their parents
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
do you think anyone has ever watched saltburn with their parents
I’ve thought long and hard about it and have come to the conclusion that
Third eye blind is still so fucking good
Third eye blind is still so fucking good
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I’ve thought long and hard about it and have come to the conclusion that
Third eye blind is still so fucking good
Third eye blind is still so fucking good
oracle x red bull is a helluva collab
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
oracle x red bull is a helluva collab
unfortunately I do love a metallic helmet moment
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
unfortunately I do love a metallic helmet moment
TSA at Boston Logan lowkey look like they’re having the best time they’re all besties there that’s a friend group
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
TSA at Boston Logan lowkey look like they’re having the best time they’re all besties there that’s a friend group
it’s really incredible the pace people can slow their walk to, truly impressive stuff, these absolute snails
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
it’s really incredible the pace people can slow their walk to, truly impressive stuff, these absolute snails
I’ve had 64 since this post
starting House of Guinness to get me in the mood to drink Guinness all winter
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’ve had 64 since this post
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“meet us at the bar” ……… ok where??? were u raptured???
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“meet us at the bar” ……… ok where??? were u raptured???
had to explain the magnitude of Jack Schlossberg entering politics to my boss today
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
had to explain the magnitude of Jack Schlossberg entering politics to my boss today
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just read a quote on some booty shorts that changed my life
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
just read a quote on some booty shorts that changed my life
there is so much butter on my laptop omg
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
there is so much butter on my laptop omg
got butter on my laptop :/
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
got butter on my laptop :/
the demonization of ankle cut socks is my 13th reason
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
the demonization of ankle cut socks is my 13th reason
still bummed that bill and Melinda Gates broke up tbh :(
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
still bummed that bill and Melinda Gates broke up tbh :(
WHAT THE FUCK????
The Massachusetts Water Resources Authority is proposing a plan that would allow sewage dumping into the Charles River indefinitely, recommending the least amount of sewage reduction among options presented — a move the Charles River Watershed Association calls “a betrayal.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
WHAT THE FUCK????
what’s the medical term for I have to go to Uniqlo right now
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
what’s the medical term for I have to go to Uniqlo right now
starting House of Guinness to get me in the mood to drink Guinness all winter
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
starting House of Guinness to get me in the mood to drink Guinness all winter
JJ McCarthy throwing a temper tantrum every play is getting old
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
JJ McCarthy throwing a temper tantrum every play is getting old
Ravens o line don’t piss me off
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ravens o line don’t piss me off
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Haven’t watched a minute of BUF MIA everyone please explain to me in a single sentence what the hell is going on down there
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Haven’t watched a minute of BUF MIA everyone please explain to me in a single sentence what the hell is going on down there
I fear I’ve come to the realization I will need to have a pet chihuahua
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I fear I’ve come to the realization I will need to have a pet chihuahua
I kind of miss bitmojis
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I kind of miss bitmojis