Jay Ruddock
@goatfloater.bsky.social
Ultra plodder, vulnerable to Arsenal results and rum, good with Halloumi
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Please make it stop....this is too funny.......
December 15, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Please make it stop....this is too funny.......
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Once again unto the breach....
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Once again unto the breach....
Once again unto the breach....
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Once again unto the breach....
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Gregg Wallace taking charge of his own PR.
December 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Gregg Wallace taking charge of his own PR.
Today will have some guaranteed schadenfreude......
December 1, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Today will have some guaranteed schadenfreude......
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A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts
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November 30, 2024 at 9:56 PM
A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts
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Read this extraordinary thread about the assisted dying bill passing, which ends here:
And then, because this is arguably the most preposterous country on earth, Speaker Lindsay Hoyle says: "Right, thank you everybody. We're going to move on to the ferrets bill if people wish to leave."
November 29, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Read this extraordinary thread about the assisted dying bill passing, which ends here:
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There goes the 'Liverpool will drop points when they meet (R)real teams' thought......
November 28, 2024 at 6:26 AM
There goes the 'Liverpool will drop points when they meet (R)real teams' thought......
There goes the 'Liverpool will drop points when they meet (R)real teams' thought......
November 28, 2024 at 6:26 AM
There goes the 'Liverpool will drop points when they meet (R)real teams' thought......
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Swear Amorim is already looking greyer.
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Swear Amorim is already looking greyer.
Shit ideas #456.... Death metal themed toothpaste. Working title - Angel of Breath.
November 24, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Shit ideas #456.... Death metal themed toothpaste. Working title - Angel of Breath.
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
The return of the PL means I can look forward to having my weekend ruined/made, as opposed to middling ambivalence.....
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 PM
The return of the PL means I can look forward to having my weekend ruined/made, as opposed to middling ambivalence.....
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Random: I would like to hear this guy talk about Arteta the way he talks about Huey Lewis & the News.
November 21, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Random: I would like to hear this guy talk about Arteta the way he talks about Huey Lewis & the News.
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🎶 She wore an
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
September 4, 2023 at 5:52 PM
🎶 She wore an
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
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Why ‘Rear of the Year’ and not ‘Buttock Cup’?
November 16, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Why ‘Rear of the Year’ and not ‘Buttock Cup’?
November 16, 2024 at 6:46 AM
The interlull is the sporting equivalent of a rail replacement bus service.....
November 16, 2024 at 6:43 AM
The interlull is the sporting equivalent of a rail replacement bus service.....
Well all seems normal over in the other place.....
November 15, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Well all seems normal over in the other place.....