Coachmcguirkscowtattoo
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Coachmcguirkscowtattoo
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“ And even if your dee jay was Jesus you could never fuck with these kids” They/them crow/crowself 🏴🏴‍☠️🔞 “nobody is born into this world to be alone”
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January 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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As someone who previously worked for HRW, I can attest that the organization is extremely careful using the term “genocide.” They resisted applying it in Yugoslavia and Darfur. The fact that they use the term here is highly meaningful.
December 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.
December 19, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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For this titty Tuesday I bring you my enormous boobs, some fluffy and soft body hair/armpit hair in some iconic bisexual background lighting.

🖤 🧡
December 18, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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December 18, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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Singal: mommy mommy they were so mean to me
Singal: i was unfairly judged, just like a child molester is unfairly judged!
Rowling:
Rowling:
Rowling:
Rowling:
December 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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Rowling: oh helen you don't understand
Rowling: sure, jessse might look like a sniveling worm, a nasty crawling slithering little shit, a spineless craven buffoon
Rowling: but damn if he isn't the best reasonable concern haver in the business
December 13, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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Joyce: i mean, we don't have anyone else who could launder transphobia into respectable liberal discourse?
Joyce: anyone at all
Rowling: well i really thought tatsuya ishida was going to be ready for prime time by now
Rowling: but we missed that window
Rowling: now he's overripe
December 13, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Singal: mommy they were so mean
Singal: my feelings are so hurt
Singal: kiss it and make it better mommy
Helen Joyce: do we
Joyce: do we really need to keep this guy around?
Rowling: patience, ssssisster, we must bide our time
Joyce: you don't have ANYONE else who could do this?
Singal: mommy mommy
December 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Singal: it hurts when people say mean things about me on the internet!
Singal: the trans don't understand
Singal: they have their hard reptilian hides to protect them
Singal: but i'm not a monster like them, i'm a person!
Singal: i have feelings!
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Singal: mommy mommy the trans were so mean, they said mean things about me on the internet
Singal: i don't know how they could do that!
Singal: they just don't understand how much it hurts to have people say mean things about you on the internet!
Singal: they just can't relate!
December 13, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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Singal: mommy i fought so hard for you
Rowling: i know you did, jesssse
Singal: i did it all for you mommy
Rowling: yess you did great jessse
Singal: i asked all those questions just for you mommy
Rowling: yeah thats great
Singal: i had all those reasonable concerns just for you mommy
December 13, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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Rowling: you poor child
Singal: but i did it mommy
Singal: every single person on the site told them to ban me
Singal: but i'm way more important than any of them!
Singal: so i can stay!
Rowling: excellent!
Rowling: door'sss open, boysss!
December 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: what newsss, wormtongue?
Rowling: how goes the infiltration of bluesssky?
Jesse Singal: mommy mommy
Singal: it was SO HARD
Singal: the trans were SO MEAN
Singal: they all blocked me!
Singal: i was almost ignored to death!
December 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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Wild off-site information is being dug up that is entirely unrelated to anything on here.
December 14, 2024 at 8:27 AM
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translation: we don't give a shit about the safety of trans people and you can't make us care either
We do not currently take action on accounts that share Bluesky screenshots with commentary, unless that commentary violates our Guidelines. We will take action when someone's private information is shared without their consent, but only when it is personally identifiable and verifiable in-app.
December 13, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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I think if ghosts were real there would be at least one attention-seeking ghost doing interviews and such or perhaps being an influencer
December 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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can Bluesky not see the difference in post that’s just a screenshot of a Bsky post promoting a trans health event, with just a “check this out”commentary, when it’s posted by a LGBTQ health org’s account, and by a personal account that posts info on trans health providers leading to their harassment
We do not currently take action on accounts that share Bluesky screenshots with commentary, unless that commentary violates our Guidelines. We will take action when someone's private information is shared without their consent, but only when it is personally identifiable and verifiable in-app.
December 13, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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[trapped in the trunk of a car]

him: Hey, what’s up?

me: *forgets why I called* lol not much, you?
December 7, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Like I said, it’s not just bars. There are no cafés in walking distance or anything.

I can walk to most businesses in less time than the vast majority of suburbanites take to drive to the same types of businesses.
November 29, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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It’s actually not that there is a bar that close, it’s that nothing is close.

I’ve been in the suburbs visiting people and it’s just awful.

Also, I would never drink in the suburbs because I’d have to drive or get an Uber. I’m not drinking and driving and I’m not doubling the cost of my night out
November 29, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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this site has been made immeasurably worse by the influx of people who’s main thing on social media is telling democrats who are angry at democratic leadership for their absolute historic failures that actually dem leadership is good and the legacy of the biden admin is one of success
December 9, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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"I'm not mad that everyone is blocking me. I actually think it's really exciting."
December 8, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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jesse singal is demanding to speak to the manager of blue sky asap to be personally reassured about the use of his valuable time. jesus christ imagine being this deluded about your own importance
December 8, 2024 at 2:03 PM