gogmagog
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when cast, a tercet of nefarious orbs of foul, wicked arcane energy will manifest and engulf a selected enemy target within their merciless embrace before exploding
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
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remembering those videos of putting frozen turkeys in deep fryers like who the fuck does this
October 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
remembering those videos of putting frozen turkeys in deep fryers like who the fuck does this
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"arknights is secretly leftist!" "the limbus gacha is so generous!" we are playing casino games with lore
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"arknights is secretly leftist!" "the limbus gacha is so generous!" we are playing casino games with lore
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me to my cat when he gets scared of the dishwasher
December 27, 2023 at 11:18 PM
me to my cat when he gets scared of the dishwasher
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the funniest thing that’s ever happened did not happen to me, so i can only imagine how funny it must have been first hand, in real time. it happened to my physics teacher Mr. Turner, who told me a couple years back at a school band competition 6 of the 7 entries played Seven Nation Army
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
the funniest thing that’s ever happened did not happen to me, so i can only imagine how funny it must have been first hand, in real time. it happened to my physics teacher Mr. Turner, who told me a couple years back at a school band competition 6 of the 7 entries played Seven Nation Army
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call me trump the way im neck deep in bills with no bush 💯
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
call me trump the way im neck deep in bills with no bush 💯
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Running around with 4 party members is normal. That's a close knit group chat. That's a squad. Running around with 7 is a job. That's a teams meeting
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Running around with 4 party members is normal. That's a close knit group chat. That's a squad. Running around with 7 is a job. That's a teams meeting
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
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There is no man in the world that understands the female orgasm more than Keifer
This guy doesent believe in the female orgasm
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There is no man in the world that understands the female orgasm more than Keifer
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"Dragon Quest VII is a story about many things, but most importantly its about how much girls like a loyal guy who is a little ugly but fucks good. Those kinda fellas just fuck different. Better. This was the biggest takeaway I wanted people to have."
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Dragon Quest VII is a story about many things, but most importantly its about how much girls like a loyal guy who is a little ugly but fucks good. Those kinda fellas just fuck different. Better. This was the biggest takeaway I wanted people to have."
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During the development of Dragon Quest VII i contacted Toriyama-san and told him "we need a character who fucks good. A guy who fucks fast and hard. A man who is loyal to sword and pussy both but is also a passionate lover. And he showed me perfection." -interview with Yuji Horii on Dragon Quest XII
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
During the development of Dragon Quest VII i contacted Toriyama-san and told him "we need a character who fucks good. A guy who fucks fast and hard. A man who is loyal to sword and pussy both but is also a passionate lover. And he showed me perfection." -interview with Yuji Horii on Dragon Quest XII
i replaced the battery in my 2015 macbook pro a few months ago and it does everything i need to use my work laptop for except smoother, faster and quitr. what the hell happened
dell laptop i got in 2022: fans screaming at max volume 24/7, file explorer crashes daily, battery dies if unplugged for longer than 20 minutes
mac laptop i got in 2022: works fine. a little slower than i remember when i'm running graphic-heavy projects in after effects
mac laptop i got in 2022: works fine. a little slower than i remember when i'm running graphic-heavy projects in after effects
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i replaced the battery in my 2015 macbook pro a few months ago and it does everything i need to use my work laptop for except smoother, faster and quitr. what the hell happened
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the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
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Isn't it crazy how no amount of cats could change a lightbulb. There could be a million of them and it wouldn't get done
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Isn't it crazy how no amount of cats could change a lightbulb. There could be a million of them and it wouldn't get done
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He looks like he's driving
February 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
He looks like he's driving
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Don't make me tap the sign *sign that kills you if you tap it*
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Don't make me tap the sign *sign that kills you if you tap it*
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yupppppp
"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"
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November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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