Jonny Falalalalanas
@gojonnybananas.bsky.social
Crewe Alex. Lib Dem. Proud Northerner in Mid Beds. Geek. Irregular. Works best on his own. Officially an author. I will burn... The Heart... Out of you.
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December 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Woke up at about 330, checked my phone and saw Carse was out. “Bloody hell, there’re rattling through out batters,” I thought. Read on and found out we were only 2 down and going pretty well so tuned in whilst I dozed. Lovely stuff!!!
December 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Woke up at about 330, checked my phone and saw Carse was out. “Bloody hell, there’re rattling through out batters,” I thought. Read on and found out we were only 2 down and going pretty well so tuned in whilst I dozed. Lovely stuff!!!
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December 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Think I’m going to nap
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Think I’m going to nap
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December 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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If anyone needs me, just follow the sound of dull metal jingling against cheap wool.
December 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
If anyone needs me, just follow the sound of dull metal jingling against cheap wool.
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A lovely quote to start the day, by English poet Matthew Arnold, who was born #onthisday in 1822:
Is it so small a thing
To have enjoy’d the sun,
To have lived light in the spring,
To have loved, to have thought,
To have done
Is it so small a thing
To have enjoy’d the sun,
To have lived light in the spring,
To have loved, to have thought,
To have done
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
A lovely quote to start the day, by English poet Matthew Arnold, who was born #onthisday in 1822:
Is it so small a thing
To have enjoy’d the sun,
To have lived light in the spring,
To have loved, to have thought,
To have done
Is it so small a thing
To have enjoy’d the sun,
To have lived light in the spring,
To have loved, to have thought,
To have done
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"The game's a foot!"
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"The game's a foot!"
Watched Home Alone in the cinema with junior and his friend. I’ve seen this film a million times, love it obviously. But something different happened today. I cried at the end, when his face breaks from “fake Angry” to “I love you mum!” It’s the sweetest moment.
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Watched Home Alone in the cinema with junior and his friend. I’ve seen this film a million times, love it obviously. But something different happened today. I cried at the end, when his face breaks from “fake Angry” to “I love you mum!” It’s the sweetest moment.
Wake Up Dead Man is good
December 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Wake Up Dead Man is good
December 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
Triple captained Haaland 😆
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Triple captained Haaland 😆
Thought the Crewe game was live on telly. It isn’t :(
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Thought the Crewe game was live on telly. It isn’t :(
David Walliams had some very funny moments, but after Little Britain he grew very annoying very quickly. Never understood why he was pushed as the new Roald Dahl when he was simultaneously doing 15 rated comedy.
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
David Walliams had some very funny moments, but after Little Britain he grew very annoying very quickly. Never understood why he was pushed as the new Roald Dahl when he was simultaneously doing 15 rated comedy.
Is there any trope more annoying than a couple sitting on a couch, watching a movie and flirtatiously tossing popcorn?
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Is there any trope more annoying than a couple sitting on a couch, watching a movie and flirtatiously tossing popcorn?
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December 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
Just had some Turkish delight and all I can think of now is the white witch bribing the boy in Narnia
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Just had some Turkish delight and all I can think of now is the white witch bribing the boy in Narnia
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Doing a puzzle while listening to an audio book is the best cozy activity
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Doing a puzzle while listening to an audio book is the best cozy activity
No idea who he is or what WWE is but, Yh, love this guy
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
No idea who he is or what WWE is but, Yh, love this guy
I’m very nearly 50 and everything hurts
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m very nearly 50 and everything hurts
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My personal favorite is When Harry Met Sally.
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a plane .
Alt: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a plane .
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December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My personal favorite is When Harry Met Sally.
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Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
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December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
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This Is Spinal Tap
Stand By Me
The Princess Bride
When Harry Met Sally
Misery
The American President
I loved all of these
Stand By Me
The Princess Bride
When Harry Met Sally
Misery
The American President
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December 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This Is Spinal Tap
Stand By Me
The Princess Bride
When Harry Met Sally
Misery
The American President
I loved all of these
Stand By Me
The Princess Bride
When Harry Met Sally
Misery
The American President
I loved all of these