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Jack!
@goldenbanjo.bsky.social
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1/3 of GamingStooges | record store manager | always tired | bi nb | he/they

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Sailors' Wisdom
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Barbecue Law
(Reginald is floating in the air following a scent trail, like Toucan Sam) BEARTATO: Whoa! What are you doing? REGINALD: Barbecue law states that if I follow a scent to its grill, the griller has to give me a hot dog. C'mon! (Reginald continues floating. Beartato follows along) REGINALD: Oh boy oh boy! (They reach the source of the scent. Harrison is on fire.) REGINALD (disappointed): Awww man!
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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838carlisle.bsky.social
edited photo of a bear with a glamour shots background
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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fraying.bsky.social
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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smgold.bsky.social
Rottytops
August 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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mootroid.bsky.social
HAPPY 810NICLE DAY EVERYONE!!!!!
August 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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shadowtodd.bsky.social
There are no unlockable doors
There are no unwinnable wars
There are no unrightable wrongs
Or unsingable songs

RIP to the PRINCE OF FUCKING DARKNESS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nI...
OZZY OSBOURNE - "I Just Want You" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions
July 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Nude man says "meet my friend, the guy from 'in the court of the crimson king." Another nude man shakes the court of crimson king man's hand. Crimson King man says "oh you know, can't complain." We zoom out to reveal his massive hog, he continues "seein' as I got this huge dick and all."
June 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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scruffyturtles.bsky.social
bruh chie aint sharing
June 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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tehnutball.bsky.social
Trying something new!
Left to right: Hatsune Miku holding a macaroni dish next to Hank Hill holding steak and sausages in an outdoor background with a wooden fence.
June 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
RIP Brian Wilson
June 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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piku.bsky.social
Elphelt
commission for Quite_Vincible on twitter
June 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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speedoru.bsky.social
PUNCH PUNCH FOREVER episode 3 "Toothless Aggression" is OUT NOW!!! ⚠️

link in the replies! ⬇️
June 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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stealth40k.bsky.social
Happy 15th Anniversary to Super Mario Galaxy 2.

It's the only console 3D Mario platformer that isn't currently available on the Switch.

Nintendo needs to fix this on Switch 2 immediately!
May 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Maya Fey!
#AceAttorney
May 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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dingitydingus.bsky.social
Pirate Archenemies 🏴‍☠️

#Shantae #WayForward #Fanart
May 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
May 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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May 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Anyway <3
Letter from band: Hey We didn't mean to, but we took another 6 years to put out an album. This one only took about 6 months to make though. (It's called Anyway.) We hadn't seen each other in a long time. After being based in NYC all these years, life wound up spreading us across the country-- Ary is still in New York, but Pete's in Dallas now, Luke's back in LA, and James is in Providence. Back in 2022 while visiting Polyvinyl, we heard the American Football house was in such poor shape and that its then-owners were likely to develop (destroy) it into some newer student housing. When we heard about it, we all couldn't help but say "please don't let that happen". About a year later, we heard that the members of American Football, along with Polyvinyl, and the original photographer who lived there, had bought the house together with the intention, in part, of making it a sort of retreat for other artists. Not a sterile monument, but a garden with roots. And so we were invited by Polyvinyl as the first band to stay there in May of 2024. There is too much to say in this limited space about the significance of all this to us, but to put it simply: it gave our band a true home to write in, when our only other realistic option was emailing files from across the country. --A quick aside, though. Working on Scott Pilgrim Takes Off back in 2023, there's a scene where Knives Chau & Kim Fine get their feelings of frustration, rage, and loss out through music together in a living room with just a bass & a drum set. When Luke & Pete were working on that cue, they knew they needed to play together in the same room for something musically spontaneous to occur between those two characters. That scene couldn't be written in different studios, hundreds of miles apart. With this invitation into the American Football house, Polyvinyl had given Anamanaguchi a chance to see what kinds of feelings would come out of a similar situation. More words but character limited reached. Its Luke from Anamanaguchi holding a branch in the backyard of the American Football house
May 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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"Some people would pay for this, y'know?"
May 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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May 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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anamanaguchi.bsky.social
Our new album Anyway comes out August 8th on Polyvinyl

Pre-order/pre-save at anamanaguchi.ffm.to/anyway
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Album cover for Anamanaguchi's album Anyway. The four members of the band sit on the porch of the American Football house on a pleasant day. (Photo: Anna Longworth)
May 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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dq3 merchant
April 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM