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MacArthur ‘Genius Grant’ Awarded To Inventor Of Eatin’ Shirt https://theonion.com/macarthur-genius-grant-awarded-to-inventor-of-eatin-shirt/
October 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
MacArthur ‘Genius Grant’ Awarded To Inventor Of Eatin’ Shirt https://theonion.com/macarthur-genius-grant-awarded-to-inventor-of-eatin-shirt/
It’s time to watch Deadwood again
August 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It’s time to watch Deadwood again
Sudden realization I’ve been putting my rando updates on the wrong app
July 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sudden realization I’ve been putting my rando updates on the wrong app
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ICE Has Gall To Leave Raided Restaurant Negative Review
ICE Has Gall To Leave Raided Restaurant Negative Review
SAN DIEGO—Following a surprise restaurant raid Friday in which dozens of employees were taken into custody, witnesses reported that on top of everything else, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement a...
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July 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
ICE Has Gall To Leave Raided Restaurant Negative Review
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I just saw someone holding an open can of Monster Energy Drink at 8:30am, and I feel very strongly that that beverage contains Night Energy. It’s only for mornings if you’ve been up all night and you are still carrying the darkness with you.
July 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I just saw someone holding an open can of Monster Energy Drink at 8:30am, and I feel very strongly that that beverage contains Night Energy. It’s only for mornings if you’ve been up all night and you are still carrying the darkness with you.
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Here’s a somewhat brutal tip that I hope I remember - if you’re old and worried about your days being numbered, behave in a way that will make people sad to see you go
April 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Here’s a somewhat brutal tip that I hope I remember - if you’re old and worried about your days being numbered, behave in a way that will make people sad to see you go
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When genuinely and openly lawless outrages are happening, if you are still fixating on Facebook boxwine-quality conspiracy theories, that's on you.
March 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When genuinely and openly lawless outrages are happening, if you are still fixating on Facebook boxwine-quality conspiracy theories, that's on you.
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This horse statuette in my DC hotel is too sexy! My kids are crying! #horses #sexyhorses #horsessexy #crying
March 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This horse statuette in my DC hotel is too sexy! My kids are crying! #horses #sexyhorses #horsessexy #crying
Just remember: No matter how ridiculous and disastrous our current government leadership is, they still think they are better than you
March 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just remember: No matter how ridiculous and disastrous our current government leadership is, they still think they are better than you
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every person involved in this needs to be in prison
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
every person involved in this needs to be in prison
Today felt like a day of setbacks, though I could not tell you for the life of me what those setbacks were. Hoping it just might be the first glimmer of a turning point
March 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Today felt like a day of setbacks, though I could not tell you for the life of me what those setbacks were. Hoping it just might be the first glimmer of a turning point
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“America is deeply unprofitable” it’s a country not a B2B startup you fucking dweeb
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“America is deeply unprofitable” it’s a country not a B2B startup you fucking dweeb
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This is such a shame, and such a classic story of profits over people
la.eater.com/2025/3/4/243...
la.eater.com/2025/3/4/243...
The Original Pantry Cafe’s Former Owner Wanted It to Be Open Forever. His Family Trust Had Other Plans.
The closure of 101-year-old Downtown diner the Original Pantry Cafe is a huge loss for Los Angeles
la.eater.com
March 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is such a shame, and such a classic story of profits over people
la.eater.com/2025/3/4/243...
la.eater.com/2025/3/4/243...
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It’s fun to whipsaw back and forth five times every day between “Don’t overreact to alarming news” and “OK should I be hoarding food or something.”
March 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s fun to whipsaw back and forth five times every day between “Don’t overreact to alarming news” and “OK should I be hoarding food or something.”
How many bonkers scenarios and unprecedented events need to happen before you’re no longer catastrophizing?
February 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
How many bonkers scenarios and unprecedented events need to happen before you’re no longer catastrophizing?
A visit from my mother has revealed to me that I’ve VERY MUCH become a “we have food at home” person. Why am I turning down more treats???
February 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A visit from my mother has revealed to me that I’ve VERY MUCH become a “we have food at home” person. Why am I turning down more treats???
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every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake
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Compiled some resources and talked to some experts about what to do if ICE shows up at your restaurant www.eater.com/24364171/ice...
What Should You Do if ICE Comes to Your Restaurant?
We spoke to legal experts about what restaurant owners and workers can do to protect themselves from immigration raids
www.eater.com
February 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Compiled some resources and talked to some experts about what to do if ICE shows up at your restaurant www.eater.com/24364171/ice...
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GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
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Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card
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February 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card
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I have found my temper exceptionally short as of late. Just boiling under the surface
February 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I have found my temper exceptionally short as of late. Just boiling under the surface
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NYT Tomorrow: Trump is coming for trans people, immigrants, public employees, foreign aid, higher education, media, the environment, and science. We can’t save them all. Here’s why he’ll stop if we abandon trans people and foreigners. By David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel
February 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
NYT Tomorrow: Trump is coming for trans people, immigrants, public employees, foreign aid, higher education, media, the environment, and science. We can’t save them all. Here’s why he’ll stop if we abandon trans people and foreigners. By David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel
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Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎