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Nicholas Offerman

@goodklown.bsky.social

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Cartoonist who did sprinkle and do geese see god and other stuff. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/goodklown www.goodklown.com

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Nicholas Offerman @goodklown.bsky.social · 18d

Here’s a flyer for the shows I’m gonna be at for the rest of the year.

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 5h

Left: Blake Perkins
Right: Blaze Porkins

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Nicholas Offerman @goodklown.bsky.social · 5h

Vlad lmao

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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 6h

Everything else in the world: let's make this as quickly and as cheaply as possible

Post game studio stuff: let's give everyone 40 million dollars combined to say things like "you've got to hit the ball to win"

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Nicholas Offerman @goodklown.bsky.social · 7h

Let’s go

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 8h

From the cutting room floor of Jimmy Fallon, it's Metaxasizing across America!

“Big news in the world of show business,” Metaxas began the first episode. “Harrison Ford will be returning for a fifth Indiana Jones movie. Yeah. In this one Harrison will find an ancient artifact … by looking in the mirror.”

There were a few titters from the audience, and scattered applause. Metaxas, appearing nervous, continued with the one-liners:

“Barbie’s longtime companion, Ken, just turned 61 years old. Yeah. And he said the perfect gift for his birthday would be to finally get a prostate.”

This time there were some audible groans. Metaxas stuck at it.

“In India, doctors removed 526 teeth from a seven-year-old boy’s mouth,” he chortled. “The boy is recovering nicely. However, the Tooth Fairy declared bankruptcy.”

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 10h

Feds were actively arresting people just a few miles away while he was giving this interview.

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 11h

If you come for my people, you come through me.

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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 10h

In this scenario, where I'm a pregnant woman having some kind of medical emergency, I'm supposed to care how much money the hospital makes from treating me? Why? The fuck is he talking about?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 9h

SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

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Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year

Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File

www.gamefile.news

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Heidi MacDonald @comixace.bsky.social · 12h

"That's the point – the smudge, the rough line, the hesitation - that's what makes my work come alive." - Jim Lee talking about why DC will never use AI storytelling. "AI doesn't dream, feel or make art, it aggregates it."

@jimlee.bsky.social speaking very passionately at Retailer Day. #nycc

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12h

ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.

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Nicholas Offerman @goodklown.bsky.social · 13h

“Trailer tomorrow” brother you can let me know that tomorrow when the trailer is there

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15h

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1938

FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY IS BUYING SOME PRODUCE FROM A STREET VENDOR
VENDOR: THAT'LL BE FORTY
CENTS, KIDDO!
NANCY: I'LL HAVE THE MONEY IN A FEW
MINUTES --- D'YA MIND WAITIN?

P2- VENDOR: WELL--- C'MON! --- I CAN'T WAIT ALL DAY! WHERE'S
ME MONEY?
NANCY: TSK--TSK---
A FINE WAY TO TREAT A CUSTOMER!

P3-NANCY: HOW YA DOIN'
SLUGGO?

SLUGGO KEEP YER SHOIT
ON --- I'LL GIT
SOMETHIN' YET!

SLUGGO IS TRYING TO FISH SOME COINS FROM A CITY GRATE

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1d

A thing I respect about Poltergeist is that it doesn’t fuck around. Like your ass is haunted scene one.

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Nicholas Offerman @goodklown.bsky.social · 16h

Nora S. Martin - pg. 085

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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 7d

just realized the dril drunk driving tweet also works for regular driving

wint @dril
drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17h

#WarRavagedPortland

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 1d

guys being dudes, dudes being bros
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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 1d

He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 1d

hand to god, he then took this shirt off to reveal a "Dump 62 Here" shirt underneath

Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 1d

A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)

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Nicholas Offerman @goodklown.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe that’s the call that finally gets Aaron Boone fired

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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 1d

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Nicholas Offerman @goodklown.bsky.social · 1d

Carlos RoDONE

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Nicholas Offerman @goodklown.bsky.social · 1d

IKF sleeper agent activated

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

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