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Join me on Substack at 'The Bandcamp Tramp'
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We’ve got 50 bottles of Ged’s British Breakfast Sauce on the website for just £4.75 when you pay with @PayPal

Get them fast. They’ll be gone by tomorrow 🇬🇧

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worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk
January 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Interesting juxtaposition there lads
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My Substack 'The Bandcamp Tramp' is 7 editions old...

If you like discovering new music, get involved.

GOODOLDMJ.SUBSTACK.COM
June 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Good people don't vote for bad people
June 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Right. I'm back. Have I missed anything?
June 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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So, where are the Blacks for Trump?

A cabinet should represent and reflect its people. This collection resembles an exclusive country club.
November 17, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Well, at least it got that one right.
November 16, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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How many of these do we have?
November 15, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments...
theonion.com
November 16, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Oh, this is amazing
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Here’s a piece everyone who cares or claims to care about the Gaza genocide needs to read. We can’t look away, we can’t normalise mass murder, even if only because this could one day be our fate too.
November 15, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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I wrote a song about showing Ice Cube how to swing a Hurley, and then he heard it and I got to show him how to swing a Hurley in real life
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
November 16, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Note. The nightmare that is Autocorrect, changed 'Clete' to 'Clever'

James Lee Burke's book is called CLETE

FFS
The Horse
By Willy Vlautin

Hunting Mr Heartbreak
By Jonathan Raban

Topogaphia Hibernica
By Blindboy Boatclub

Chernobyl, the fall of Atomgrad
By Matyas Namai

Clever
By James Lee Burke
Repost with your five favourite reads of this year (so far):

'Salem's Lot
(Stephen King 1st read)

The Shining
(Stephen King 1st read)

Doctor Sleep
(Stephen King 1st read)

Abarat
(Clive Barker)

You Like It Darker
(Stephen King)
November 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 10:27 PM
The Horse
By Willy Vlautin

Hunting Mr Heartbreak
By Jonathan Raban

Topogaphia Hibernica
By Blindboy Boatclub

Chernobyl, the fall of Atomgrad
By Matyas Namai

Clever
By James Lee Burke
Repost with your five favourite reads of this year (so far):

'Salem's Lot
(Stephen King 1st read)

The Shining
(Stephen King 1st read)

Doctor Sleep
(Stephen King 1st read)

Abarat
(Clive Barker)

You Like It Darker
(Stephen King)
Repost with your five favorite reads of this year (so far):

All Quiet on the Western Front
(Erich Maria Remarque)

The Between
(Tananarive Due)

The Dead Zone
(Stephen King)

The Great and Secret Show
(Clive Barker)

The Sundial
(Shirley Jackson)
November 16, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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We are in Chorlton today. Come and say hello!
November 16, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Posting 10 bands I love, because I have to start somewhere:

Jonathan Richman
Orange Juice
Hot Club de Paris
Michael Head
Prefab Sprout
Modest Mouse
Wilco
Summer Salt
American Football
Real Estate
November 16, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Gained over 1000 followers over the last 36 hours.

Thanks so much & sorry if I don't get to follow back straight away. A bit hard to keep up with.
November 15, 2024 at 5:34 PM