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The User Known As Organism
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Mark | He/Him | 26 y/o
My hoard of stuff I found, with the occasional life update/ original post for added zest
Tumblr: @organisminparadise
Insta: marktheorganism
Steam: Good Ol' Organism
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Oh I should probably make an intro post whoopsies
I'm Mark, also known as organism
I shitpost and also serious post as well
Some things I like are:
-splatoon
-metroid
-mega man
-collecting video games
-nature (botany in particular)
-baking
-baseball
-and dirt
Follow if you'd like, it means a lot 👉👈
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Good night.
January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Ugh. Just found out they’re making a fourth Metroid, which would be exciting news, but they outsourced it to some random American company and are changing it from a sidescroller to a FPS, the most creatively bankrupt of genres. I was hoping after Smash that Samus would be back for real. Guess not :/
January 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now
January 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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the reason the wii feels retro while the ps3 and 360 don't is because the latter had major os updates throughout their lifetime up until the early 2010s that fundamentally changed their ui/ux, particularly for xbox. the reality is that the ux paradigm for consoles hasn't really changed since then
"Hey Pat, are these ACTUALLY considered retro gaming consoles?"

Yes. They are.

Xbox 360 released in 2005 over 20 years ago, with the PS3 and Wii not far behind in 2006.

Keep in mind, when the XBOX 360 released, 20 years before that was 1985.

The year the NES launched...
January 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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I see you all, I see how before Christmas you’re all saying “Grinch this” and “Grinch that” but the second Christmas is over none of you give a FUCK about the Grinch. Fair weather Whos is what you are
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Two-story outhouse
Gays, IL
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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hey you guys wanna know something fucked up? the first commercially released blu-ray movies will turn 20 years old in about 6 months
January 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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They bought their tickets went in and the screen played Boondock Saints 3, a movie which has never been made
I once saw two cybertrucks parked next to each other at a movie theater. I hated it
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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What in the world is going on at the grocery store today?
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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amazon: buy replacement macbook batteries from reputable sellers!

the reputable seller:
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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I wonder if Samus thinks to herself "That was a pretty cool puzzle" when solving a challenging puzzle.
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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had to amend based on my Expertise
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM