Jared Jared Jared
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well it's Jared. Urban planner? Bills-Lions Super Bowl believer. John Wick enjoyer.
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it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
The release of director James Cameron ’s sequel Avatar: Fire and Ash has brought the release of the first teaser trailer for Marvel’s highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday . The first trailer was...
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December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
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December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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thank you for resurfacing this ancient lore www.sbnation.com/2014/12/30/7...
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
thank you for resurfacing this ancient lore www.sbnation.com/2014/12/30/7...
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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This will have you getting genuinely emotional over the fate of a nearly 200 year old cable resting at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This will have you getting genuinely emotional over the fate of a nearly 200 year old cable resting at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
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-22% pollution my goodness
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
-22% pollution my goodness
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A fan in the Senegal vs Botswana game (no idea for which team)
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A fan in the Senegal vs Botswana game (no idea for which team)
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A man trips and falls down just outside a theater. The actor playing Pagliacci helps him up. "It hurts to stand." The man says, "I think my leg is broken."
Pagliacci says "I know what to do. I'm going to take you to see the doctor. He'll fix you right up."
Man says, "But Pagliacci..."
Pagliacci says "I know what to do. I'm going to take you to see the doctor. He'll fix you right up."
Man says, "But Pagliacci..."
January 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A man trips and falls down just outside a theater. The actor playing Pagliacci helps him up. "It hurts to stand." The man says, "I think my leg is broken."
Pagliacci says "I know what to do. I'm going to take you to see the doctor. He'll fix you right up."
Man says, "But Pagliacci..."
Pagliacci says "I know what to do. I'm going to take you to see the doctor. He'll fix you right up."
Man says, "But Pagliacci..."
Fun fact: if you order a sauce packet at Taco Bell you will either get zero or one million sauce packets.
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Fun fact: if you order a sauce packet at Taco Bell you will either get zero or one million sauce packets.
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Trump's in the Epstein files over 600 times.
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump's in the Epstein files over 600 times.
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I wrote about this a while back because it is *so* annoying that Campbell's intelligence and thoughtfulness is ignored because he has large biceps. www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I wrote about this a while back because it is *so* annoying that Campbell's intelligence and thoughtfulness is ignored because he has large biceps. www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...
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An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal
Don't touch that remote! Godzilla Minus One will be right back! Only on Disney Channel 😬
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Don't touch that remote! Godzilla Minus One will be right back! Only on Disney Channel 😬
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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BREAKING: Pope Leo declares communal wine to be replaced with Malort in the event of a Bears Super Bowl.
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
BREAKING: Pope Leo declares communal wine to be replaced with Malort in the event of a Bears Super Bowl.
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Burt (on the altar of Burt)
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Burt (on the altar of Burt)