Goose
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I’m here to bring the funk and a good attitude. bass player for Brozie O’Donnell, formerly of Benchmarks, blog boy at Pats Pulpit, Wall of Weiners Champion at Cori’s Doghouse
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*massive vape rip* Drake Maye is who Trevor Lawrence was supposed to be and JJ McCarthy is who everyone fretting about Drake’s footwork and mechanics thought he would be
Oh my god, every week we’re all screaming like pee wee soccer moms for Drake to GET TF DOWN on his 3.8 scrambles per game.
Meanwhile, Jayden Daniels:
Meanwhile, Jayden Daniels:
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Oh my god, every week we’re all screaming like pee wee soccer moms for Drake to GET TF DOWN on his 3.8 scrambles per game.
Meanwhile, Jayden Daniels:
Meanwhile, Jayden Daniels:
Going into the movie i’d seen a lot of “Wicked For Good is way more political”, but funny story, guess who didn’t say a peep about it being ✌🏻political✌🏻?
My extremely country in-laws that we saw it with on Sunday
My extremely country in-laws that we saw it with on Sunday
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Going into the movie i’d seen a lot of “Wicked For Good is way more political”, but funny story, guess who didn’t say a peep about it being ✌🏻political✌🏻?
My extremely country in-laws that we saw it with on Sunday
My extremely country in-laws that we saw it with on Sunday
What’s the over/under on how long we have to wait before the Colts announce Phillip Rivers is named the starter? Game time Sunday? Lunchtime on Friday? Thirsty Thursday happy hour?
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What’s the over/under on how long we have to wait before the Colts announce Phillip Rivers is named the starter? Game time Sunday? Lunchtime on Friday? Thirsty Thursday happy hour?
Real talk I get it if you’re Phillip Rivers. Never got the chance to even play in a Super Bowl and now he gets to hop on a team that looked like a fucking wagon just a few weeks ago, ready to skate into the playoffs without a full season taking hits?
Fuck it YOLO right?
Fuck it YOLO right?
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Real talk I get it if you’re Phillip Rivers. Never got the chance to even play in a Super Bowl and now he gets to hop on a team that looked like a fucking wagon just a few weeks ago, ready to skate into the playoffs without a full season taking hits?
Fuck it YOLO right?
Fuck it YOLO right?
Every time I’m listening to Edelman’s pod and he drops the “when you have them by the throat, you break their fuckin neck”, I’m like, jesus dude……then I remember his dad always told him that the same way my dad says “measure twice cut once”
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Every time I’m listening to Edelman’s pod and he drops the “when you have them by the throat, you break their fuckin neck”, I’m like, jesus dude……then I remember his dad always told him that the same way my dad says “measure twice cut once”
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Bud Light presents: Real American Heroes
🎵Real American Heroes🎵
Today we salute you, Mr Convertible Driver With The Top Down On A 33° Morning Guy
🗣️🎙️🎵Mr ConvertibleDriverWithTheTopDownOnA33°MoooooooorningGuy!🎵
When you feel the wind on your face, nothing is cooler than ice cold.
🗣️🎙️🎵oooooh so chilly!🎵
🎵Real American Heroes🎵
Today we salute you, Mr Convertible Driver With The Top Down On A 33° Morning Guy
🗣️🎙️🎵Mr ConvertibleDriverWithTheTopDownOnA33°MoooooooorningGuy!🎵
When you feel the wind on your face, nothing is cooler than ice cold.
🗣️🎙️🎵oooooh so chilly!🎵
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Bud Light presents: Real American Heroes
🎵Real American Heroes🎵
Today we salute you, Mr Convertible Driver With The Top Down On A 33° Morning Guy
🗣️🎙️🎵Mr ConvertibleDriverWithTheTopDownOnA33°MoooooooorningGuy!🎵
When you feel the wind on your face, nothing is cooler than ice cold.
🗣️🎙️🎵oooooh so chilly!🎵
🎵Real American Heroes🎵
Today we salute you, Mr Convertible Driver With The Top Down On A 33° Morning Guy
🗣️🎙️🎵Mr ConvertibleDriverWithTheTopDownOnA33°MoooooooorningGuy!🎵
When you feel the wind on your face, nothing is cooler than ice cold.
🗣️🎙️🎵oooooh so chilly!🎵
ROFL turns out I get the bye anyway due to a conveniently timed L from my hated rival, proving once and for all that it is better to be lucky than good
I guess that Devonta Smith 40 yard touchdown I need to lock up the 2nd place bye isn’t happening tonight huh
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December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
ROFL turns out I get the bye anyway due to a conveniently timed L from my hated rival, proving once and for all that it is better to be lucky than good
I guess that Devonta Smith 40 yard touchdown I need to lock up the 2nd place bye isn’t happening tonight huh
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December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I guess that Devonta Smith 40 yard touchdown I need to lock up the 2nd place bye isn’t happening tonight huh
This is a pretty incredible find from one of our @patspulpit.bsky.social readers; receipts that you can say the Pats Ain’t Played Nobody, fine, but guess who else is mostly kicking the shit out of bad teams?
…..the other playoff teams
…..the other playoff teams
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is a pretty incredible find from one of our @patspulpit.bsky.social readers; receipts that you can say the Pats Ain’t Played Nobody, fine, but guess who else is mostly kicking the shit out of bad teams?
…..the other playoff teams
…..the other playoff teams
Didn’t really get a chance for a proper listen when it came out, so let me give it some love here while it’s still 2025: new Amorphis good
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Didn’t really get a chance for a proper listen when it came out, so let me give it some love here while it’s still 2025: new Amorphis good
I have to ask after this happened to me yesterday and a buddy on Saturday: have you guys ordered a steak lately and then when you taste it, it’s like “…..are you guys not doing the butter thing anymore?”
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I have to ask after this happened to me yesterday and a buddy on Saturday: have you guys ordered a steak lately and then when you taste it, it’s like “…..are you guys not doing the butter thing anymore?”
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I don't know if folks who didn't grow up in the Christian church grasp how painfully clear the Bible is about treating all humans with dignity and respect. Jesus was like PRETEND THOSE PEOPLE ARE ME IF THAT HELPS.
And yet!
And yet!
Leviticus 19:33-34
New International Version
33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.
New International Version
33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don't know if folks who didn't grow up in the Christian church grasp how painfully clear the Bible is about treating all humans with dignity and respect. Jesus was like PRETEND THOSE PEOPLE ARE ME IF THAT HELPS.
And yet!
And yet!
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This is a perfect example as to why we need AI regulation yesterday.
AI cannot be the arbiter of whether human beings can live or die. This is an excuse for insurance companies to fire human workers and make our healthcare system even more nightmarish for a quick buck.
AI cannot be the arbiter of whether human beings can live or die. This is an excuse for insurance companies to fire human workers and make our healthcare system even more nightmarish for a quick buck.
"Starting Jan. 1, in six states selected to take part in a federal pilot program, traditional Medicare recipients will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered --
private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny..."
www.kuow.org/stories/thou...
private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny..."
www.kuow.org/stories/thou...
Thousands of Washington state Medicare users could soon have claims denied by AI
Starting Jan. 1, traditional Medicare recipients in Washington state will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered — private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny.
www.kuow.org
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is a perfect example as to why we need AI regulation yesterday.
AI cannot be the arbiter of whether human beings can live or die. This is an excuse for insurance companies to fire human workers and make our healthcare system even more nightmarish for a quick buck.
AI cannot be the arbiter of whether human beings can live or die. This is an excuse for insurance companies to fire human workers and make our healthcare system even more nightmarish for a quick buck.
Destroying the city’s world-famous previously thriving tourism and hospitality sector while kidnapping brown people off the streets to own the libs
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Destroying the city’s world-famous previously thriving tourism and hospitality sector while kidnapping brown people off the streets to own the libs
I would never have guessed this stat if you gave me 32 guesses. Hashtag grateful
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I would never have guessed this stat if you gave me 32 guesses. Hashtag grateful
Everyone has at least one Notre Dame in their life. The kind of people saying stuff like “well I just can’t believe you’ve never been to Europe!”
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Everyone has at least one Notre Dame in their life. The kind of people saying stuff like “well I just can’t believe you’ve never been to Europe!”
When you’re Monday morning Reverb goofin’ and you find the exact pedal you’re shopping for….
….from a seller named Five Iron Frenzy 🤨
…….in suburban Colorado 🤨🤨
….from a seller named Five Iron Frenzy 🤨
…….in suburban Colorado 🤨🤨
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When you’re Monday morning Reverb goofin’ and you find the exact pedal you’re shopping for….
….from a seller named Five Iron Frenzy 🤨
…….in suburban Colorado 🤨🤨
….from a seller named Five Iron Frenzy 🤨
…….in suburban Colorado 🤨🤨
Nail biters for the first round bye that both hinge on Monday night football in 2 of my 3 leagues
a cartoon of spongebob holding his teeth and wearing a hat and tie
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December 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Nail biters for the first round bye that both hinge on Monday night football in 2 of my 3 leagues
Yesterday at Willett I found something I didn’t believe could possibly exist in this galaxy….an actually good egg salad sandwich
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yesterday at Willett I found something I didn’t believe could possibly exist in this galaxy….an actually good egg salad sandwich
The arms race of portion sizes at brunch is so outrageous that sometimes it’s refreshing to roll into a new place and find “wow. A normal ass diner plate of bacon and eggs”
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The arms race of portion sizes at brunch is so outrageous that sometimes it’s refreshing to roll into a new place and find “wow. A normal ass diner plate of bacon and eggs”
We’re watching the SEC Championship and I could swear I just saw a blitzer lightly tap a quarterback and….there wasn’t a flag? Do I need new contacts? Is this a sign of a stroke??
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We’re watching the SEC Championship and I could swear I just saw a blitzer lightly tap a quarterback and….there wasn’t a flag? Do I need new contacts? Is this a sign of a stroke??
A good distillery tour is like what Old Sturbridge Village would be like if it was cool
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A good distillery tour is like what Old Sturbridge Village would be like if it was cool
Friday night Celtics giving the Lakers the business?
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December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Friday night Celtics giving the Lakers the business?