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@gootsky.bsky.social
…all of em?
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished.

I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.

Time to melt ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Hey don’t judge me but I kinda want to go to the Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum.
Measles may have been spread at a Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum in Kentucky earlier this week, the state’s health authority said.
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
trib.al
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Reading the redacted Epstein files is going to be like listening to a censored DMX song.
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If only Dick Cheney knew you could just come out and say you were going to war for oil. We could have saved those 3,000 lives in 2001. Or maybe he still would’ve done it just because he was a sick fuck.
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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How to fix soccer:

1. The field is too big, shrink it.

2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.

3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.

4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.

5. Pawns everywhere.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Jimmy Buffet is in the Epstein files, but I think he just really likes islands 🤷‍♂️
December 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
English accents aren’t real. They’re just messing around with us. When we’re not there they just speak normal to each other.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
They should invent a president that doesn’t have dementia.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My “I wasn’t with Jeffrey Epstein all the time, I wasn’t AT ALL” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-shirt
Trump: "I believe that some of the people we have mentioned are being looked at very seriously for their relationship to Jeffrey Epstein. But they were with him all the time. I wasn't. I wasn't at all."
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fuck OFFFFFFFFF!!!
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Tried tellin yall the Subways weren’t safe.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
People don’t punch people anymore
When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.

We can never normalize this:
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“They cheated on a commercial” sounds like an I Think You Should Leave quote. Some Corncob TV shit. “They cheated on a commercial. They told me that at a dinner. I didn’t rig shit!”
Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"
October 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“Our parents aren’t having children” is one of this troll’s Riddles Three
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
So the inverse of this is: kneel to your king, get a paycheck. Crystal clear messaging from Republicans here.
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“they’re not on the internet” INCORRECT! We are all talking about the couch thing here on the internet!
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yea I’ve got a complaint about Bluesky and it’s that I don’t post so good here. Please fix @ceo
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think he hated him? Idk.
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
October 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM