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Gorbash
@gorbashsan.bsky.social
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I keep and breed exotic fish and reptiles. I also head IT and support for an online art school. I will talk about nerdy things and my pets at the first chance, you have been warned.
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Gorbash @gorbashsan.bsky.social · Mar 26
Lets get this out of the way here:
-Punch nazis
-privatized healthcare=evil
-pro LGBTQIA+
-Pro choice
-consent is everything
-Dont fucking touch kids
-Guns should require same level of licensing and tests required to drive
-AI is theft
-antivax is murder
-BLM
-UNIONIZE EVERYONE
-eat the rich
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westorad.bsky.social
Kobold war machine:
machinepix.bsky.social MachinePix @machinepix.bsky.social · 2d
Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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kewkoh.bsky.social
#meetthewebcomic

Feral Mills is a comic about a deranged rabbit and his friends braving the woes of 21st century living. They love, hate, laugh, cry, and ingest substances together.

Full archive here: feralmills.com
Panel 1 Lester, looking full of himself, with his hand on his hip, slides a check across a table to a clerk. Lester: Boom, there's my last student loan payment! I'm finally free. Panel 2 The clerk happily picks up the check. Lester reaches for his pocket when his phone buzzes. Congrats, Mr. Cunningham. But just so you know, your credit score's about to take a severe hit. Panel 3 A close up of Lester's phone showing a credit score report. It says: YOUR NEW SCORE 540 (-100) NOT GOOD ;( Lester: One hundred points?! Panel 4 Lester, looking exasperated, puts his hand on his head. Lester: This is fucking insane! I did everything I was supposed to do. Why am I getting screwed?! Panel 5 The clerk cringes. Clerk: Sorry, sir, it's out of my hands. Will you be okay? Panel 6 Lester, looking sad, closes his eyes. Lester: Sigh, yeah. I'll go home and cook something. That always calms me down. Panel 7 At home, Lester sits in front of his computer. On screen he has a website open for instructions on how to make a pipe bomb. The ingredients listed are 1x pipe 1xbomb. Lester screws the cap on a pipe with a wick coming out of it. Panel 1 Lester and a blonde woman are making out on a bed. Panel 2 Woman: Close your eyes. I've got a surprise for you. Panel 3 Lester covers his eyes with his hands, smiling, while the woman undresses. Panel 4 Woman: Alright, open your eyes. Lester uncovers his eyes with a big smile on his face. Panel 5 The woman kneels at the end of the bed, wearing a black bunny suit and biting her lower lip. Lester looks at her with an awed expression. Panel 6 Lester: Wow... Panel 7 Lester: That's actually pretty racist. Panel 1 Text Box: Day One Lester stands in front of his bed, wearing PJs. Lester: Aw hell yeah, man. Fresh sheets! Panel 2 Text Box: Day One Lester is lying in bed. Lester: God this is nice. I gotta clean these more often. From now on I’m washing these once a week. Panel 3 Text Box: Day Seven Lester: Y’know these still feel pretty fresh. I can let ‘em go a few more days. Panel 4 Text Box: Day Fifteen Lester: Alright, I stretched it too far. Gonna’ have to wash these tomorrow for sure. Panel 5 Text Box: Day Twenty-Four Lester: I let myself down. I really need to start giving more of a shit about stuff in general. Panel 6 Text Box: Day Thirty-Seven Lester: Fucking loser. Can’t even properly take care of your own home. No wonder no one loves you. Panel 7 Text Box: Day Fifty-Six Lester: I deserve this. This filthy hovel is the perfect coffin for my disgusting corpse. Panel 8 Text Box: Day One Lester stands in front of his bed, wearing PJs. Lester: Aw hell yeah, man. Fresh sheets! Panel 1 Lester and Chauncey sit at a counter. Lester looks tired and disheveled, with heavy bags under his eyes. Chauncey: You okay, Lester? You're looking more corpsey than usual. Lester: Haven't slept all week. My upstairs neighbours just got into age play and they've been going at it real loud every night. Panel 2 Chauncey: Age play? That can be kind of hot. Panel 3 Lester: Not the way they do it, Chauncey. Not the way they do it. Panel 4 Text Box: Later that night... Lester lies in bed, staring up at the ceiling. Neighbour 1: Hey, Mrs. McNally. How are you today? Neighbour 2: What? Who are you? How did you get in here? Neighbour 1: It's Jerry, your support worker. Your son gave me a key so I can- Neighbour 2: George! George, someone's broken in! Panel 5 Lester continues to stare at the ceiling. Neighbour 1: I'm sorry, Mrs. McNally, but your husband passed years ago. Neighbour 2: Nonsense, George is coming to pick me up any minute now. We're going swing dancing at the Palais Pier! Panel 6 Close up of Lester looking disturbed. Neighbour 1: Please calm down. Have you had your pills today? Neighbour 2: Don't tell George but Fannie Scarpello and I used to sneak into the cinema to watch Gary Cooper! One night, we even- Panel 7 Lester covers his ears and closes his eyes. Neighbour 1: Okay, you can stop. I came. Neighbour 2: What do you say we bust out the walker for round two?
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Their criminal obstruction is matched only by their incompetence.
Screenshot of a post on X by Mike Rundle (@flyosity) reading: “Users on TikTok realizing they can just copy and paste the ‘redacted’ text from Epstein file PDFs to read what it says.” Below the post is a photo of a document page with highlighted text, suggesting “redacted” content can still be viewed.
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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xkcd.com
Pole Vault Pole

xkcd.com/3183/
Comic. [Person running on a giant round toward a pole vaulting crossbar; a long pole bent in an arch from the ground, over the crossbar, to the ground again, with person climbing it upside down over the crossbar; person runs to catch up with a long poll rolled into a circle and tied that is rolling toward the crossbar, jumps to catch it, hanging off as it spins, and then is flung over the crossbar when it approaches.] [caption] Fun fact: There are no limits on the length or diameter of the pole in pole vault.
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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dandkuniverse.bsky.social
How many rogue planets and stars are there?

Daniel and Kelly answer a question from a listener about planets without stars and stars without galaxies.

www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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nycjayjay.bsky.social
We're living in The Onion. Three stories from yesterday were stranger than satire, and we’d better get used to the feeling. My write-up, and a bit of dark fun, in today’s piece.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
I am grateful that there is a strong American leader whose soul is filled with compassion.
Screenshot of a CNN Breaking News tweet announcing that Pope Leo appointed a new pro-migrant archbishop of New York, signaling a more assertive approach toward Trump. Below is a formal portrait of a Catholic archbishop wearing clerical clothing and a cross.
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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lizshannonmiller.com
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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tbskyen.com
Honestly, the work of ONE might be one of THE most powerful counters to AI boosterism bullshit.

This guy is one of the more popular modern comic artists, he has millions of people following his stories. And he did it with art that looks like THAT.
A page from One Punch Man by ONE A page from One Punch Man by ONE
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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standardissuecomputing.blog
it’s Saturnday here
Japanese Sega Saturn console with the original packaging behind it
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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aaronschmit.bsky.social
ZanViper #001: Seviper goes dress shopping. #ZanViper
Page 1 of a new Pokemon fan-comic series, ZanViper. This episode: Seviper goes dress shopping and looks to Zangoose for some support.
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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mynameisgrant.bsky.social
Hard-hitting testimonials.
Inset text in the fall 2001 issue of Disney Magazine’s article “Disney MGM Studios in a Day”. It reads: MUPPETVISION 3-D "I liked when that thing that flies turned into Mickey Mouse, and then it blew up." - Abby (left), with Makenzie, both four
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
👀👀👀
Replica Of The Statue Of Liberty Topples Over In Viral Clip—And That Can't Be A Good Omen
www.comicsands.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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scifri.bsky.social
Hey, middle school science educators! Are you in need of a lesson idea for January?💡

Discover with your students how two ant eggs can have the exact same genes, but one grows up to be a worker and another a queen. 🐜
How Do Ants Crown A Queen?
Discover how genotype and environment shape ant development.
buff.ly
December 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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mynameisgrant.bsky.social
“Miss Piggy as Sister Tuck” is an entire drag show in one person
muppetwiki.com Muppet Wiki @muppetwiki.com · 4d
Kermit assigns Piggy the role of Sister Tuck, the equivalent of the Robin Hood story's Friar Tuck.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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redcomets.net
Good morning and happy winter solstice
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
So I ordered some black and white tooli-art pens ( I'm down to dregs) but apparently when the pens came Cj didn't open the shipping box they came in thinking it was a christmas present (honestly a logical conclusion) and now the work pens I need for work are wrapped under the tree somewhere. FUCK.
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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violet-violence.bsky.social
Absolutely the fuck not lmao.

Also: incredibly based.
dawnxianamoon.bsky.social Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 5d
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
Sign at the Weiners Circle: "F k T mp we can redact too."
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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chuckwendig.bsky.social
HATCH THE FROZEN FLESH EGG
December 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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coralcitycamera.bsky.social
Lizardfish coming in hot!! #lizardfish #predator #ambush #fangs #teeth #cominginhot #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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33dot.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
May I ask you...
Straight People Share Burning Questions They've Always Wanted To Ask The LGBTQ+ Community
www.comicsands.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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billamend.bsky.social
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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viceandviolence.bsky.social
Occasionally some dickhead will flush a drake egg down the lavvies, 6 months later you’ve got a Commode Dragon.
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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mollinko.bsky.social
I also did a normal cool smoking Janeway for @cigaradd.bsky.social ! Thanks for the trade bud 🥹
December 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM