Denny Jerling, PhD, BTC, ETH
@gorkgluck.bsky.social
ey/em/eirs
polyamorous pansexual
NFT investor and crypto brolette
polyamorous pansexual
NFT investor and crypto brolette
a creamy disgustoid got tooken in Ireland
June 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
a creamy disgustoid got tooken in Ireland
Where’s Crypto Bluesky at?
June 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Where’s Crypto Bluesky at?
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dipping my hog in queso so your mom gets her calcium
June 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
dipping my hog in queso so your mom gets her calcium
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June 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Iran better fire them nukes while they still have them! 😱
June 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Iran better fire them nukes while they still have them! 😱
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Centrists: we all need to overlook our differences and face our common foe of fascism
Leftists: So you want to work with us and not with the people who support the fascists, right?
Centrists: lol no you goddamned filth. You absolute swine. I hope you get put in camps you [slur]
Leftists: So you want to work with us and not with the people who support the fascists, right?
Centrists: lol no you goddamned filth. You absolute swine. I hope you get put in camps you [slur]
June 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Centrists: we all need to overlook our differences and face our common foe of fascism
Leftists: So you want to work with us and not with the people who support the fascists, right?
Centrists: lol no you goddamned filth. You absolute swine. I hope you get put in camps you [slur]
Leftists: So you want to work with us and not with the people who support the fascists, right?
Centrists: lol no you goddamned filth. You absolute swine. I hope you get put in camps you [slur]
Society would run so much more smoothly if people learned the terms USB-A, USB-C, Lightening, and Micro USB.
June 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Society would run so much more smoothly if people learned the terms USB-A, USB-C, Lightening, and Micro USB.
I’m best, so I’m going to crash out. Before I do, just know you’re locked in for that appointment next week in which we make sure that broken window gets bricked up.
June 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m best, so I’m going to crash out. Before I do, just know you’re locked in for that appointment next week in which we make sure that broken window gets bricked up.
Smoking K2 and listing to Married in a Year by Brendan Abernathy
June 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Smoking K2 and listing to Married in a Year by Brendan Abernathy
Attending linguistics class on my phone while taking a /ˈfæɾiʃɪd/
June 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Attending linguistics class on my phone while taking a /ˈfæɾiʃɪd/
I love calling my gf my partner because then people don’t know if I’m gay or not.
June 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I love calling my gf my partner because then people don’t know if I’m gay or not.
When I face the consequences of my actions
June 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
When I face the consequences of my actions
What are the biggest problems with AirPods?
A. They get lost
B. They run out of charge.
New invention idea: @appleinc Make a chord that ties them together and charges them directly from a device.
I’m going to be rich!
A. They get lost
B. They run out of charge.
New invention idea: @appleinc Make a chord that ties them together and charges them directly from a device.
I’m going to be rich!
June 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What are the biggest problems with AirPods?
A. They get lost
B. They run out of charge.
New invention idea: @appleinc Make a chord that ties them together and charges them directly from a device.
I’m going to be rich!
A. They get lost
B. They run out of charge.
New invention idea: @appleinc Make a chord that ties them together and charges them directly from a device.
I’m going to be rich!
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[Watching Tomb Raider with my new girlfriend]
ME: *leans in* Why did they call her Lara Croft and not Cindy Anna Jones?
HER: Get out.
ME: *leans in* Why did they call her Lara Croft and not Cindy Anna Jones?
HER: Get out.
May 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
[Watching Tomb Raider with my new girlfriend]
ME: *leans in* Why did they call her Lara Croft and not Cindy Anna Jones?
HER: Get out.
ME: *leans in* Why did they call her Lara Croft and not Cindy Anna Jones?
HER: Get out.
Hate to say it but I think it’s time to leave Bluesky
May 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Hate to say it but I think it’s time to leave Bluesky
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An accessibility feature I’d like to see in games is the option to completely disable the parry system. I don’t want the tutorial
to even tell me parrying is possible in the game
to even tell me parrying is possible in the game
December 25, 2024 at 10:17 PM
An accessibility feature I’d like to see in games is the option to completely disable the parry system. I don’t want the tutorial
to even tell me parrying is possible in the game
to even tell me parrying is possible in the game
To the tune of the Catholic hymnal “Shepherd me, O God”:
Suck my big-ass dick
(Shepherd me, O God)
until I bust
(beyond my wants)
a fat-ass nut
(beyond my fears)
into your tight mouth
(from death into life)
Suck my big-ass dick
(Shepherd me, O God)
until I bust
(beyond my wants)
a fat-ass nut
(beyond my fears)
into your tight mouth
(from death into life)
May 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
To the tune of the Catholic hymnal “Shepherd me, O God”:
Suck my big-ass dick
(Shepherd me, O God)
until I bust
(beyond my wants)
a fat-ass nut
(beyond my fears)
into your tight mouth
(from death into life)
Suck my big-ass dick
(Shepherd me, O God)
until I bust
(beyond my wants)
a fat-ass nut
(beyond my fears)
into your tight mouth
(from death into life)
Both parties have embraced election fraud accusations and for the same reason: they are shocked at how stupid our country is. Only a society of idiots would elect Biden and Trump to its highest office.
May 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Both parties have embraced election fraud accusations and for the same reason: they are shocked at how stupid our country is. Only a society of idiots would elect Biden and Trump to its highest office.
To the tune of the Kit Kat theme song: Suck me the dick, suck me the dick. Suck me off a piece of that dick ass bar.
May 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
To the tune of the Kit Kat theme song: Suck me the dick, suck me the dick. Suck me off a piece of that dick ass bar.
Tik tok is sick. I saw a video of a lady who said she’s a 🌽 star? Wtf is a corn star?! Someone who fucks corn???
May 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Tik tok is sick. I saw a video of a lady who said she’s a 🌽 star? Wtf is a corn star?! Someone who fucks corn???
Over the one-month mark since I got slurped
May 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Over the one-month mark since I got slurped
Lives are like assholes: everybody fucks them.
May 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Lives are like assholes: everybody fucks them.
The most horrifying thing about the Pope to me is the idea of starting a new job at age 67
May 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The most horrifying thing about the Pope to me is the idea of starting a new job at age 67
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malort this, malort that. maybe if you were all saying ma LORD this, ma LORD that YOU'D be the freakin pope
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
malort this, malort that. maybe if you were all saying ma LORD this, ma LORD that YOU'D be the freakin pope
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let us ritualistically humiliate another online rando who we can hold up as a localized embodiment of the world's ills
May 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
let us ritualistically humiliate another online rando who we can hold up as a localized embodiment of the world's ills