Gorthnog, Lord of the Outer Realms
@gorthnog.bsky.social
Evil demon from beyond time, and also Midwest-based nerd dad and basement office troglodyte.
I post about politics, sci-fi and horror, tabletop RPGs, video games, Magic: The Gathering and sometimes sports.
There will be pet photos, because I’m boring.
I post about politics, sci-fi and horror, tabletop RPGs, video games, Magic: The Gathering and sometimes sports.
There will be pet photos, because I’m boring.
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Why does it feel like the fulcrum of history is slowly grinding Minnesota into taconite powder?
This man speaks for the greater Woke Hoth community.
🔥 “This started as a pretext about immigration and fraud… it’s WELL beyond that now. It’s into your 2nd/4th/6th Amendments… We’re performing CPR on what may already be a corpse called the Constitution… Wake up. This isn’t just Minneapolis. It’s ALL of us.”
(H/T @allenanalysis.bsky.social )
(H/T @allenanalysis.bsky.social )
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
This man speaks for the greater Woke Hoth community.
They’re not sending their best…
Michigan judge threatens warrant after Bay City man misses jail date following viral Minnesota rally appearance
Jayden Scott told a Bay County judge he has work obligations keeping him in Minnesota until Jan. 21, but refused to say what company he works for when questioned under oath.
www.mlive.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
They’re not sending their best…
“You should stay home where it’s safe. There’s a lot of ice on the roads.” Didn’t really land as a threat, as the roads here in the TC metro are clear of actual frozen water.
But I know you guys probably workshopped that. Sorry, it just didn’t work.
But I know you guys probably workshopped that. Sorry, it just didn’t work.
January 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
“You should stay home where it’s safe. There’s a lot of ice on the roads.” Didn’t really land as a threat, as the roads here in the TC metro are clear of actual frozen water.
But I know you guys probably workshopped that. Sorry, it just didn’t work.
But I know you guys probably workshopped that. Sorry, it just didn’t work.
“Just assaulted and illegally detained.”
Or kidnapped, for the conservatives on the site.
Or kidnapped, for the conservatives on the site.
You can be arrested but not subsequently charged (and then released) - but it seems to be missing the point that there’s no evidence he was arrested..
Just assaulted and illegally detained.
🤷🏾
Just assaulted and illegally detained.
🤷🏾
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“Just assaulted and illegally detained.”
Or kidnapped, for the conservatives on the site.
Or kidnapped, for the conservatives on the site.
This needs to be addressed FUCKING NOW!
Hey, STRIB, this happened on the St. Louis Park/Hopkins border today. This is an all out death threat by ICE agents to observers. youtube.com/shorts/0OdVm...
ICE in MN
YouTube video by Paul Baudhuin
youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
This needs to be addressed FUCKING NOW!
Why does it feel like the fulcrum of history is slowly grinding Minnesota into taconite powder?
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Why does it feel like the fulcrum of history is slowly grinding Minnesota into taconite powder?
Gotta drink some blinkmoth goo, or my head won’t get big, today.
GAIIIINNNNNSSSS!!
GAIIIINNNNNSSSS!!
January 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Gotta drink some blinkmoth goo, or my head won’t get big, today.
GAIIIINNNNNSSSS!!
GAIIIINNNNNSSSS!!
Suck it, Arzakon!
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Suck it, Arzakon!
Dudeism?
Or Copaceticism?
Or Copaceticism?
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Dudeism?
Or Copaceticism?
Or Copaceticism?
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To put the state of the US in gaming terms:
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
To put the state of the US in gaming terms:
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
Let them eat war.
Trump administration posts notice that no federal food aid will go out Nov. 1
The U.S. Department of Agriculture has posted a notice on its website saying federal food aid will not go out Nov. 1 as the government shutdown drags on.
apnews.com
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Let them eat war.
Not a drag queen.
October 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Not a drag queen.
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Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.
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We had probably hundreds of very enthusiastic people honking horns and waving at us as they drove past our little demonstration here in suburban MN.
The regime is terrified. They know that they’re outnumbered.
And that we aren’t afraid of them.
The regime is terrified. They know that they’re outnumbered.
And that we aren’t afraid of them.
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We had probably hundreds of very enthusiastic people honking horns and waving at us as they drove past our little demonstration here in suburban MN.
The regime is terrified. They know that they’re outnumbered.
And that we aren’t afraid of them.
The regime is terrified. They know that they’re outnumbered.
And that we aren’t afraid of them.
Yes we were.
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yes we were.
No taxation without representation.
It's official: Speaker Johnson just cancelled all votes in the House next week.
The next scheduled voting day is 10/27; the last time the House was in session was 9/19.
The next scheduled voting day is 10/27; the last time the House was in session was 9/19.
October 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
No taxation without representation.
What a sad, desperate joke of a man.
Damn him to hell five times.
Damn him to hell five times.
Trump Administration Authorizes Covert C.I.A. Action in Venezuela
www.nytimes.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
What a sad, desperate joke of a man.
Damn him to hell five times.
Damn him to hell five times.
I had a friend once. HIs name was Berthalamew. He was a pumpkin, and he lived outside my house.
But then a kid smashed him up in the street while screaming something about Power Rangers.
And that’s why I know Santa isn’t real.
But then a kid smashed him up in the street while screaming something about Power Rangers.
And that’s why I know Santa isn’t real.
October 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I had a friend once. HIs name was Berthalamew. He was a pumpkin, and he lived outside my house.
But then a kid smashed him up in the street while screaming something about Power Rangers.
And that’s why I know Santa isn’t real.
But then a kid smashed him up in the street while screaming something about Power Rangers.
And that’s why I know Santa isn’t real.
No finer a blade is made by mortals.
October 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
No finer a blade is made by mortals.
George Soros took my guns and made my cat gay.
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
George Soros took my guns and made my cat gay.
It’s my cat, like 90% of the time.
Every time I hear a late night fuggizat, I always get my hopes up.
But it’s never a goblin.
But it’s never a goblin.
August 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s my cat, like 90% of the time.
This is terrifying.
White supremacist tropes and ironic viral jokes illustrate the administration's project of redefining who belongs in the United States.
What's behind the Trump administration's immigration memes?
White supremacist tropes and ironic viral jokes illustrate the administration's project of redefining who belongs in the United States.
n.pr
August 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is terrifying.
Intrusive Thought of the Day: Man my boss is on my case lately. I’m going to change my internal profile pic to a Weyland-Yutani logo.
August 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Intrusive Thought of the Day: Man my boss is on my case lately. I’m going to change my internal profile pic to a Weyland-Yutani logo.