Mark Stevens
@goseto11.bsky.social
I play piano, drink good beer, and try to make my kids laugh. Sometimes all at the same time. Based in the midwest, but PNW forever.
This is sweet, but as a dad it's also my duty to inform the children there is a more cost effective tape option thst is better on painted surfaces.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is sweet, but as a dad it's also my duty to inform the children there is a more cost effective tape option thst is better on painted surfaces.
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tw: pain, Mariners, Phoebe Bridgers, trauma, baseball
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
tw: pain, Mariners, Phoebe Bridgers, trauma, baseball
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Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Getting spiritual over here
#gomariners
#gomariners
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Getting spiritual over here
#gomariners
#gomariners
For those who think academia is the pinnacle of unspoken rules and passive-aggressive power plays, may I invite you to a morning lap swim at the public pool?
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
For those who think academia is the pinnacle of unspoken rules and passive-aggressive power plays, may I invite you to a morning lap swim at the public pool?
In other news, the Oregon Bach Festival has announced an All PDQ Bach festival going forward. Yes, the quality and respectability will plummet, but think of the new audiences!
CBS' parent company will buy The Free Press and install Bari Weiss, its contrarian founder, as editor in chief of CBS News. n.pr/4o634cr
CBS' next top editor to be Bari Weiss of The Free Press
CBS' parent company will buy The Free Press and install Bari Weiss, its contrarian founder, as editor in chief of CBS News.
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October 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
In other news, the Oregon Bach Festival has announced an All PDQ Bach festival going forward. Yes, the quality and respectability will plummet, but think of the new audiences!
What is it with Lyft airport rides before and after piano conferences? In the past 2 years I've stepped into Cleveland Browns football, Sean Hannity, and now *aggressively* preachy Christian radio. In every case played at a volume level damaging to human ears.
Is this more common than I realize?
Is this more common than I realize?
July 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What is it with Lyft airport rides before and after piano conferences? In the past 2 years I've stepped into Cleveland Browns football, Sean Hannity, and now *aggressively* preachy Christian radio. In every case played at a volume level damaging to human ears.
Is this more common than I realize?
Is this more common than I realize?
Finally finished @jasonkirk.fyi Hell is a World Without You during my own little beach fest this week. A little too close to home when I started it last year, but so glad I picked it up and gave it a second try. Terrific. Thanks for a hell of a story Jason!
July 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Finally finished @jasonkirk.fyi Hell is a World Without You during my own little beach fest this week. A little too close to home when I started it last year, but so glad I picked it up and gave it a second try. Terrific. Thanks for a hell of a story Jason!
A Wrinkle in Butthole
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:
Voyage to the Bottom of the Butthole
Voyage to the Bottom of the Butthole
June 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A Wrinkle in Butthole
If you went to church today and your pastor was gleefully riffing a last minute sermon on the rapture, it's totally fine to try a different church next week. Like, there's probably another one right down the street.
June 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If you went to church today and your pastor was gleefully riffing a last minute sermon on the rapture, it's totally fine to try a different church next week. Like, there's probably another one right down the street.
Prepping a world premiere that's actually a large ensemble transcription is kind of like accompanying a concerto. Except instead of feeling relaxed about leaving a bunch of shit out, you feel annoyed at having to do the editing yourself. Or so I’ve heard from others.
April 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Prepping a world premiere that's actually a large ensemble transcription is kind of like accompanying a concerto. Except instead of feeling relaxed about leaving a bunch of shit out, you feel annoyed at having to do the editing yourself. Or so I’ve heard from others.
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Ken Griffey Jr took this photo
April 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ken Griffey Jr took this photo
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Kristi Noem looks like if M3GAN had a human mom.
March 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Kristi Noem looks like if M3GAN had a human mom.
"If this country is to go on breaking, to go on becoming a darker, more repressive place than it was the day before, it will be shepherded in that direction by everyone who insists on equivocating."
It Is What It Looks Like | Defector
On Tuesday night, a Tufts University graduate student named Rumeysa Ozturk was detained by agents from the Department Of Homeland Security while walking down the sidewalk outside an off-campus apartme...
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March 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"If this country is to go on breaking, to go on becoming a darker, more repressive place than it was the day before, it will be shepherded in that direction by everyone who insists on equivocating."
Happy opening day to all who celebrate. Go Mariners!
that major league baseball isn't called "major league baseballs" is a perpetuation of the one-baseball myth, one easily dispelled in the age of streaming. one can now simultaneously watch two games, in different cities, played with different baseballs. mlb does not use one ball and hasn't since 1997
March 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy opening day to all who celebrate. Go Mariners!
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This is going to get worse, not better. Never underestimate the American public’s thirst for performative cruelty towards The Other: defendants, foreigners, anyone they’ve been conditioned to see as less than human. We’re the country that made lynchings into picnics.
Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem making content in front of the imprisoned men of El Salvador's notorious Terrorism Confinement Center mega-prison www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
March 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is going to get worse, not better. Never underestimate the American public’s thirst for performative cruelty towards The Other: defendants, foreigners, anyone they’ve been conditioned to see as less than human. We’re the country that made lynchings into picnics.
Young men don't open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They take their hard earned money down to The Shops at the Creeks and invest in the latest fashions from Dan Flashes, where the patterns are complicated and the value keeps going up.
Young men don't open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They download coin base or Robinhood app and buy crypto. That's their savings
If one party pushes that number higher. They vote for em. Gensler/Biden caused those savings to go down. The demo with the biggest change was young men
If one party pushes that number higher. They vote for em. Gensler/Biden caused those savings to go down. The demo with the biggest change was young men
This is legit the dumbest thing I've ever seen him say
March 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Young men don't open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They take their hard earned money down to The Shops at the Creeks and invest in the latest fashions from Dan Flashes, where the patterns are complicated and the value keeps going up.