Chris Jackson
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(me on my deathbed) gar...gar... garfield was right about nermal
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
(me on my deathbed) gar...gar... garfield was right about nermal
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darmok AND jalad? at THIS tanagra?
December 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
darmok AND jalad? at THIS tanagra?
What do you do with the shrouds after you eat talames?
December 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What do you do with the shrouds after you eat talames?
No one believes they want to eat mayonnaise and sour cream by the spoonful, but if you add frozen spinach, canned water chestnuts, and a packet of seasoning, everyone wants a cup and a half of it with corn chips.
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No one believes they want to eat mayonnaise and sour cream by the spoonful, but if you add frozen spinach, canned water chestnuts, and a packet of seasoning, everyone wants a cup and a half of it with corn chips.
Enshittification, my dear.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Enshittification, my dear.
Crash out with your trash out!
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Crash out with your trash out!
We all love the Back to the Future soundtrack, but Silvestri really cooked with Flight of the Navigator.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
We all love the Back to the Future soundtrack, but Silvestri really cooked with Flight of the Navigator.
When you’re a theater kid, your culture is a costume.
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When you’re a theater kid, your culture is a costume.
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The liberal "laptop class" is out of touch with the needs of everyday Americans working real jobs, such as operating(?) a large wrench(?)
July 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The liberal "laptop class" is out of touch with the needs of everyday Americans working real jobs, such as operating(?) a large wrench(?)
Ranchers generally prefer to raise the steaks.
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ranchers generally prefer to raise the steaks.
How to Win a Date With Tad Hamilton in Ten Days
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
How to Win a Date With Tad Hamilton in Ten Days
Pentecostalism: what if Wesleyan theology was a horror movie?
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Pentecostalism: what if Wesleyan theology was a horror movie?
It’s not pizza, it’s Totino’s!
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It’s not pizza, it’s Totino’s!
Boneless corn is good but bone-in corn is great.
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Boneless corn is good but bone-in corn is great.
Border Canada is just Tennessee both in culture and shape.
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Border Canada is just Tennessee both in culture and shape.
How many portmanteaux have we saddled Ben Affleck with?
October 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
How many portmanteaux have we saddled Ben Affleck with?
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If you didn't have an aunt with a cupboard full of Snackwell's products and some "Cathy" strips up on the fridge featuring the phrase "Diets? Ack!" did you really live through the 80's/90's?
April 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
If you didn't have an aunt with a cupboard full of Snackwell's products and some "Cathy" strips up on the fridge featuring the phrase "Diets? Ack!" did you really live through the 80's/90's?
Where in the fuck is Carmen Sandiego?
September 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Where in the fuck is Carmen Sandiego?
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Can't find a single thing wrong with this...
September 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can't find a single thing wrong with this...
We are going to get GTA6 before we get the Epstein files, aren’t we?
August 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We are going to get GTA6 before we get the Epstein files, aren’t we?
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Replace all Columbus statues with *ACTUAL* Italian-American icon Danny DeVito.
There have got to be a number of great options for Italian Americans to celebrate. And who wouldn't love a holiday revolving around Italian food? Just swap the slave trader for almost anyone else and it would be a success.
August 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Replace all Columbus statues with *ACTUAL* Italian-American icon Danny DeVito.
Driving: the great American chore!
August 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Driving: the great American chore!
Seth Green is gas station Alan Tudyk.
July 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Seth Green is gas station Alan Tudyk.
In a parlor, you might find beauty or pizza or dead people or ice cream and if you are lucky, maybe all of them at once.
July 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
In a parlor, you might find beauty or pizza or dead people or ice cream and if you are lucky, maybe all of them at once.