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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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Okay I’ll come out for a drink but I’m not going to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a
Me three drinks in:
Me three drinks in:
August 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Okay I’ll come out for a drink but I’m not going to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a
Me three drinks in:
Me three drinks in:
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be sure to click onto my page and download my site
July 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
be sure to click onto my page and download my site
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![Comic. [Person with ponytail using handheld device in front of a large sign with crooked, off-center header, with crooked QR code (with illegible URL) and crooked list beneath] Header: DOANATE TO FIX THIS SIGN! List: $10 Fix kerning [kerning around “rni” of kerning is difficult to read]; $20 Align Columns [out of alignment] $20 Fix text size [much smaller text size]; $50 Fix typo; $50 Fix centering; $100 fix rotation. PERSON: Grrr… [caption] My new company’s business model is based on extorting graphic designers.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidspubnircp7xyx267adn6waakg76eb4giljnlwdh3zig5dqw7pbm@jpeg)
July 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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this place is okay but i wish it had more annoying people and more evil people
May 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this place is okay but i wish it had more annoying people and more evil people
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'Hove' is a past tense of 'heave.'
May 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
'Hove' is a past tense of 'heave.'
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Always keep watch. Eventually the aliens will slip up and do something unhuman a little too nonchalantly. Then we'll know. 👽🛸
Yesterday, the lifeform we call "Elly De La Cruz" forgot himself and took flight to catch this baseball. 😮
Yesterday, the lifeform we call "Elly De La Cruz" forgot himself and took flight to catch this baseball. 😮
April 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Always keep watch. Eventually the aliens will slip up and do something unhuman a little too nonchalantly. Then we'll know. 👽🛸
Yesterday, the lifeform we call "Elly De La Cruz" forgot himself and took flight to catch this baseball. 😮
Yesterday, the lifeform we call "Elly De La Cruz" forgot himself and took flight to catch this baseball. 😮
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The purest form of self-deception is saying, “I’ll just rest my eyes for five minutes.”
March 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The purest form of self-deception is saying, “I’ll just rest my eyes for five minutes.”
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Starting to think doing things like eating an entire bag of skittles for breakfast could possibly be counteracting the affects of my exercise regime.
I'll get my team of researchers to look into it.
I'll get my team of researchers to look into it.
March 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Starting to think doing things like eating an entire bag of skittles for breakfast could possibly be counteracting the affects of my exercise regime.
I'll get my team of researchers to look into it.
I'll get my team of researchers to look into it.
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the internet would be so cool if it wasn't evil
March 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the internet would be so cool if it wasn't evil
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advice to young writers:
- begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]"
- begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]"
- end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes."
- 4 blank lines between paragraphs
- begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]"
- begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]"
- end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes."
- 4 blank lines between paragraphs
February 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
advice to young writers:
- begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]"
- begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]"
- end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes."
- 4 blank lines between paragraphs
- begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]"
- begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]"
- end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes."
- 4 blank lines between paragraphs
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whenever young people ask me for advice, i always recommend that they carry some cash on them. it's easy to understand why they don't, since almost everything now can be bought with a credit card or a mobile app. but what it means for me is that they're more difficult to hold up and rob in the park
February 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
whenever young people ask me for advice, i always recommend that they carry some cash on them. it's easy to understand why they don't, since almost everything now can be bought with a credit card or a mobile app. but what it means for me is that they're more difficult to hold up and rob in the park
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i think every major city should widen its entire street grid so that every street is about 1400 feet wide, and then have one really huge, really fast car that everyone rides around in. anyone who is caught walking would be arrested and sent to mine the coal required by the huge car
December 28, 2023 at 6:15 PM
i think every major city should widen its entire street grid so that every street is about 1400 feet wide, and then have one really huge, really fast car that everyone rides around in. anyone who is caught walking would be arrested and sent to mine the coal required by the huge car
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did we learn nothing from jfk
November 23, 2023 at 3:43 PM
did we learn nothing from jfk