David Schaub🇺🇲🇺🇦
@grandpadave.bsky.social
Don't blame me....I voted for Harris.
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Donald: "Putin wants to see Ukraine succeed"
Prez:
Prez:
December 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Donald: "Putin wants to see Ukraine succeed"
Prez:
Prez:
Just spent an hour in Apple iTunes hell. Thanks, Tim Apple.
December 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just spent an hour in Apple iTunes hell. Thanks, Tim Apple.
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Ukraine Denies Attack on Putin Residence: “We’re Helping Him Build a Ballroom”
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ukraine Denies Attack on Putin Residence: “We’re Helping Him Build a Ballroom”
What did King Nit-wit say now?
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
What did King Nit-wit say now?
No they haven't.
metro.co.uk/2025/12/26/p...
metro.co.uk/2025/12/26/p...
After thousands of years, archaeologists think we've finally found 'Noah's Ark'
Prof Dr Kaya said the dating of the pottery broadly aligned with traditional estimates of Noah's lifetime.
metro.co.uk
December 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
No they haven't.
metro.co.uk/2025/12/26/p...
metro.co.uk/2025/12/26/p...
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Just came out of my bunker. Did we win the War on Christmas?
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just came out of my bunker. Did we win the War on Christmas?
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I know many Jews have complicated feelings about Christmas but I will say that I absolutely love a holiday in which everything around me is festive and yet there are zero societal explanations placed on me personally to do *anything* and also there's possibly dim sum
December 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I know many Jews have complicated feelings about Christmas but I will say that I absolutely love a holiday in which everything around me is festive and yet there are zero societal explanations placed on me personally to do *anything* and also there's possibly dim sum
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It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/
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You can post live comments tonight during the pre-Christmas double feature of “Brides of Dracula” and “Sharktopus” on MeTV! Use the hashtag #svengoolie and be ready for femmes with fangs and a shark with suckers ( I don’t mean Imp and Nostalgiaferatoo!)
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You can post live comments tonight during the pre-Christmas double feature of “Brides of Dracula” and “Sharktopus” on MeTV! Use the hashtag #svengoolie and be ready for femmes with fangs and a shark with suckers ( I don’t mean Imp and Nostalgiaferatoo!)
The Reason Poor People Vote Trump Is Sicker Than We Thought
YouTube video by Channel 100 News with Evie
youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"We told ya'll Trump was innocent." - MAGA
December 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"We told ya'll Trump was innocent." - MAGA
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Garry Trudeau was mocking Trump's deeply pathetic & narcissistic need to name things after himself 38 yrs ago.
11.2088 - Trump renames himself after himself.
And the Kennedy Center will retain its rightful, legal name long after the GOP pretends they never really supported him all that much.
11.2088 - Trump renames himself after himself.
And the Kennedy Center will retain its rightful, legal name long after the GOP pretends they never really supported him all that much.
December 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Garry Trudeau was mocking Trump's deeply pathetic & narcissistic need to name things after himself 38 yrs ago.
11.2088 - Trump renames himself after himself.
And the Kennedy Center will retain its rightful, legal name long after the GOP pretends they never really supported him all that much.
11.2088 - Trump renames himself after himself.
And the Kennedy Center will retain its rightful, legal name long after the GOP pretends they never really supported him all that much.
Time to invest in black ink.
Did Trump’s DOJ really think dropping hundreds of blacked-out pages counted as complying with the law?
I know it’s a bunch of unqualified folks with no backbone over there, but this is next-level.
I know it’s a bunch of unqualified folks with no backbone over there, but this is next-level.
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Time to invest in black ink.
If the price of an item goes from $100 to $25, that's a decrease of 75%. If you think it's 400%, then you're illiterate.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If the price of an item goes from $100 to $25, that's a decrease of 75%. If you think it's 400%, then you're illiterate.
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ICE is arguing in court that US CITIZENS can be detained, handcuffed, and biometrically screened unless they can prove citizenship on the spot. And that a REAL ID isn't enough. This isn't border security. It's a "papers-please" America where freedom is conditional and innocence comes last.
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
ICE is arguing in court that US CITIZENS can be detained, handcuffed, and biometrically screened unless they can prove citizenship on the spot. And that a REAL ID isn't enough. This isn't border security. It's a "papers-please" America where freedom is conditional and innocence comes last.
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Russia has no plans to invade:
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine
But Russia won't attack EU
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine
But Russia won't attack EU
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Russia has no plans to invade:
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine
But Russia won't attack EU
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine
But Russia won't attack EU
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It's time for another round of Weird Thing I am Genuinely Annoyed About:
Trump won't have to see how happy everyone is when he dies.
Trump won't have to see how happy everyone is when he dies.
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's time for another round of Weird Thing I am Genuinely Annoyed About:
Trump won't have to see how happy everyone is when he dies.
Trump won't have to see how happy everyone is when he dies.
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This morning. Again.
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
This morning. Again.
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