Greasey Bees
@greaseybees.bsky.social
Casting bangers into the void
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Ben Shapiro can be Q
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ben Shapiro can be Q
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If you seek health care, you are unhealthy. Why should we listen to your perverted demands? You're diseased. You are a sick individual.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
If you seek health care, you are unhealthy. Why should we listen to your perverted demands? You're diseased. You are a sick individual.
Leaving the seeds I found in my pocket as a tip for my bartender
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Leaving the seeds I found in my pocket as a tip for my bartender
My father sent me this clip from family guy.
I come on here and enjoy all the japes about how unhinged conservatives are about Mamdani, but I gotta say it’s a lot less fun when it’s your own dad.
I’m tired
I come on here and enjoy all the japes about how unhinged conservatives are about Mamdani, but I gotta say it’s a lot less fun when it’s your own dad.
I’m tired
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My father sent me this clip from family guy.
I come on here and enjoy all the japes about how unhinged conservatives are about Mamdani, but I gotta say it’s a lot less fun when it’s your own dad.
I’m tired
I come on here and enjoy all the japes about how unhinged conservatives are about Mamdani, but I gotta say it’s a lot less fun when it’s your own dad.
I’m tired
Walker’s Texas Shortbread
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Walker’s Texas Shortbread
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(howard dean voice) and american samoa and the northern marianas islands and the us virgin islands
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
(howard dean voice) and american samoa and the northern marianas islands and the us virgin islands
I have a confession - I have been drinking what is clearly labeled “ceremonial grade” matcha with no ceremony at all.
Sans pomp. Not an ounce of fuss. Not a drop of ritual.
Sans pomp. Not an ounce of fuss. Not a drop of ritual.
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have a confession - I have been drinking what is clearly labeled “ceremonial grade” matcha with no ceremony at all.
Sans pomp. Not an ounce of fuss. Not a drop of ritual.
Sans pomp. Not an ounce of fuss. Not a drop of ritual.
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"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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It's weird how Cuomo can not run as a Democrat and get endorsements from the worst fascist freaks, and dem leadership still perceives him as the Democrat candidate.
And meanwhile can barely choke out the name of the guy who is *actually running as the Democrat*
And meanwhile can barely choke out the name of the guy who is *actually running as the Democrat*
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It's weird how Cuomo can not run as a Democrat and get endorsements from the worst fascist freaks, and dem leadership still perceives him as the Democrat candidate.
And meanwhile can barely choke out the name of the guy who is *actually running as the Democrat*
And meanwhile can barely choke out the name of the guy who is *actually running as the Democrat*
Sliwa takes it in a clean sweep
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sliwa takes it in a clean sweep
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
Constantin, please see a doctor
Constantin Brâncuși, The Cock, Paris 1924
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136691
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136691
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Constantin, please see a doctor
I guess this is something we’ve decided as a society we want, and I’m happy if this pulls young impressionables away from the right-wing freaks, but I will never not find it weird that there is a need for instructions on being a man specifically.
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November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I guess this is something we’ve decided as a society we want, and I’m happy if this pulls young impressionables away from the right-wing freaks, but I will never not find it weird that there is a need for instructions on being a man specifically.
I like my women like I like my mills: gristless
(My love language is providing grist)
(My love language is providing grist)
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I like my women like I like my mills: gristless
(My love language is providing grist)
(My love language is providing grist)
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Please vote YES on Prop 50, the election rigging response act. Deadline for voting is Tuesday, Nov 4.
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Please vote YES on Prop 50, the election rigging response act. Deadline for voting is Tuesday, Nov 4.
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one battle after another…what’s next, another battle?
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
one battle after another…what’s next, another battle?
Look at this crazy thing
October 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Look at this crazy thing
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Watching political pundits project complex motivations onto conservative voters is the next esports!
October 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Watching political pundits project complex motivations onto conservative voters is the next esports!
♫ It’s chip to eat squares ♫
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
♫ It’s chip to eat squares ♫
[sensually] I’m gonna bing your bongus
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
[sensually] I’m gonna bing your bongus
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New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
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Moving right won’t help the Democrats win elections. Moving left won’t help the Democrats win elections. The only thing that will help is moving down. It’s time for the Democrats to become the party of molemen
October 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Moving right won’t help the Democrats win elections. Moving left won’t help the Democrats win elections. The only thing that will help is moving down. It’s time for the Democrats to become the party of molemen
Thinking about getting into interregnums
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Thinking about getting into interregnums