The Egg
@greeneggiwegs.bsky.social
AMA about the Salem Witch Trials
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Here is an angel of summer to bless your timeline! 🌼 Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.
July 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Here is an angel of summer to bless your timeline! 🌼 Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.
Local kitty has captured and murdered mint stick more at 11 #catsofbluesky
June 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Local kitty has captured and murdered mint stick more at 11 #catsofbluesky
Time for head scratchies #catsofbluesky
June 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Time for head scratchies #catsofbluesky
Local kitty NEEDS to have spring thrown at 3am non-negotiable #catsofbluesky
May 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Local kitty NEEDS to have spring thrown at 3am non-negotiable #catsofbluesky
In celebration of #whiskerswednesday, here are two whiskers that Janis shed right next to each other. She likes to keep her style options open (most of her dropped whiskers are black closer to her face and turn white at the tips)
April 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In celebration of #whiskerswednesday, here are two whiskers that Janis shed right next to each other. She likes to keep her style options open (most of her dropped whiskers are black closer to her face and turn white at the tips)
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Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
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Hell yeah one paw out time #catsofbluesky
April 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Hell yeah one paw out time #catsofbluesky
My LD boyfriend just left and I won’t see him for several months but the kitty apparently heard I was sad and arrived for cuddles
April 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My LD boyfriend just left and I won’t see him for several months but the kitty apparently heard I was sad and arrived for cuddles
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New IRS Campaign Fucking Dares You To Take Deduction For Home Office:
April 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
New IRS Campaign Fucking Dares You To Take Deduction For Home Office:
Janis says ancient Egyptian religion is IN #catsofbluesky
April 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Janis says ancient Egyptian religion is IN #catsofbluesky
Wake up babes it’s eatin grass time #catsofbluesky
April 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Wake up babes it’s eatin grass time #catsofbluesky
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I’m the one they should have added to the group chat.
I send photos of cats.
We could have had world peace.
I send photos of cats.
We could have had world peace.
March 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m the one they should have added to the group chat.
I send photos of cats.
We could have had world peace.
I send photos of cats.
We could have had world peace.
You are being Sniffed. Please do not resist. #catsofbluesky
March 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You are being Sniffed. Please do not resist. #catsofbluesky
Sorry I can’t come to work today
March 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sorry I can’t come to work today
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Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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March 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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Just trying to enjoy her bucket in peace. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
February 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just trying to enjoy her bucket in peace. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
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MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK
1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
February 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK
1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
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Trump Says Americans Could Feel ‘Some Pain’ From Tariffs
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February 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Says Americans Could Feel ‘Some Pain’ From Tariffs
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This was such an absurd statement idk why anyone believed it but people flat out do. How many condoms does $50 million buy???
Karoline Leavitt: "DOGE and OMB also found that there was about to be 50 million taxpayer dollars that went out the door to fund condoms in Gaza. That is a preposterous waste of taxpayer dollars."
January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This was such an absurd statement idk why anyone believed it but people flat out do. How many condoms does $50 million buy???
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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions
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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions
MINNEAPOLIS—After months of declining sales at the retail chain, experts confirmed Tuesday that Target was losing market share due to more Americans opting to forgo all earthly possessions. “While Target used to have a loyal customer base that would leave the store laden with everything from cosmetics to home decor, millions of U.S. shoppers are […]
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January 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions
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Tonight in stargazing
OH 231.8+04.2-
The Rotten Egg Nebula
Constellation Puppis
Distance 5,000 light years
Discovered by William Herschel 1786
Length 1.4 light years
Named after its high sulfur content it's a star of similar size as our sun but in its early stages of planetary nebula formation
OH 231.8+04.2-
The Rotten Egg Nebula
Constellation Puppis
Distance 5,000 light years
Discovered by William Herschel 1786
Length 1.4 light years
Named after its high sulfur content it's a star of similar size as our sun but in its early stages of planetary nebula formation
January 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Tonight in stargazing
OH 231.8+04.2-
The Rotten Egg Nebula
Constellation Puppis
Distance 5,000 light years
Discovered by William Herschel 1786
Length 1.4 light years
Named after its high sulfur content it's a star of similar size as our sun but in its early stages of planetary nebula formation
OH 231.8+04.2-
The Rotten Egg Nebula
Constellation Puppis
Distance 5,000 light years
Discovered by William Herschel 1786
Length 1.4 light years
Named after its high sulfur content it's a star of similar size as our sun but in its early stages of planetary nebula formation
My boyfriend and I watched sonic 3 and he was like “Maria looked so weird next to shadow” um sorry to inform you she looked like THIS originally they are just being accurate to the original story
January 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My boyfriend and I watched sonic 3 and he was like “Maria looked so weird next to shadow” um sorry to inform you she looked like THIS originally they are just being accurate to the original story