Gretchen McCulloch
@gretchenmcc.bsky.social
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Internet linguist. Wrote Because Internet, NYT bestseller about internet language. Co-hosts @lingthusiasm.bsky.social, a podcast that's enthusiastic about linguistics. she/her 🌈 Montreal en/fr 🇨🇦 gretchenmcculloch.com
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Hello! I'm an internet linguist!

I wrote a book called Because Internet about how we use language online gretchenmcculloch.com/book

I make @lingthusiasm.bsky.social, a podcast that's enthusiastic about linguistics

And I maintain a linguistics starter pack here: go.bsky.app/UUM7Gcx
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
brb asking my publisher for an edition of Because Internet that makes the dialup screech as you open it, like a novelty birthday card, and gradually heats up the longer you read it
emilyhughes.bsky.social
no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask
A screenshot from Publisher's Lunch: 
Jennifer L. Armentrout and Hellmann's	  	
In a promotion designed for BookTok enjoyment, Jennifer L. Armentrout’s just-published THE PRIMAL OF BLOOD AND BONE is available in a special, limited-edition "garlic-scented copy, infused with Hellmann’s Garlic Aioli to create a one-of-a-kind, Craven-proof book." They explain: "This exclusive edition is printed with garlic-infused ink, designed to ward off Armentrout’s bloodthirsty monsters, the Craven. While humans may dread garlic breath, Hellmann’s has cleverly transformed this social faux pas into an unexpected – and delicious – form of supernatural protection."
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lissaharris.bsky.social
yo Scansion Bluesky, we got another one
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?
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gregjenner.bsky.social
This brilliant new book is all about the linguistic history of each letter of the alphabet, and I’ve hugely enjoyed reading it — I highly recommend you all get a copy! 👇👌
dannybate.bsky.social
I now believe it's real.
Me, smiling, holding a copy of my book.
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Post #3 in the LingComm IRL series is about how doctoral candidate Lee Murray got asked by a friend to do some talks for a skeptics conference in Australia and they ended up directly changing people's minds on prescriptivism!

lingcomm.org/2025/09/30/l...
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
important update to the whole "version of Because Internet that makes the dialup screech when you open it" situation
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Moving the app to the second screen of my phone in a different spot to foil muscle memory, and putting a different app that I wanted to touch more (eg library ebook app) where the addictive app used to be, so I end up accidentally opening it instead. And more fun phone-free activities
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
not working a 40 hour workweek is so incredibly loadbearing for me, I wish more people had this option
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
well, MY study of what percentage of human adults love ambiguity more than most people is based on an entirely unbiased sample of people at the linguistics conference, no problems there
sarahmackattack.bsky.social
I’m gonna release a bullshit not-peer-reviewed survey that claims “human adults think about squid more than any other animal”, but my sampling was just asking people at the cephalopod conference. Maybe they’ll write me up in the independent lmao.
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Well, it's also ambiguous between love ambiguity more than most people love it and love ambiguity more than they love most people
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
well, MY study of what percentage of human adults love ambiguity more than most people is based on an entirely unbiased sample of people at the linguistics conference, no problems there
sarahmackattack.bsky.social
I’m gonna release a bullshit not-peer-reviewed survey that claims “human adults think about squid more than any other animal”, but my sampling was just asking people at the cephalopod conference. Maybe they’ll write me up in the independent lmao.
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lingthusiasm.bsky.social
Missed our previous bonus episode?

Get access to this bonus where we get enthusiastic about translating internet slang with Miguel Sánchez Ibáñez, linguist and translator of Because Internet into Spanish and over 100 previous bonus episodes by becoming a patron:
lingthusiasm.bsky.social
Translations are very much acts of creation, especially when it comes to translating a book that is itself about language

In this bonus episode we chat with @parasynthetic.bsky.social about how he translated Because Internet into Spanish
Bonus 103: ¡Pos ya está! Translating Because Internet into Spanish with Miguel Sánchez Ibáñez | Lingthusiasm
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
It's a very silly new Lingthusiasm bonus episode!
lingthusiasm.bsky.social
You may have learned about synonyms & homonyms in school. But do you know about contronyms, hypernyms, eponyms, backronyms, retronyms, demonyms, razzonyms, phantonyms...

In our latests bonus ep we get enthusiastic about our favourite words ending in nym!
Bonus 104: What's in a nym? Synonyms, antonyms, and so many more | Lingthusiasm
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Please do this for your authors Mal
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Completely unanticipated and one of the coolest things that's happened to me as an author
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
all of the images in the book load slowly, line by line
You have to read much more slowly during peak hours, of course.
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Amazing! I hope you enjoy it!!
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
I love this feature, I use it all the time!
many libraries also have a pretty easy webform where you can request that they buy a book of interest to you, I did a thread about it a while back
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
If you, like me, are currently sitting at home on your phone, you can also google "name of your library" + "book purchase request" and you'll probably get a nice convenient webform to fill out

(I now have the book request form for my library bookmarked 😅)
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
@riverheadbooks.bsky.social, we can do this, right?
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
brb asking my publisher for an edition of Because Internet that makes the dialup screech as you open it, like a novelty birthday card, and gradually heats up the longer you read it
emilyhughes.bsky.social
no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask
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ryanbonick.com
this book is quite deservedly a bestseller. if you spend a bunch of time online (this is literally all of you, dont lie) you owe it to yourself to read about how the internet has affected our language.
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
So apparently, when you write a book for @riverheadbooks that becomes a bestseller, they make a single-copy print run leather-bound version just for you?

l am stunned and honoured.

<a href="http://gretchenmcculloch.com/book" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://gretchenmcculloch.com/book
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
okay well TECHNICALLY also there's this very special edition of Because Internet as a Halloween costume, please enjoy
Tweet from Sally Reed @SallyJWReed: This is a #BecauseInternetBook. Now there are two of them. 
That's right, @GretchenAMcC, I dressed up as your book. Because nerd. 
With a photo of a smiling person in a yellow shirt with paper pinned to it reading "Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language. Gretchen McCulloch" in yellow and light blue, matching the copy of Because Internet she's holding
gretchenmcc.bsky.social
okay well TECHNICALLY also there's this very special edition of Because Internet as a Halloween costume, please enjoy
Tweet from Sally Reed @SallyJWReed: This is a #BecauseInternetBook. Now there are two of them. 
That's right, @GretchenAMcC, I dressed up as your book. Because nerd. 
With a photo of a smiling person in a yellow shirt with paper pinned to it reading "Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language. Gretchen McCulloch" in yellow and light blue, matching the copy of Because Internet she's holding