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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · Aug 5

also once pulled gotcha on the boulder police lol

tweet thread:
@ryanbonick - hey @boulderpolice is it a ticketable offense to park a car in the bike lane?
@boulderpolice - If you call Dispatch at 303-441-3333 they will notify the city's parking services
@ryanbonick - thanks. maybe you can just let your officer(s) know?
photo of police officer parked in the bike lane

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 6h

the charli punchdown song set to where is my mind is brutally bad though

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West Seattle Bike Blog @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 19h

lol just now seeing this

Flyer reading:

California Ave is for CARS ONLY!

The best thing for our community is maximizing CAR STORAGE and CARS DRIVING on California! Join us in supporting cars over people!

The Farmer’s Market is already the WORST time of the week:
★ families strolling
★ kids playing
★ local businesses benefitting from all the foot traffic
DESPICABLE and frankly UN-AMERICAN!

And now there’s talk of extending that safe, quiet environment of community and human connection for the whole weekend! Who wants that? WE DON’T!

The ONLY thing our neighborhood’s most popular commercial corridor needs is TWO LANES of car storage and FOUR LANES of car traffic. There’s simply no room for anything else.

Together, we’ll keep California for CARS NOT PEOPLE!
Join us @ CarsOnlyCalifornia.com

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 7h

winter hits. there are still men roaming around in shorts and calf socks mocking the guardsmen huddled beneath their blankets. ted cruz is on vacation in aruba.

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 23h

and with how much it's propping up the us gdp growth it's gonna take a lot of things down with it

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d

If we called a lot of shit machine learning instead of AI less people would be mad

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

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woah! and you all just see *******?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

mine is just a 46/33 + 10-36 sram axs setup that i take the batteries out of, which limits gear choice sadly. usually do 46-21 (2.19) or 46-24 (1.92)

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

did my first SS race this past weekend as a second race... got rekt last year by gear choice so went easier this year and whoops spun out on the flats! (33x19 = 1.76 vs last year's 46x24 = 1.92)

had enough beers though to make it worthwhile!

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rusty bottoms @rustybottoms.bsky.social · 1d

Got the SSCX ready to go and under 20lbs

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

hopefully your skills are up to snuff and you're not.... 😎

too rusty

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

will second you saying that i've had to deal with college kids on bikes riding the wrong way in the protected bike lanes... its like come on, there's a fucking protected lane on the other side of the fucking street going the correct way!!

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Jack Fifield @jackfifield.uk · 1d

The way someone just decided the cycle rack was going to be in use

Cycle racks covered with black bags saying "cycle rack out of use" outside Midland Hotel, Manchester during conservative party conference

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

bit of both! i've had a previous townie bike stolen, and have some cables on my current townie bike (1 year old) that lives outside already showing some rust even semi-covered on our lil front patio.

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 2d

HYPE HYPE HYPE this series is one of my faves of the last couple years

Nghi Vo @nghivo.bsky.social · 2d

Hey. Hey.

On sale TOMORROW is my standalone novella A Mouthful of Dust, #6 in the Singing Hills Cycle!

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 2d

we're like casually looking to buy and it still feels insane. selling right now in CO at least seems horrible

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 2d

if we ever move i really want a garage so we can keep ebikes!! (don't trust them outdoors & have enough acoustics in the entryway already lolol)

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 2d

this is why i *always* go for a couple extra decimal points just in case

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GeWilli @gewilli.bsky.social · 3d

Context: what's not shown is my bike is set up with a low great that's a 44-25 and small 40c tires and I'm 6'5" and 240# ish

Strava screen showing route and that it took a LONG TIME

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 4d

pretty good day racing cyclocross at valmont bike park! 🥈 in cat 4!!!!

(make sure to note the sweatband)

podium picture at valmont bike park. i'm standing on the 2nd place stand but there is no first place. also wearing a trans ride sweatband (fuck usac/uci)

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 2d

it's cold and drizzly and monday morning and i want nothing more than to sink into my couch with a blanket on me and a warm cup of tea but i have to go to work instead

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 2d

just stick to bike lanes (yknow, the ones currently being forcibly retroactively defunded by the current admin)

dang it wait a second...

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 2d

sunset L pics are always incredible

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 3d

i could see that being somewhat reasonable... except for the obvious difference being that e-bikes being an easier way to reach the same destination is a big win because it is a functional usage, whereas ai to replace human creativity and art is a huge loss of our unique experiences as individuals.

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 4d

pretty good day racing cyclocross at valmont bike park! 🥈 in cat 4!!!!

(make sure to note the sweatband)

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