@scalzi.com I’m sure a million people already sent you this but
www.jstage.jst.go.jp/article/pjab...
“old man’s war” vibes?

@cptbadger.bsky.social ?

Today I was very hungry and I took a bite off a block of parmigiano and some cheese crumbs went down my windpipe and I almost suffocated and all I could think was how embarrassing it would be for my family to read the results of the autopsy “subject died of Parmesan occlusion in the throat”

Incidente di Mestre, scambio di accuse sulla mancata ristrutturazione del guardrail. La procura: «Sì alla perizia»

This is my wife’s cat. She hates me deeply, as much as I love her and the weekly bloody hands I get when I try to pet her are a testament to both feelings.

my cats when anyone who doesn't live here comes over

people should throw rice at baptisms and not weddings that little baby is all wet and needs help drying

I carefully maintain a list of the funniest images I've ever seen on the Cornell Lab of Ornithology's wonderful Macaulay Library, and today I gift them to you
macaulaylibrary.org/asset/608452...

I was waiting at the vet last week and an older couple came in to pick up their cat from boarding. Very typical retired Vermonters - worn jeans, plaid shirts, LL Bean fleece vests. I would've guessed they were there for a Max, Luna, Toby, Bella, Oliver, etc., but no. They were there for SHADOW LORD.

Oh shit! He’s gaining on you, bro!

you're laughing? an inept politician who ceded most of his power and suffered through 15 mortifying of rounds of voting to become speaker has now been removed as a result of those concessions, and you're laughing?

I don’t know what to think about the fact that I’m excited that my wife is out of the country for ten days so I can cook risotto because she doesn’t like it and I never get to make it when she’s around #maybelifegoals