Alex N
@guamdon.jawn.wtf
#SFBX Satellite
#SFB11
#SFB12 playoffs
#SFB13 playoffs
#SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season)
#SFB15 playoffs
Artisanal Fig Farmer
Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist
Running backs don't have tires.
#SFB11
#SFB12 playoffs
#SFB13 playoffs
#SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season)
#SFB15 playoffs
Artisanal Fig Farmer
Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist
Running backs don't have tires.
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Alex N
@guamdon.jawn.wtf
· Nov 13
A good trade doesn't have a winner and a loser, it has two winners and N-2 losers (N = number of teams in the league).
Saved by the buoyancy of citrus!
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Saved by the buoyancy of citrus!
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DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
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What a lede on this story: Man who complained about narrowing a road in order to protect pedestrians, so much that the city eventually reversed the change, then kills a woman on that very road with his car www.washingtonpost.com/business/int...
America’s plan to protect pedestrians failed. A young woman’s death reveals why.
U.S. officials adopted Europe's Vision Zero initiative, but many cities have seen an increase in pedestrian fatalities despite efforts to improve road safety.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What a lede on this story: Man who complained about narrowing a road in order to protect pedestrians, so much that the city eventually reversed the change, then kills a woman on that very road with his car www.washingtonpost.com/business/int...
Just call them "genetic interventions" then, moron.
Intentionally choosing to use the word eugenics is a dog whistle, end of story.
Intentionally choosing to use the word eugenics is a dog whistle, end of story.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Just call them "genetic interventions" then, moron.
Intentionally choosing to use the word eugenics is a dog whistle, end of story.
Intentionally choosing to use the word eugenics is a dog whistle, end of story.
Yes, this is the reason the Adolf Hitler mustache is still in style.
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Yes, this is the reason the Adolf Hitler mustache is still in style.
Or maybe they just want to be on the right side of history.
Calling those who disagree with you witless dipshits is a sign of a strong and well reasoned argument, and definitely not of a loser who can't admit they were wrong.
Calling those who disagree with you witless dipshits is a sign of a strong and well reasoned argument, and definitely not of a loser who can't admit they were wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Or maybe they just want to be on the right side of history.
Calling those who disagree with you witless dipshits is a sign of a strong and well reasoned argument, and definitely not of a loser who can't admit they were wrong.
Calling those who disagree with you witless dipshits is a sign of a strong and well reasoned argument, and definitely not of a loser who can't admit they were wrong.
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The normalization of this madness is so quick that we’re debating whether a second illegal strike was wrong after an initial illegal strike with no proof of any crime and we’ve already seen just random murders of fishermen normalized with the excuse they’re running drugs, which isn’t legal either.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The normalization of this madness is so quick that we’re debating whether a second illegal strike was wrong after an initial illegal strike with no proof of any crime and we’ve already seen just random murders of fishermen normalized with the excuse they’re running drugs, which isn’t legal either.
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Jalen Hurts would bite his thumb at someone
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Jalen Hurts would bite his thumb at someone
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Not one Somalian in the Epstein Files.
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Not one Somalian in the Epstein Files.
You really don't have to hand it to them.
Eugenics is racism, deeply rooted in xenophobia.
It's vile and inhumane, not shrug worthy
Eugenics is racism, deeply rooted in xenophobia.
It's vile and inhumane, not shrug worthy
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You really don't have to hand it to them.
Eugenics is racism, deeply rooted in xenophobia.
It's vile and inhumane, not shrug worthy
Eugenics is racism, deeply rooted in xenophobia.
It's vile and inhumane, not shrug worthy
Two of my favorite ball-knowers
New Ringer NFL Show with @rotopat.bsky.social: Hot seat check-in! Looking at which head coaches are likely gone, who might be coaching for their jobs, and potential wild cards.
Always fun talking with Pat!
open.spotify.com/episode/5rqF...
Always fun talking with Pat!
open.spotify.com/episode/5rqF...
NFL Hot Seat Check-in! Which Coaches are in Trouble?
Spotify video
open.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Two of my favorite ball-knowers
Anyone working 100+ hours a week is simply unproductive and unfocused, not some hard worker to be emulated or praised.
Sen. Roger Marshall on Trump's health: "I'll work 110 hours a week. He outworks me. He's the first person I've ever known that works harder than I do. He runs around that golf course. He's in incredible shape right now. And you talk about sharp! He's playing 4 dimensional chess"
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Anyone working 100+ hours a week is simply unproductive and unfocused, not some hard worker to be emulated or praised.
Respectfully, I really don't care about all the dialogue around the selection committee (cause I don't watch college football).
As an "outsider" it seems to share Jerry Jones strategy of doing or saying wild things to get everyone talking about them and manufacture some outrage/free marketing.
As an "outsider" it seems to share Jerry Jones strategy of doing or saying wild things to get everyone talking about them and manufacture some outrage/free marketing.
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Respectfully, I really don't care about all the dialogue around the selection committee (cause I don't watch college football).
As an "outsider" it seems to share Jerry Jones strategy of doing or saying wild things to get everyone talking about them and manufacture some outrage/free marketing.
As an "outsider" it seems to share Jerry Jones strategy of doing or saying wild things to get everyone talking about them and manufacture some outrage/free marketing.
I think I had a Creative one a lot like this when I went to college, but I started with a Rio 800
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I think I had a Creative one a lot like this when I went to college, but I started with a Rio 800
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PLEASE READ! Taking a moment to discuss real life stuff.
I work full time for a regional theatre company outside Syracuse and we're facing a tough financial moment. The work we do is important and vital. If you could spare a few moments to read and donate, it would mean the world to me. Thanks.
I work full time for a regional theatre company outside Syracuse and we're facing a tough financial moment. The work we do is important and vital. If you could spare a few moments to read and donate, it would mean the world to me. Thanks.
Today, The REV Theatre Company asks this: Why should you care about theatre? If you're not a theatre fan or patron of the arts, how does The REV impact your life as a resident of Central New York?
Donate to The REV | The REV Theatre Co. | Broadway in the Finger Lakes
Donate Make a Donation Today! Live theatre can't happen without you, our audience! But ticket sales only cover 64% of our costs. With arts funding being cut nationwide, your tax-deductible donation he...
bit.ly
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
PLEASE READ! Taking a moment to discuss real life stuff.
I work full time for a regional theatre company outside Syracuse and we're facing a tough financial moment. The work we do is important and vital. If you could spare a few moments to read and donate, it would mean the world to me. Thanks.
I work full time for a regional theatre company outside Syracuse and we're facing a tough financial moment. The work we do is important and vital. If you could spare a few moments to read and donate, it would mean the world to me. Thanks.
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Flying the flag at half mast today for my guillotine team 🫡😭
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Flying the flag at half mast today for my guillotine team 🫡😭
Ignoring all my other teams until they make the playoffs and earn my attention
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ignoring all my other teams until they make the playoffs and earn my attention
Folks, we have reached The Switching Hour.
(good luck today!!)
(good luck today!!)
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Folks, we have reached The Switching Hour.
(good luck today!!)
(good luck today!!)
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everyone hates Nazis until it’s time to quit Substack
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
everyone hates Nazis until it’s time to quit Substack
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#Eagles offensive consistency metrics
40.2% success% (25th), worst since '05
42.5% pass success (22nd), worst since '20
38.5% rush success (22nd), worst since '14
70.4% series conversion% (24th), worst since '20
33.3% 3 & out rate (32nd), worst of any NFL team since 2014 Raiders
40.2% success% (25th), worst since '05
42.5% pass success (22nd), worst since '20
38.5% rush success (22nd), worst since '14
70.4% series conversion% (24th), worst since '20
33.3% 3 & out rate (32nd), worst of any NFL team since 2014 Raiders
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
#Eagles offensive consistency metrics
40.2% success% (25th), worst since '05
42.5% pass success (22nd), worst since '20
38.5% rush success (22nd), worst since '14
70.4% series conversion% (24th), worst since '20
33.3% 3 & out rate (32nd), worst of any NFL team since 2014 Raiders
40.2% success% (25th), worst since '05
42.5% pass success (22nd), worst since '20
38.5% rush success (22nd), worst since '14
70.4% series conversion% (24th), worst since '20
33.3% 3 & out rate (32nd), worst of any NFL team since 2014 Raiders
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Eagles offense currently 17th in EPA/drive and 26th in success rate.
Here are all the times over the past 20 years the Eagles offense has finished in the bottom half of the league in both EPA/drive and success rate:
2012 (Andy Reid fired)
2015 (Chip Kelly fired)
2020 (Doug Pederson fired)
Here are all the times over the past 20 years the Eagles offense has finished in the bottom half of the league in both EPA/drive and success rate:
2012 (Andy Reid fired)
2015 (Chip Kelly fired)
2020 (Doug Pederson fired)
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Eagles offense currently 17th in EPA/drive and 26th in success rate.
Here are all the times over the past 20 years the Eagles offense has finished in the bottom half of the league in both EPA/drive and success rate:
2012 (Andy Reid fired)
2015 (Chip Kelly fired)
2020 (Doug Pederson fired)
Here are all the times over the past 20 years the Eagles offense has finished in the bottom half of the league in both EPA/drive and success rate:
2012 (Andy Reid fired)
2015 (Chip Kelly fired)
2020 (Doug Pederson fired)
It's quite comforting and heartwarming to learn fans of other teams have never once complained about the team's performance and coaching
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's quite comforting and heartwarming to learn fans of other teams have never once complained about the team's performance and coaching
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Gotta start repurposing this for everything. "Weak ass Boston fans. MFers known for beans."
I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Gotta start repurposing this for everything. "Weak ass Boston fans. MFers known for beans."