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Send me pics of your pets.
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June 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Greg Bovino and his rabid dogs are about to learn the intricacies of the Castle Doctrine.
January 22, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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stop scrolling and look at this :
January 22, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Meanwhile deep inside the shittiest person on the planet.
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
#FuckICE and all but look at how big the boy is getting. He's almost big enough to start potty training.
January 21, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Spooky season is upon us! Here is a cheap decoration idea!
October 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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let the gourd times roll
October 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Post a random star trek image
September 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Undiagnosed but RFK Jr. is looking at me funny.
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Months of silence and suddenly I'm shit posting Helldivers stuff.

ADHD baby wooooooooo
September 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Live, Laugh, Hive Lord Attack.

#Helldivers2
September 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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There's no way this airburst could go wrong. Smile.

#Helldivers2 #Airburst
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I've got the funniest mod idea for #Helldivers2
September 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
New Factory Strider variant seen in #Helldivers2!!!
September 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
September 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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was miku the passenger rudy had in the car?
September 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Office Space (1999)
Dir. Mike Judge 📽️
March 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
theonion.com/man-getting-...
November 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Timeline Cleanse:

Meet Chowder, one of my granddemons, on a rare break from mayhem and destruction.
November 5, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I just want you to know it's going to be okay.
November 6, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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*rummaging around meme storage*

ahhh there it is
July 13, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Man Metallica used to be cool back in the 90s. I blame Lars for this.
June 29, 2024 at 1:26 AM