Audrey is dreaming
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i’ve never met a coward I don’t like
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Chalk lines around my body
Like the shoreline of a lake
Your laughter made me nervous
It made your body shake too hard
Like the shoreline of a lake
Your laughter made me nervous
It made your body shake too hard
February 13, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Chalk lines around my body
Like the shoreline of a lake
Your laughter made me nervous
It made your body shake too hard
Like the shoreline of a lake
Your laughter made me nervous
It made your body shake too hard
If I was still dating I think my cold open would be asking people their opinion on LOTR characters
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
If I was still dating I think my cold open would be asking people their opinion on LOTR characters
lmao just like when the coffee shop by my office “closed for renovations“ for a couple months after all the employees walked out
President Donald Trump says he will move to close Washington’s Kennedy Center performing arts venue for two years starting in July for construction.
Kennedy Center will close for 2 years for renovations in July, Trump says, after performers backlash
President Donald Trump says he will move to close Washington’s Kennedy Center performing arts venue for two years starting in July for construction.
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February 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
lmao just like when the coffee shop by my office “closed for renovations“ for a couple months after all the employees walked out
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of interest: found, in my photos on my laptop, a pic from the hotel notepad on which I started work on "no children." I mention in the "This Year" book that this began on a boarding pass envelope. once I landed and got into my room I did this. "Derrida" I think refers to thoughts about erasure etc
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
of interest: found, in my photos on my laptop, a pic from the hotel notepad on which I started work on "no children." I mention in the "This Year" book that this began on a boarding pass envelope. once I landed and got into my room I did this. "Derrida" I think refers to thoughts about erasure etc
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Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.
Excellent article!
Excellent article!
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.
Excellent article!
Excellent article!
Weirdly enough, nothing makes me believe in heterosexual love like musical theater
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Weirdly enough, nothing makes me believe in heterosexual love like musical theater
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Baby, let's get dressed up
I got two pairs of shoes
Darling, you look so beautiful
When your hair's all hung in jewels
And sometimes I find it really hard to choose
Between a pair of black and a pair of brown shoes
I got two pairs of shoes
Darling, you look so beautiful
When your hair's all hung in jewels
And sometimes I find it really hard to choose
Between a pair of black and a pair of brown shoes
January 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Baby, let's get dressed up
I got two pairs of shoes
Darling, you look so beautiful
When your hair's all hung in jewels
And sometimes I find it really hard to choose
Between a pair of black and a pair of brown shoes
I got two pairs of shoes
Darling, you look so beautiful
When your hair's all hung in jewels
And sometimes I find it really hard to choose
Between a pair of black and a pair of brown shoes
Looked up In the Aeroplane Over the Sea to see if anyone else thought it was about sibling incest and totally forgot it’s the Anne Frank album, I’m a dunce
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Looked up In the Aeroplane Over the Sea to see if anyone else thought it was about sibling incest and totally forgot it’s the Anne Frank album, I’m a dunce
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No, I didn't really want to die
I only want to die in your eyes
I only want to die in your eyes
December 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No, I didn't really want to die
I only want to die in your eyes
I only want to die in your eyes
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y'all thought i was done being annoying yesterday. jokes on you because i am annoying every day
December 25, 2024 at 1:10 PM
y'all thought i was done being annoying yesterday. jokes on you because i am annoying every day
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I feel insane when you get in my bed
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I feel insane when you get in my bed
goddamn can mumford and sons please stop making the most boring music on the planet? They’re making my 16 year old self look stupid (she was)
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
goddamn can mumford and sons please stop making the most boring music on the planet? They’re making my 16 year old self look stupid (she was)
Feel like shit today. I miss this guy
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Feel like shit today. I miss this guy
I just found my bluesky password this is why I’m being annoying
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I just found my bluesky password this is why I’m being annoying
Thinking about performative cringe white people opinions, the ones i have so far are
- Thinking the Beatles suck
-automatically thinking more spices = better cooking
- Thinking the Beatles suck
-automatically thinking more spices = better cooking
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Thinking about performative cringe white people opinions, the ones i have so far are
- Thinking the Beatles suck
-automatically thinking more spices = better cooking
- Thinking the Beatles suck
-automatically thinking more spices = better cooking
in Anne Rice’s world, men can be romantically involved with:
1) other men
2) women who are symbolically children
3) their mom
1) other men
2) women who are symbolically children
3) their mom
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
in Anne Rice’s world, men can be romantically involved with:
1) other men
2) women who are symbolically children
3) their mom
1) other men
2) women who are symbolically children
3) their mom
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Well, I wish they didn't set mirrors behind the bar
'Cause I can't stand to look at my face
When I don't know where you are
And then the feeling fades away
But you sort of wish it would've stayed
Inside the golden days of missing you
'Cause I can't stand to look at my face
When I don't know where you are
And then the feeling fades away
But you sort of wish it would've stayed
Inside the golden days of missing you
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Well, I wish they didn't set mirrors behind the bar
'Cause I can't stand to look at my face
When I don't know where you are
And then the feeling fades away
But you sort of wish it would've stayed
Inside the golden days of missing you
'Cause I can't stand to look at my face
When I don't know where you are
And then the feeling fades away
But you sort of wish it would've stayed
Inside the golden days of missing you
Need something to dream about STAT
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Need something to dream about STAT
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When I'm high on bat wings
Up by the silvery moon
I think of a certain sad king
Trapped in his golden room
And I dream of a cold river on the way
To come and sweep that king into this black and brown bay
Up by the silvery moon
I think of a certain sad king
Trapped in his golden room
And I dream of a cold river on the way
To come and sweep that king into this black and brown bay
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When I'm high on bat wings
Up by the silvery moon
I think of a certain sad king
Trapped in his golden room
And I dream of a cold river on the way
To come and sweep that king into this black and brown bay
Up by the silvery moon
I think of a certain sad king
Trapped in his golden room
And I dream of a cold river on the way
To come and sweep that king into this black and brown bay
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Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
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I’m really bad at responding to texts. Trying to decide if I can handwave this away as “executive dysfunction” or if it’s like a serious personality flaw that needs to be addressed
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m really bad at responding to texts. Trying to decide if I can handwave this away as “executive dysfunction” or if it’s like a serious personality flaw that needs to be addressed
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John Carpenter made some of the greatest movies of all time and then retired to make music with his son and play video games. It’s possible he has lived the greatest life in human history.
October 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
John Carpenter made some of the greatest movies of all time and then retired to make music with his son and play video games. It’s possible he has lived the greatest life in human history.
I‘m gonna need these old men to stop rizzing up the beautiful woman sitting in front of me on the Amtrak so I can dissociate and read my book
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I‘m gonna need these old men to stop rizzing up the beautiful woman sitting in front of me on the Amtrak so I can dissociate and read my book
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I've been calling for State AGs and Governors to do this for the last 3 months, and fuck if I ever expected Gavin Fucking Newsom to be one of the first to follow through.
fuck gavin newsome but making states choose between local vs federal backing is a really effective way to combat the Trump Shit and more people should do it.
I literally hate to give Newsom credit for anything, he's a snake when it comes to transgender issues, but he's legitimately doing a good thing here.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
www.latimes.com/california/s...
October 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I've been calling for State AGs and Governors to do this for the last 3 months, and fuck if I ever expected Gavin Fucking Newsom to be one of the first to follow through.
Reading interview with the vampire and all I have to say is god bless fujoshis
September 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reading interview with the vampire and all I have to say is god bless fujoshis