GuitarBeero
@guitarbeero.bsky.social
I am a Golden Retriever playing Guitar Hero
Guitar, metal music, video games, horror movies
📸 - @chanceguitar
Guitar, metal music, video games, horror movies
📸 - @chanceguitar
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GuitarBeero
@guitarbeero.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Me:
- I play guitar
- I am a metal vocalist
- I like horror movies
- I am a dog
- playing guitar hero
- I play guitar
- I am a metal vocalist
- I like horror movies
- I am a dog
- playing guitar hero
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my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all
July 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
*Sees Thunderbolts*
We are SO back baby
We are SO back baby
May 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
*Sees Thunderbolts*
We are SO back baby
We are SO back baby
Omg who vaccums at 8am
April 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Omg who vaccums at 8am
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Entire Generation Priced Out of Home Ownership in Next Animal Crossing
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Entire Generation Priced Out of Home Ownership in Next Animal Crossing
ANIMAL VILLAGE — Following a dip in the Stalk Market where turnip prices hit an all time low, a new generation of villagers are struggling…
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April 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Entire Generation Priced Out of Home Ownership in Next Animal Crossing
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Therapist: the hamburger helper ‘talk to me’ hand cant hurt you
The Hamburger Helper 'Talk To Me' Hand:
The Hamburger Helper 'Talk To Me' Hand:
April 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Therapist: the hamburger helper ‘talk to me’ hand cant hurt you
The Hamburger Helper 'Talk To Me' Hand:
The Hamburger Helper 'Talk To Me' Hand:
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beer, chips, and weed for my beautiful dinner tonight
April 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
beer, chips, and weed for my beautiful dinner tonight
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congratulations to all basketball teams. i’ll never know how you get the ball to bounce like that but whatever you’re doing, keep doing it
April 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
congratulations to all basketball teams. i’ll never know how you get the ball to bounce like that but whatever you’re doing, keep doing it
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This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻♀️
April 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻♀️
I miss Edinburghhhh
March 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I miss Edinburghhhh
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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
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Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?
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My YES vote is *not* an endorsement of this deeply flawed CR.
My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.
I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.
I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
March 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?
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I love that in Monster Hunter, hitting credits after like 15-20 hours, really just means you've hit the start of the game
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I love that in Monster Hunter, hitting credits after like 15-20 hours, really just means you've hit the start of the game
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For the first time in 10 years, a child has died from measles in the United States.
Vaccines prevent measles.
Americans need to hear our top health officials say clearly: every child in America should get vaccinated against this terrible disease.
Vaccines prevent measles.
Americans need to hear our top health officials say clearly: every child in America should get vaccinated against this terrible disease.
March 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
For the first time in 10 years, a child has died from measles in the United States.
Vaccines prevent measles.
Americans need to hear our top health officials say clearly: every child in America should get vaccinated against this terrible disease.
Vaccines prevent measles.
Americans need to hear our top health officials say clearly: every child in America should get vaccinated against this terrible disease.
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these people would’ve called MLK uppity
Chuck Schumer finally released a statement on Mahmoud Khalil, beginning with a condemnation not of his arrest, but of him
March 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
these people would’ve called MLK uppity
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i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today
March 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today
Who needs a trainer when you can just do Rasputin from Just Dance several times in a row
March 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Who needs a trainer when you can just do Rasputin from Just Dance several times in a row
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In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.
March 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.
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As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
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Now more than ever: severance
March 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Now more than ever: severance
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whoever at the NYT is in charge of writing all these soft focus profiles of evil right wing freaks should hire me to do the same but for actual workers and leftist organizers
February 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
whoever at the NYT is in charge of writing all these soft focus profiles of evil right wing freaks should hire me to do the same but for actual workers and leftist organizers
"who do you think you are? Running around leaving scarves"
If Jar of Hearts was written about Steven Tyler
If Jar of Hearts was written about Steven Tyler
February 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"who do you think you are? Running around leaving scarves"
If Jar of Hearts was written about Steven Tyler
If Jar of Hearts was written about Steven Tyler