Robert
@guydebored.bsky.social
Attorney! Sometimes in Northern Virginia, sometimes in Zürich. he/him
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...and a double rainbow appeared on the day of his birth.
...and he shot 18 holes in one during his first golf game.
...and he invented the burrito and the hamburger.
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...and he shot 18 holes in one during his first golf game.
...and he invented the burrito and the hamburger.
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Neurologist on Newsmax Insists Trump Is ‘Very Cognitively Sharp’ After ‘Excellent Results’ of MRI
New York Neurologist Dr. Russell Surasky declared on Newsmax that President Donald Trump was "very cognitively sharp" after undergoing an MRI test.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
...and a double rainbow appeared on the day of his birth.
...and he shot 18 holes in one during his first golf game.
...and he invented the burrito and the hamburger.
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...and he shot 18 holes in one during his first golf game.
...and he invented the burrito and the hamburger.
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/neu...
Who wants to bet he’s AnCap?
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Who wants to bet he’s AnCap?
just because I stop and look at every video on my feed of Tim Meadows with his cat doesn’t mean I want to follow him, Instagram
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
just because I stop and look at every video on my feed of Tim Meadows with his cat doesn’t mean I want to follow him, Instagram
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I drew an Eraserhead poster in college that I don’t think I have anymore. As fas as I know this is the only picture of it, but my own quasi-Eraserhead hair is blocking most of it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I drew an Eraserhead poster in college that I don’t think I have anymore. As fas as I know this is the only picture of it, but my own quasi-Eraserhead hair is blocking most of it.
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If Roland Emmerich’s “10,000 BC” was made today it would take place in 9,983 BC. It would be largely the same except that maybe a few more people would be benefitting from the agricultural revolution of the burgeoning Neolithic Era.
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If Roland Emmerich’s “10,000 BC” was made today it would take place in 9,983 BC. It would be largely the same except that maybe a few more people would be benefitting from the agricultural revolution of the burgeoning Neolithic Era.
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President Cirillo *demands* Mindhunter Season 3
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
President Cirillo *demands* Mindhunter Season 3
I just finished the movie, no one get mad at me, I’m still processing it
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I just finished the movie, no one get mad at me, I’m still processing it
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an anagram for chuck schumer is he r much succk
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
an anagram for chuck schumer is he r much succk
Maybe I’m missing how this work, but are we sure the House will pass the CR?
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Maybe I’m missing how this work, but are we sure the House will pass the CR?
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I’m a Kaine constituent and just called his DC and Richmond offices. No answer (recording says office is closed for the day) and not accepting voice messages.
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m a Kaine constituent and just called his DC and Richmond offices. No answer (recording says office is closed for the day) and not accepting voice messages.
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this is like some crossover ep. of pimp my ride & great british baking… “we put a cookie in your cookie so now you can nom while you nom, dawg…”
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
this is like some crossover ep. of pimp my ride & great british baking… “we put a cookie in your cookie so now you can nom while you nom, dawg…”
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November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Getting a deal where you are promised a future vote that might not pass the Senate let alone the House is a chump move.
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
Deal to end government shutdown in reach
At least 10 Senate Democrats are expected to support a key procedural motion.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Getting a deal where you are promised a future vote that might not pass the Senate let alone the House is a chump move.
@alexwinter.com Seeing you and Keanu do Godot was life changing. Took the train to NYC to catch it. I’ve been obsessed, reading interpretations & listening past performances. I liked the way you plaintively say “we’re waiting for Godot.” More exasperated than funny, as it was in other renditions.
Enter Pozzo and Lucky.
POZZO:
Well well well, if it isn’t the blow job brothers.
POZZO:
Well well well, if it isn’t the blow job brothers.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
@alexwinter.com Seeing you and Keanu do Godot was life changing. Took the train to NYC to catch it. I’ve been obsessed, reading interpretations & listening past performances. I liked the way you plaintively say “we’re waiting for Godot.” More exasperated than funny, as it was in other renditions.
Enter Pozzo and Lucky.
POZZO:
Well well well, if it isn’t the blow job brothers.
POZZO:
Well well well, if it isn’t the blow job brothers.
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Enter Pozzo and Lucky.
POZZO:
Well well well, if it isn’t the blow job brothers.
POZZO:
Well well well, if it isn’t the blow job brothers.
Has anyone by chance read 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami and seen the new show Pluribus?
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Has anyone by chance read 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami and seen the new show Pluribus?
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
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The vanity of a person to think that his own personal principles matter one lick as a jurist
JUSTICE BRETT KAVANAUGH:
“[Scalia] taught us … what it meant to have a backbone, what it meant to withstand withering criticism, what it meant to be fearless, what it meant to stand up for his principles even when they weren’t popular. Especially when they weren’t popular.”
“[Scalia] taught us … what it meant to have a backbone, what it meant to withstand withering criticism, what it meant to be fearless, what it meant to stand up for his principles even when they weren’t popular. Especially when they weren’t popular.”
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The vanity of a person to think that his own personal principles matter one lick as a jurist
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dada is coocoo
and
caca is doodoo
and
caca is doodoo
August 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
dada is coocoo
and
caca is doodoo
and
caca is doodoo
Ok nerds, why is crypto going up while Nasdaq etc are going down?
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ok nerds, why is crypto going up while Nasdaq etc are going down?
Guy who commits crimes: oh now you’re going to send me to prison? 🙄
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Guy who commits crimes: oh now you’re going to send me to prison? 🙄