Brooke just wants to hug her friends 2026
@gymbrat.northsky.social
A 37 year-old transsexual demisexual socialist who outlifts your shitty conservative uncle. I just want to lift weights, read transbian romance, and exist within cuddling range of the people who care about me. 2 dogs. Fitness coach. Aspiring writer?
Pinned
Wanted to repost this with dates scribbled on, to give folks an idea of how long I have been changing myself.
...or as my deeply hilarious transmasc nephew put it, "Okay, fuckin' Gender Frieza!"
I can't wait to see what my golden form is like, eventually.
...or as my deeply hilarious transmasc nephew put it, "Okay, fuckin' Gender Frieza!"
I can't wait to see what my golden form is like, eventually.
Got enough prog to get away with 300mg suppository, 75mg topical, and 100mg oral for nighttime
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Got enough prog to get away with 300mg suppository, 75mg topical, and 100mg oral for nighttime
Reposted by Brooke just wants to hug her friends 2026
Might fuck around and have a Knights and ladies phase again.
January 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Might fuck around and have a Knights and ladies phase again.
Movie -> porn parody:
Femmegully
Femmegully
Movie to porn parody
Star Whores Episode II: Backshots of the Clones
Star Whores Episode II: Backshots of the Clones
Movie -> Porn Parody:
The Lust Jedi
The Lust Jedi
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Movie -> porn parody:
Femmegully
Femmegully
To confuse scale of things: put a Dixie on it
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
To confuse scale of things: put a Dixie on it
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I'm told my Kickstarter has surpassed $2,000, despite my only asking for $1,500.
So this is me scolding all of you generous sicko lesbians who want to read about transfemme Howl getting absolutely🌶️'d by her girlfriend.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aut...
So this is me scolding all of you generous sicko lesbians who want to read about transfemme Howl getting absolutely🌶️'d by her girlfriend.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aut...
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I'm told my Kickstarter has surpassed $2,000, despite my only asking for $1,500.
So this is me scolding all of you generous sicko lesbians who want to read about transfemme Howl getting absolutely🌶️'d by her girlfriend.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aut...
So this is me scolding all of you generous sicko lesbians who want to read about transfemme Howl getting absolutely🌶️'d by her girlfriend.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aut...
Those squats and lunges I mentioned earlier
Short video for a short workout
Kinda pooped, which makes sense on account of the 5th consecutive workout day and also slowly moving down two weight classes over the next few months.
Short video for a short workout
Kinda pooped, which makes sense on account of the 5th consecutive workout day and also slowly moving down two weight classes over the next few months.
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Those squats and lunges I mentioned earlier
Short video for a short workout
Kinda pooped, which makes sense on account of the 5th consecutive workout day and also slowly moving down two weight classes over the next few months.
Short video for a short workout
Kinda pooped, which makes sense on account of the 5th consecutive workout day and also slowly moving down two weight classes over the next few months.
Please help make sure Tess can get through this 🥺
hi everyone, i'm grateful for what's been donated so far, and i am very close to my deadline goal today
390/440
funds going through gfm arent immediately available, wont process in enough time, one of these three will help today
Venmo,, @brandysaurian
cash.app/$tessellaprice
paypal.me/FitPrice
390/440
funds going through gfm arent immediately available, wont process in enough time, one of these three will help today
Venmo,, @brandysaurian
cash.app/$tessellaprice
paypal.me/FitPrice
January 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Please help make sure Tess can get through this 🥺
THAT'S HOW THAT HAPPENED
I have been trying to figure out how to trigger that intentionally to see if I could use it to clip my secondary hitbox through for DAYS
I have been trying to figure out how to trigger that intentionally to see if I could use it to clip my secondary hitbox through for DAYS
speedrunners: actually if you ignore the prompt by saving to the home screen then reloading while pressing B on the right frame you can get both boobs as glitched items in your inventory
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
THAT'S HOW THAT HAPPENED
I have been trying to figure out how to trigger that intentionally to see if I could use it to clip my secondary hitbox through for DAYS
I have been trying to figure out how to trigger that intentionally to see if I could use it to clip my secondary hitbox through for DAYS
Shut the fuck up about cluster beef, there's another adorable corvid to behold!
baby magpie wanting me to be her mama 🥺🥺🥺
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Shut the fuck up about cluster beef, there's another adorable corvid to behold!
"Did you know that human skin doesn't have hygroreceptors so they can't actually feel wetness? We can only tell because the temperature differ-"
Tell me less about how you also can't find the clitoris.
Tell me less about how you also can't find the clitoris.
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
"Did you know that human skin doesn't have hygroreceptors so they can't actually feel wetness? We can only tell because the temperature differ-"
Tell me less about how you also can't find the clitoris.
Tell me less about how you also can't find the clitoris.
Oh right, also workout stuff
Light bench and rows day, with bonus curls tacked on
Tomorrow or Saturday is squatsssss
Light bench and rows day, with bonus curls tacked on
Tomorrow or Saturday is squatsssss
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Oh right, also workout stuff
Light bench and rows day, with bonus curls tacked on
Tomorrow or Saturday is squatsssss
Light bench and rows day, with bonus curls tacked on
Tomorrow or Saturday is squatsssss
Quick question: Is there a better place for me to get a physical copy of Hot Off the Press from you than Barnes & Noble?
What's the best way to make sure myself and others with the means to do so can support your work financially and also get our hands on lovingly written useless lesbians?
What's the best way to make sure myself and others with the means to do so can support your work financially and also get our hands on lovingly written useless lesbians?
January 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Quick question: Is there a better place for me to get a physical copy of Hot Off the Press from you than Barnes & Noble?
What's the best way to make sure myself and others with the means to do so can support your work financially and also get our hands on lovingly written useless lesbians?
What's the best way to make sure myself and others with the means to do so can support your work financially and also get our hands on lovingly written useless lesbians?
Okay I'm done arguing with Atari-bro
To atone for my sins, have some skin
To atone for my sins, have some skin
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Okay I'm done arguing with Atari-bro
To atone for my sins, have some skin
To atone for my sins, have some skin
All you gotta do is copy the shitty behavior of people who are billionaires now, and you'll be a billionaire too, eventually
Sure they all had starting capital worth at least a million dollars(adjusted for inflation) and you have 200 dollars in seed money and rent part of a studio
Easy peasy
Sure they all had starting capital worth at least a million dollars(adjusted for inflation) and you have 200 dollars in seed money and rent part of a studio
Easy peasy
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
All you gotta do is copy the shitty behavior of people who are billionaires now, and you'll be a billionaire too, eventually
Sure they all had starting capital worth at least a million dollars(adjusted for inflation) and you have 200 dollars in seed money and rent part of a studio
Easy peasy
Sure they all had starting capital worth at least a million dollars(adjusted for inflation) and you have 200 dollars in seed money and rent part of a studio
Easy peasy
Me: "My dumb ass loves powerlifting and wants to go down two weight classes for my first meet since transitioning"
<start making headway on that>
My boobs: "We're growing again. We'll tell you where we got the energy for that later, trust"
<start making headway on that>
My boobs: "We're growing again. We'll tell you where we got the energy for that later, trust"
January 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Me: "My dumb ass loves powerlifting and wants to go down two weight classes for my first meet since transitioning"
<start making headway on that>
My boobs: "We're growing again. We'll tell you where we got the energy for that later, trust"
<start making headway on that>
My boobs: "We're growing again. We'll tell you where we got the energy for that later, trust"
I'M SORRY
I ATE ALL THE SEAWEED SNACK WITHOUT LOOKING UP 😭😭😭
I ATE ALL THE SEAWEED SNACK WITHOUT LOOKING UP 😭😭😭
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I'M SORRY
I ATE ALL THE SEAWEED SNACK WITHOUT LOOKING UP 😭😭😭
I ATE ALL THE SEAWEED SNACK WITHOUT LOOKING UP 😭😭😭
I know shit is tight all around, and a lot of us don't have much to spare, but if you do: Tess could use a hand
The job market is hell, eviction is terrifying, and a girl has gotta eat
The job market is hell, eviction is terrifying, and a girl has gotta eat
hi everyone,
i'm still looking for work.
still tightening up, still surviving.
if you can help or boost, anything at all,
it means the world to me.
you're helping me stay off the street.
Venmo @brandysaurian
cash.app/$tessellaprice
paypal.me/fitprice
i'm still looking for work.
still tightening up, still surviving.
if you can help or boost, anything at all,
it means the world to me.
you're helping me stay off the street.
Venmo @brandysaurian
cash.app/$tessellaprice
paypal.me/fitprice
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I know shit is tight all around, and a lot of us don't have much to spare, but if you do: Tess could use a hand
The job market is hell, eviction is terrifying, and a girl has gotta eat
The job market is hell, eviction is terrifying, and a girl has gotta eat
This fucks and also I love that you're doing the alt text for it 🧡🧡🧡
#alt4you
Digitally drawn render of a Black interpretation of Samus Aran wearing the Metroid Dread Power Suit.
Of note, her physique is a bit more bulky & imposing, especially in the legs and boots. She has no helmet, showing off her blonde dreadlocks framing her dark face, some strands…
1/2
Digitally drawn render of a Black interpretation of Samus Aran wearing the Metroid Dread Power Suit.
Of note, her physique is a bit more bulky & imposing, especially in the legs and boots. She has no helmet, showing off her blonde dreadlocks framing her dark face, some strands…
1/2
Full Render Commission 🔴⚫
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
This fucks and also I love that you're doing the alt text for it 🧡🧡🧡
General reminder that this is a microblog site and sometimes the partner of a poster is gonna have opinions on your bad posts
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
General reminder that this is a microblog site and sometimes the partner of a poster is gonna have opinions on your bad posts
Mutually exclusive plays this morning:
1. Have enough aggression to push hard on a bench press workout
2. Listening to lesbian music that makes me sob (Fletcher 'Pretending' followed immediately by Xana 'Kitchen Light's; thanks shuffle)
1. Have enough aggression to push hard on a bench press workout
2. Listening to lesbian music that makes me sob (Fletcher 'Pretending' followed immediately by Xana 'Kitchen Light's; thanks shuffle)
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Mutually exclusive plays this morning:
1. Have enough aggression to push hard on a bench press workout
2. Listening to lesbian music that makes me sob (Fletcher 'Pretending' followed immediately by Xana 'Kitchen Light's; thanks shuffle)
1. Have enough aggression to push hard on a bench press workout
2. Listening to lesbian music that makes me sob (Fletcher 'Pretending' followed immediately by Xana 'Kitchen Light's; thanks shuffle)
I apparently possess triceps
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I apparently possess triceps
This is brilliant and I'm both excited for this, and scared for the crows that ice agents are gonna panic and gun down
I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
This is brilliant and I'm both excited for this, and scared for the crows that ice agents are gonna panic and gun down
Me getting used to just cruising on absurd amounts of prog in my day to day like some kind of horny Super Saiyan training to make my baseline level of horny energy output controlled so I can ascend to a level beyond horny when pushed to the edge
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Me getting used to just cruising on absurd amounts of prog in my day to day like some kind of horny Super Saiyan training to make my baseline level of horny energy output controlled so I can ascend to a level beyond horny when pushed to the edge
Just gonna keep this handy for myself for later
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Just gonna keep this handy for myself for later
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If you're picking up a book because of discourse around it, I sincerely hope and enourage you to read it in good faith. Actually try to engage with it.
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
If you're picking up a book because of discourse around it, I sincerely hope and enourage you to read it in good faith. Actually try to engage with it.