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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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I woke up to Uni on me
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I woke up to Uni on me
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i made a meal in qud where if i jump i identify all artifacts on the map and its really funny.. "whats all this?" *jumps up and down* ah i got it!
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i made a meal in qud where if i jump i identify all artifacts on the map and its really funny.. "whats all this?" *jumps up and down* ah i got it!
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December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
do people not normally eat corn on the cob
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
do people not normally eat corn on the cob
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oh I remember the review of this www.alcoholprofessor.com/blog-posts/e...
March 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
oh I remember the review of this www.alcoholprofessor.com/blog-posts/e...
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If kids’ schools trained them for work based on what everyone thought the hot new technology was going to be, both my kids would have spent the past several years learning about the blockchain. This is why schools don’t attempt to do workplace training: life is pretty long.
August 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
If kids’ schools trained them for work based on what everyone thought the hot new technology was going to be, both my kids would have spent the past several years learning about the blockchain. This is why schools don’t attempt to do workplace training: life is pretty long.
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Favourite paintings from this year.
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Favourite paintings from this year.
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okay I’m sorry but lv 1 getting murdered on christmas is objectively the funniest way they could have done it
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
okay I’m sorry but lv 1 getting murdered on christmas is objectively the funniest way they could have done it
uh she would not because the entire concept of stealing an innocent, wild animal's soul is sick
#wolqotd ignoring the plot and point of the wol's involvement in the arcadion storyline, what "feral soul" or other being would your wol/oc be most aligned with?
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
uh she would not because the entire concept of stealing an innocent, wild animal's soul is sick
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Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
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