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Phil D
@haggiskiwi.bsky.social
Occasional X/IPA imbiber, sofa sporter, cautious traveller, F1 moaner, amateur pic taker, semi-sci-fi geek, Pop Vinyl grower. Grumpy old man. Monday hater. Can't grammar proper. he/him.
Rarely updates http://haggiskiwi.blogspot.com/
Long queue at golden arches.
Ordered 2nd breakfast 2x hash browns.
Less 30s later "Number 131".
It's me!
Small win to start the week.
December 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Take care online today. Following the terror attack in Australia, please be aware of: explicit videos of the attack, AI generated videos of the attack, any disinformation about the shooting, shooter, or victims. Report anything that seems suss to the platform you saw it on and Netsafe. ❤️❤️❤️
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Walking into 2026
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Kindergarten Cop
December 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I fell into the dumbest rabbit hole this morning, and now I'm gona have to ask nzers what they would sing after 'jingle bells, Batman smells...' pls 🧐🙏
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Con Air
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Tech Christmas
Tom Fishburne, Marketoonist
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Half-expecting an edict to change this
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Time for a new question #SecretSantaAoNZ
What do you play on Christmas day? Cards? Monopoly? Croquet? Cricket? The Santa Hat movie game?
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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If you’re checking that third box today - I'm sending you emergency hugs.
December 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Anyone in Pōneke recognise this artist? We found 4 pieces of art we'd like to return to the owner.
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Stolen from a non-smoking mate with common sense.

Time to re-open this debate, but with a more balanced and openly-discussed approach this time.
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Up In The Air
Name your fav George Clooney film.
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
NZ has declared in the cricket. Banking on bowling out WI Friday, then a small chase on Saturday in time for the Avatar premier, perhaps?
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
No prizes for guessing where I shall not be travelling to in the foreseeable future.
Another headline that can't possibly be true but sadly is.
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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While we're waiting #SecretSantaAoNZ let's keep the questions going.
What are your top 3 Christmas/Festive songs?
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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It’s Fine.

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December 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: That's not true.

Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: That's impossible.

Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: How?

Vader: I have felt your presents.

#SecretSantaAoNZ
a merry sithmas greeting card shows a staircase decorated for christmas
ALT: a merry sithmas greeting card shows a staircase decorated for christmas
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Good morning, New Zealand ☀️

A band of cloud over the South Island is dropping scattered rain today 🌧️. The North Island should remain largely clear today with high summer temperatures expected across the board. 🌤️🔥

Head to bit.ly/metservicenz for the latest forecasts. 📡🌦️
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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📢 "If you spot one, take a picture of it - if it's a nest, take a picture of it. Don't disturb it, contact our hotline and our expert staff will be out to deal with it," said Biosecurity NZ's Mike Inglis.
Biosecurity NZ urge Aucklanders to watch for hornets as more found
www.1news.co.nz
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Heading out to where 💵 is useful, & guess what numpty found their missing🩸test card just millimetres from the replacement one.🤦 #SignsOfGettingOlder
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Apologies to my #SecretSantaAoNZ giftee, but due to a recent health worry my 🎁 sleuthing was shortened. What's sent isn't going to be the most magical, a lazy cop-out on my part, but hopefully will help you over this season.
It'll be on it's way early this week.
a cat is sitting on a wooden floor and looking at the camera with the word sorry in front of it .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a wooden floor and looking at the camera with the word sorry in front of it .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM