Terrence Jarrad
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Terrence Jarrad
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Archer. Performance engineer. Video games player and writer, from the era of print media. Remember that? Print media?

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Watching TV and cat jumped up on me (cute), climbed up and put her face right at my face like she was giving me a kiss (cute) and then sneezed on me twice (not cute).
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I swear to Cernunnos, whomever thought this captcha process up needs to meet an untimely end.
January 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Cobie Smulders showed up In Andromeda, and I couldn't stop myself saying "and that's how I met your mother"
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 AM
This Kojima edition laptop is SILLY www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_fF...
ROG Flow Z13-KJP | For Ludens Who Dare | ROG x KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS
YouTube video by ROG Global
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Slightly diminish a band

Metallish
Slightly diminish a band

Banana
Slightly diminish a band

Ned's Subatomic Dustbin
January 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I both love, and hate, the new Silverstone FLP02 case.
January 8, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Cat on floor. Threw blanket on her for lols. Happy cat.
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I've been trying to express how good the music in South of Midnight is and I think I've mostly failed. It's really quite good but let me try this; if you are one of the few people who thinks Disney's The Princess And The Frog is great, South of Midnight is a video game just for you.
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Demolition Man has Brooklyn 99's Sully in it. So young.
January 1, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Holy shit I forgot Sandra Bullock was in Demolition Man.
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Merry not-2025
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Oh hey I know that guy!
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I was at a bar/club/event space with Henry Rollins. I didn't know he was there. Apparently neither did anyone else because I heard later (the event organiser was a friend of a friend) that he was kinda pissed no-one recognised him.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Wrapped South of Midnight. Same opinion on combat, it's kinda just there to be like "see? This is game". But the story, and the stories within, the folklore, the stories and traumas of the game's characters are great (usually heartbreaking). And the music is... just about the best thing ever.
December 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
GOT EM
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Saucier Section
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
SOUTH OF MIDNIGHT IS GORGEOUS. I met Catfish. I could take or leave the combat but I adore everything else about this game.
December 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Wrapped Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice, and goddamn, what a performance. While I can't say anything to the accuracy of its representation of psychosis, I did watch the little making-of doco and it seems to have been handled with the most care, to the satisfaction of those who matter. Brilliant.
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Sorry - next time I’ll say Elon Cunt
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Tis the season! So I thought I'd sit down with some nice, chill, fun-filled game. Naturally I fired up Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice. Goddamn, what a brilliant piece of game design. Everything is kind of amazing, but the audio is what is blowing my mind the most. Those multidirectional whispers!
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My mum doing too much as usual.
December 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
open.substack.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Using a Mac. Suddenly noticed something I'd never noticed before. The chassis was vibrating when I touched it. What did I change? I'd just plugged in my phone, was my phone vibrating? No. Unplugged, still happening, so what could it have been? I just took my shoes off, but that's STUPID.
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM