Patrick
@hanasewych.xyz
Former tweeter | @hamsammidge most other places | eeffoc on the hip
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we’re costco guys! of course we go into crippling debt to buy chicken bakes
May 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
we’re costco guys! of course we go into crippling debt to buy chicken bakes
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it’s genuinely so funny that america voted in trump and almost immediately were like “we are doomed”. perhaps the dumbest country out there right now
April 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it’s genuinely so funny that america voted in trump and almost immediately were like “we are doomed”. perhaps the dumbest country out there right now
Men only want one thing
February 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Men only want one thing
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Unpopular opinion: we are already several years into Mike Judge’s 2006 cult classic.
February 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unpopular opinion: we are already several years into Mike Judge’s 2006 cult classic.
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man if some shithead 20 year old technofascist walked into my office and demanded all the data on my computer i would beat him down like a drum for the sheer music of his cries
February 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
man if some shithead 20 year old technofascist walked into my office and demanded all the data on my computer i would beat him down like a drum for the sheer music of his cries
People don’t know it’s called the start menu anymore 😢
February 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
People don’t know it’s called the start menu anymore 😢
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It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
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Man some days you just want to build a cabin and just live off the land. And also the cabin has WiFi and a PS5.
January 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Man some days you just want to build a cabin and just live off the land. And also the cabin has WiFi and a PS5.
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liberals are like "no matter how much we disagree with our opponents, we still have to treat them with respect" and republicans are literally on social media saying "i can't wait to put all these faggots into camps"
January 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
liberals are like "no matter how much we disagree with our opponents, we still have to treat them with respect" and republicans are literally on social media saying "i can't wait to put all these faggots into camps"
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He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
December 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
Windows isn’t a real OS until they add dark mode to MMC
December 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Windows isn’t a real OS until they add dark mode to MMC
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is this what gets women going
December 1, 2024 at 10:36 PM
is this what gets women going
In a world where heated steering wheels exist, why is there no gear shift heater?
I get manuals are a dying breed but it’s a much needed feature.
I get manuals are a dying breed but it’s a much needed feature.
December 2, 2024 at 5:09 PM
In a world where heated steering wheels exist, why is there no gear shift heater?
I get manuals are a dying breed but it’s a much needed feature.
I get manuals are a dying breed but it’s a much needed feature.
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Be the internal server error you wish to see in the world
November 25, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Be the internal server error you wish to see in the world
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if your Linux desktop looks like it could plausibly come from any year past 2010 you’re not a real Linux user and do not deserve to call yourself one
November 21, 2024 at 2:49 AM
if your Linux desktop looks like it could plausibly come from any year past 2010 you’re not a real Linux user and do not deserve to call yourself one
Jarvis, only output valid json
November 6, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Jarvis, only output valid json
Bram Stroganoff’s Dracula
August 3, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Bram Stroganoff’s Dracula
Me looking at the non tamper resistant GFCI’s I’m about to install in my kitchen
June 9, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Me looking at the non tamper resistant GFCI’s I’m about to install in my kitchen
Brooo he’s got those Jordan 1610’s!
May 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Brooo he’s got those Jordan 1610’s!