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beef boy
@beefboy.bsky.social
· Nov 26
virgin birth out my penis. jesus 2 is ripping out of me like bugs bunny's fingers in a double barrel shotgun
yelling “begone” at weary travelers is all fun and games until they pull out the arcane staff
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
yelling “begone” at weary travelers is all fun and games until they pull out the arcane staff
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Collective, racist punishment.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Collective, racist punishment.
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using this as a dart board and acting accordingly
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
using this as a dart board and acting accordingly
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i’m a 57k followers 57k following account. my feed is incomprehensible. i believe in nothing. and i know everything.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i’m a 57k followers 57k following account. my feed is incomprehensible. i believe in nothing. and i know everything.
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Doing improv is something I think creatives of all kinds could benefit from tbh
A lot of times, being creative is just "yes, and?"-ing yourself over and over until you've got something good
A lot of times, being creative is just "yes, and?"-ing yourself over and over until you've got something good
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Doing improv is something I think creatives of all kinds could benefit from tbh
A lot of times, being creative is just "yes, and?"-ing yourself over and over until you've got something good
A lot of times, being creative is just "yes, and?"-ing yourself over and over until you've got something good
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Using a computer should not feel calm, it should feel like a fistfight most of the time. If it feels calm, the computer won
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
Altman describes OpenAI's forthcoming AI device as more peaceful and calm than the iPhone | TechCrunch
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
techcrunch.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Using a computer should not feel calm, it should feel like a fistfight most of the time. If it feels calm, the computer won
gambling my kid's college fund on premium plus baby lets go
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
gambling my kid's college fund on premium plus baby lets go
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"testosterone will make you infertile" but no one ever talks about testosterone giving you the exact pitch and range required to sing Radiohead
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"testosterone will make you infertile" but no one ever talks about testosterone giving you the exact pitch and range required to sing Radiohead
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God is unemployed
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
God is unemployed
committing genocide in iraq in an antifascist way
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
committing genocide in iraq in an antifascist way
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That big hat sign reminds him of anok sun amoon
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
That big hat sign reminds him of anok sun amoon
dont know why, just vibes, but i think ancient egyptian chancellor Imhotep would fuck with Arbys
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
dont know why, just vibes, but i think ancient egyptian chancellor Imhotep would fuck with Arbys
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
my boys and I are adding you to our jira board. You’ve got three feature points my guy. No blockers
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
my boys and I are adding you to our jira board. You’ve got three feature points my guy. No blockers
okay fine, I’ll ask it. Who is Hillary clinton
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
okay fine, I’ll ask it. Who is Hillary clinton
(my patient exploding in the other room) hmm, it seems she has Metal Cancer
eating a bunch of ball bearings before my MRI scan tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
(my patient exploding in the other room) hmm, it seems she has Metal Cancer
the global financing system precipitated entirely on a single trillion dollar company has avoided absolute catastrophe. this is very sustainable
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the global financing system precipitated entirely on a single trillion dollar company has avoided absolute catastrophe. this is very sustainable
crazy that we're minutes away from finding out if we still have an economy or not
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
crazy that we're minutes away from finding out if we still have an economy or not
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it shouldn’t matter if m4a will “save us money” the point is that all humans have inherent worth and a right to life, and having a for profit medical system does not allow those things to exist :)
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
it shouldn’t matter if m4a will “save us money” the point is that all humans have inherent worth and a right to life, and having a for profit medical system does not allow those things to exist :)
telling my dad about my bad report card just before hes about to leave for work so he can't hit me
Nvidia earnings report is supposed to come out today and hasn’t yet so you know it’s gotta be good that’s why they’re saving it for the very end of the day. End on a high note.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
telling my dad about my bad report card just before hes about to leave for work so he can't hit me
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Nvidia earnings report is supposed to come out today and hasn’t yet so you know it’s gotta be good that’s why they’re saving it for the very end of the day. End on a high note.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Nvidia earnings report is supposed to come out today and hasn’t yet so you know it’s gotta be good that’s why they’re saving it for the very end of the day. End on a high note.