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beef boy
@beefboy.bsky.social
· Nov 26
virgin birth out my penis. jesus 2 is ripping out of me like bugs bunny's fingers in a double barrel shotgun
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pretty crazy narrowcast ad to try to get nick offerman to move to a town in oregon, they need to get their targeting down too i don’t even know that guy
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
pretty crazy narrowcast ad to try to get nick offerman to move to a town in oregon, they need to get their targeting down too i don’t even know that guy
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when a guy murders my entire family but i get told that getting mad about it and seeking justice for my loved ones will only be giving the killer what he wants
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
when a guy murders my entire family but i get told that getting mad about it and seeking justice for my loved ones will only be giving the killer what he wants
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john brown’s soul is marching on in minneapolis
Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
john brown’s soul is marching on in minneapolis
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Reminder: even if we accepted this — which, to be clear, we shouldn't — proof won't protect you. They'll say your passport isn't enough, they need your birth certificate. Brought that? No, it's a copy, we need the original. Have the original? Sorry, can't be sure it's not a forgery.
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Reminder: even if we accepted this — which, to be clear, we shouldn't — proof won't protect you. They'll say your passport isn't enough, they need your birth certificate. Brought that? No, it's a copy, we need the original. Have the original? Sorry, can't be sure it's not a forgery.
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They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
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i wish i was a horse so i could kick my trainer in the head
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 AM
i wish i was a horse so i could kick my trainer in the head
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theres nothibg fucking honorable about continuing to play chess when your opponent has turned it into a knife fight
October 5, 2023 at 2:32 PM
theres nothibg fucking honorable about continuing to play chess when your opponent has turned it into a knife fight
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Members of congress cannot even stand up against military action against a city in their own country.
Members of Congress should be openly stating right now that military action against Greenland will result in impeachment and removal of the President and the Vice President.
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Members of congress cannot even stand up against military action against a city in their own country.
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for anyone else this would be evidence of a criminal conspiracy
Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 AM
for anyone else this would be evidence of a criminal conspiracy
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please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back
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Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
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Just a reminder that the senior VP of Third Way put one of the most embarrassing moments in political history at the top of his bio.
These people do not know how to win.
These people do not know how to win.
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Just a reminder that the senior VP of Third Way put one of the most embarrassing moments in political history at the top of his bio.
These people do not know how to win.
These people do not know how to win.
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A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...
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January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
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Connor Eats Pants just ratio'ed the Vice President of the United States by telling him to kill himself
January 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Connor Eats Pants just ratio'ed the Vice President of the United States by telling him to kill himself
you ever take your dog to the vet and they make it seem like he’s gonna be fine and then they come out like “sorry actually we had to shoot your dog”.
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
you ever take your dog to the vet and they make it seem like he’s gonna be fine and then they come out like “sorry actually we had to shoot your dog”.
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
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I was wondering myself how to tell the difference was between a warrant signed by a judge and an "administrative warrant" issued by ICE which you can ignore. Helpful
January 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I was wondering myself how to tell the difference was between a warrant signed by a judge and an "administrative warrant" issued by ICE which you can ignore. Helpful
there are people on this website complaining about being able to cum fast but divinate slow.
Guys did you know that if you order a fleshlight and a magic 8 ball the fleshlight will be on your doorstep the next day but the magic 8 ball will take weeks to arrive? Failed state.
January 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
there are people on this website complaining about being able to cum fast but divinate slow.
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Elon Musk says he’s going to file for full custody of his child with Ashley St. Clair after she expressed regret for engaging in transphobia. He also took away her account verification on X.
Of note, she has been calling out Musk for enabling Grok to produce child sexual abuse material (CSAM) on X.
Of note, she has been calling out Musk for enabling Grok to produce child sexual abuse material (CSAM) on X.
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Elon Musk says he’s going to file for full custody of his child with Ashley St. Clair after she expressed regret for engaging in transphobia. He also took away her account verification on X.
Of note, she has been calling out Musk for enabling Grok to produce child sexual abuse material (CSAM) on X.
Of note, she has been calling out Musk for enabling Grok to produce child sexual abuse material (CSAM) on X.
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there's going to be a temptation to say that she had this coming but the reality is that this is about a billionaire misogynist pedophile eugenicist asserting himself over a woman and the products of her reproductive labor to rob her of child by using the courts he has contracted into his service.
January 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
there's going to be a temptation to say that she had this coming but the reality is that this is about a billionaire misogynist pedophile eugenicist asserting himself over a woman and the products of her reproductive labor to rob her of child by using the courts he has contracted into his service.
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out of necessity, my worksona has taken up religion
January 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
out of necessity, my worksona has taken up religion
questions to ask in a work meeting to sound smarter:
- why does it look like you have a vest on?
- does anyone else hear that clicking noise?
- what do you mean by “fire Can cleanse this wretched flesh”?
- why does it look like you have a vest on?
- does anyone else hear that clicking noise?
- what do you mean by “fire Can cleanse this wretched flesh”?
January 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
questions to ask in a work meeting to sound smarter:
- why does it look like you have a vest on?
- does anyone else hear that clicking noise?
- what do you mean by “fire Can cleanse this wretched flesh”?
- why does it look like you have a vest on?
- does anyone else hear that clicking noise?
- what do you mean by “fire Can cleanse this wretched flesh”?