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the guy from the hamburger train

https://mirlo.space/hapbt
yay hell!
“It isn't where you came from; it's where you're going that counts.”
Ella Fitzgerald

#potential
#photography
#colorado
#eastcoastkin
#scape
#imageandverse
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Someone out there is going to take a timed break from running a content farm, read this, and get a faraway look for a second.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conten...
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December 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡

NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Earlier this year, we published an article on how women are increasingly seeking out testosterone to help with energy or their sex lives. We followed up with one woman who went on testosterone to help with her menopausal symptoms. The effects had unexpected consequences for her marriage.
What It’s Like When Your Wife Goes on Testosterone
She went on testosterone to help with her menopausal symptoms. The effects had unexpected consequences for their marriage.
nyti.ms
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Literally did the meme lol
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away https://theonion.com/trump-unsure-what-department-he-has-to-cut-to-make-jd-vance-go-away/
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Marc C. Green
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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William Blake
December 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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K-Hole Demon Hunters (2025)
July 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti

Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta

Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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[dismissive wanking gesture]
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Infinity of sand leading lines from the beautiful desert in UAE…
Captured last November in Dubaï.

#photography #nature #landscape #art #desert
December 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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i will be victorious over my enemies on this the day of boxing
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
look, call me a centrist, but i don't think blowing up the country we live in is a good idea
maybe we could, i dunno, try to fix things we don't like
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Holy fck, this rag just can't help itself.
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i am the gavin newsom of saws

(terrible, but still better than that other guy)
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Here the much-anticipated trailer for Madden, from @primevideo.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM