Harish Krishnamoorthi
@harishkph.bsky.social
Professional instigator. Amateur instigatee.
VA vascular surgeon. Portland, the cool one, not the Maine one.
VA vascular surgeon. Portland, the cool one, not the Maine one.
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
Have not laughed harder than the Mamdani/Trump presser in a long time. Incredible stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Have not laughed harder than the Mamdani/Trump presser in a long time. Incredible stuff.
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Wokeyo Drift
We must breeze past Woke 2 and implement Woke 3
Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Wokeyo Drift
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Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
Diego Pavia: what happens when you let a literal crazy person with short king complex play quarterback. Let this man play college football until he's 80.
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Diego Pavia: what happens when you let a literal crazy person with short king complex play quarterback. Let this man play college football until he's 80.
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
They're telling me a dog can't play baseball but I have to watch this garbage? Put Air Bud in, you cowards.
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
They're telling me a dog can't play baseball but I have to watch this garbage? Put Air Bud in, you cowards.
Reading reviews from Swifties about her new album (my opinion, very boring) and someone wrote "This is the first documented case of sexually transmitted CTE" and my body ascended to heaven immediately.
October 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Reading reviews from Swifties about her new album (my opinion, very boring) and someone wrote "This is the first documented case of sexually transmitted CTE" and my body ascended to heaven immediately.
Well, I guess I just won't stop thinking about "One Battle After Another" for the foreseeable future. Goddamn. Just a triumph on so many levels. 10/10, best movie of the decade, dear Lord.
October 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Well, I guess I just won't stop thinking about "One Battle After Another" for the foreseeable future. Goddamn. Just a triumph on so many levels. 10/10, best movie of the decade, dear Lord.
*With no irony or sarcasm at all* FOOTBALL POWERHOUSE VANDERBILT
September 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
*With no irony or sarcasm at all* FOOTBALL POWERHOUSE VANDERBILT
When's the last time someone has been on an absolute HEATER as much as Pablo Torre?
September 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
When's the last time someone has been on an absolute HEATER as much as Pablo Torre?
Donald Trump, you do not need to ask. I will be your vascular surgeon to fix your chronic venous insufficiency.
July 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Donald Trump, you do not need to ask. I will be your vascular surgeon to fix your chronic venous insufficiency.
You, a fool: Man, Sinner and Alcaraz are so good at tennis, what a fun match.
Me, a sophisticate: The King of Spain is at Wimbledon and my God does that man know how to dress properly. Jealous of his fit game.
Me, a sophisticate: The King of Spain is at Wimbledon and my God does that man know how to dress properly. Jealous of his fit game.
July 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You, a fool: Man, Sinner and Alcaraz are so good at tennis, what a fun match.
Me, a sophisticate: The King of Spain is at Wimbledon and my God does that man know how to dress properly. Jealous of his fit game.
Me, a sophisticate: The King of Spain is at Wimbledon and my God does that man know how to dress properly. Jealous of his fit game.
Absolutely frothing at the mouth for "Superman" discourse, a story about an undocumented immigrant who comes to America and stole our superhero jobs.
June 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Absolutely frothing at the mouth for "Superman" discourse, a story about an undocumented immigrant who comes to America and stole our superhero jobs.
Nike should be embarrassed about the way they dress Alcaraz. He looks a toddler about to go to the beach.
June 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Nike should be embarrassed about the way they dress Alcaraz. He looks a toddler about to go to the beach.
Me, after playing "Hey Macarena" for the 48th time in the OR: *sobbing* it was Pope Frank's favorite *sobbing*
April 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Me, after playing "Hey Macarena" for the 48th time in the OR: *sobbing* it was Pope Frank's favorite *sobbing*
I'm your classic "I'm not Christian but the Easter Bunny is real" kinda guy.
April 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm your classic "I'm not Christian but the Easter Bunny is real" kinda guy.
Who knew that woke was keeping our economy afloat? We gotta re-wokify everything, ASAP.
April 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Who knew that woke was keeping our economy afloat? We gotta re-wokify everything, ASAP.
In these tough economic times, I like to give my patients financial advice along with surgery. "Here's what we're gonna do, sir. We're gonna fix that aneurysm and then transfer all of your life savings into the Hawk Tuah brand. Sign here for the consent."
April 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In these tough economic times, I like to give my patients financial advice along with surgery. "Here's what we're gonna do, sir. We're gonna fix that aneurysm and then transfer all of your life savings into the Hawk Tuah brand. Sign here for the consent."
Dude on the plane after aggressively hitting up the girl sitting next to me: Let's grab a drink during the layover!
Lady: Aw, no thanks but you can follow me on Insta!
I let out a cackle that would make the Wicked witches proud.
Lady: Aw, no thanks but you can follow me on Insta!
I let out a cackle that would make the Wicked witches proud.
March 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Dude on the plane after aggressively hitting up the girl sitting next to me: Let's grab a drink during the layover!
Lady: Aw, no thanks but you can follow me on Insta!
I let out a cackle that would make the Wicked witches proud.
Lady: Aw, no thanks but you can follow me on Insta!
I let out a cackle that would make the Wicked witches proud.
Every Indian dude with a beard looks like JD Vance and this has only reinforced my commitment to the mustache.
March 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Every Indian dude with a beard looks like JD Vance and this has only reinforced my commitment to the mustache.
America can definitely be healed if Lin Manuel Miranda made another "Hamilton".
March 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
America can definitely be healed if Lin Manuel Miranda made another "Hamilton".
REACHER: A show where a very large man is forced to use a very tiny phone. 10/10 no notes.
February 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
REACHER: A show where a very large man is forced to use a very tiny phone. 10/10 no notes.
Taylor Swift, would you be interested in dating a Portland doctor
February 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Taylor Swift, would you be interested in dating a Portland doctor
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Every day we stray further from the light of god
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Every day we stray further from the light of god