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SleepyPasta
@hauntedoreos.bsky.social
Mostly just here for horror and drag.

Hot. Smart. Stupid. 💍
VHS: Halloween left me feeling conflicted. Some “meh” moments, a little issue with the pacing, and KidPrint left me with a stomach ache but also impressed at their willingness to “go there” when horror can sometimes get boxed in. Similar vibes to ABC’s of Death on this one.
October 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Watched HIM last week and watching Presence now. How many horror movies will Julia Fox sneak her way into? I enjoy it but I never hear about her being in the movie until I’m surprised by her just showing up
October 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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New "How to Report ICE" zines up today for free printable download!

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August 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Case and point this man just asked me to see a band called Squid Pisser
At least once a week @paulsaysthings.bsky.social will look at me with a straight face and ask me “hey you wanna go see Goblin Nuts open for Flesh Sampling and Fungal Abortion” like he didn’t just say the craziest string of band names I’ve never heard of.
July 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Toesies out in the pit is always a choice
May 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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we won't be laughing when Netflix turns out a lumbering, shambolic 10-episode season of Sesame Street that takes 9.75 episodes to work up to revealing the origin of the phrase Sesame Street
May 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Horror isn’t just a genre—it’s a mental health workout. Scare your stress away and call it self-care!
May 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Gotta be embarrassing to get your ass handled by a guy in a dog collar
April 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If you’re wearing shortie shorts to the metal show I just know you’re about to be a fucking menace
April 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I want the confidence of a man who’s wallpaper on his phone is just his Ford Escape
March 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
At least once a week @paulsaysthings.bsky.social will look at me with a straight face and ask me “hey you wanna go see Goblin Nuts open for Flesh Sampling and Fungal Abortion” like he didn’t just say the craziest string of band names I’ve never heard of.
March 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Nothing makes me fall asleep faster than knowing I do not have time to take a nap.
March 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
But this is my Emotional Support Aquaphor Stick
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Wasn’t expecting Michelle Branch to heal me from my trauma today but life can be surprising
February 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Every day has felt like Sunday for the past 2 weeks
February 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In the past 36 hours I have been diagnosed with COVID, my dad died from a heart attack, and I have been shown the most disgusting display of human greed I’ve ever known.

Get everything in writing and put TOD’s on everything, friends.
February 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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If you skipped voting, voted for Trump in protest, or urged not to vote for Kamala over Palestine—even though she called for ceasefires and backed a two-state solution—congrats. You may’ve signed Gaza’s death warrant. We warned you this would happen if Trump got a second term‼️
February 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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All of this
February 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Who dies in a Horror movie- political

Who lives- political

Who is the main character -political

Who is the sidekick- political

How are certain characters portrayed - political

What you show (and what you hide) - political
February 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Took a gummy to watch It’s What’s Inside and I can’t tell if that’s a good idea or a bad one because now I can’t remember anyone’s names!
February 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Popped over to that other platform to see what it’s become and holy shit it’s a mess.
January 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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We will continue to recognize people as they wish to be recognized and continue to affirm their right to the existence that validates their personhood. I will accept nothing less.
January 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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The dumbest ... so far.
January 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
January 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM