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their tiny clown bones creak softly as they move
32/she?
a most flattering portrait of my most favorite person ❤️🥰
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 AM
oogh he can't sing kate bush with the gang
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
got to experience someone's first time discovering say anything alive with the glory of love is about the holocaust at karaoke and it was incredible
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
on her calming meds so she'd feeling silly
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
mustachioed
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
googling out of curiosity and finding out that pathologic 3 comes out in 9 days is really the pep in my step tonight
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
why do I gotta work on new years eve
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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maybe one year I'll spend the quiet week between holidays NOT some combination of sick and sad, and I'll be able to enjoy slacking off all day
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I got a pack of origami cats from my bfs folks and the unfolded paper is just a little grotesque
December 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
uuuuuu i got a new pourover coffee thing from bf family after I horrifically smashed mine 🥺
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i was too young to read it right but these claymation christmas dinosaurs are gay married for sure
youtu.be/XYYLMbA4_IY?...
cc9
YouTube video by Jacob Swanson
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Christmas Morning Stroll
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
snow day!
no school for benjamin
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this is why we can't watch cat TV or play with the laser pointer
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
someone was very brave today during a service call, only hid a little!
December 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
hunny bunny boy!
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
got sick of benny climbing up on my shelf and messing with my stuff for attention, so I gave him an Approved Spot
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
we're doing a "match the coworker to their childhood photo" game at our holiday party and I have just. so many photos of me with cats
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Anthony Stewart Head rt if u agree
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM