Doctor Slay
@heaposheep.bsky.social
5 minute spay, 5 minute slay
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I was living in a cargo van and storage unit when I started stocking shelves at a Walmart when the pandemic started. I’d found a better place to park overnight by then, but I spent more than a few nights in that Walmart parking lot
"Homelessness today isn't just the person sleeping outside a Walmart. It's often the cashier or worker stocking the shelves inside."
I joined @pbsnews.org to talk about There Is No Place for Us and the staggering rise of the "working homeless":
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
I joined @pbsnews.org to talk about There Is No Place for Us and the staggering rise of the "working homeless":
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I was living in a cargo van and storage unit when I started stocking shelves at a Walmart when the pandemic started. I’d found a better place to park overnight by then, but I spent more than a few nights in that Walmart parking lot
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
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We can all have this.
Go to a shelter.
Go to a shelter.
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We can all have this.
Go to a shelter.
Go to a shelter.
I am now a home-owner
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I am now a home-owner
I would like the interminable nausea of the last three days that has been unresponsive to ondansetron to end. Thanks!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I would like the interminable nausea of the last three days that has been unresponsive to ondansetron to end. Thanks!!
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
One of like three nights a year where I bother to clean myself up and look presentable 👍
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
One of like three nights a year where I bother to clean myself up and look presentable 👍
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OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
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The Danish party that inspired Labour’s hardline immigration policy is on course to lose Copenhagen for the first time in more than a hundred years.
Among the reasons cited: fatigue and frustration with its hardline immigration policy.
Among the reasons cited: fatigue and frustration with its hardline immigration policy.
Centre-left tipped to lose Copenhagen for first time in electoral history
Political rivals say PM’s divisive politics have encouraged voters to ditch the Social Democrats for the far right
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The Danish party that inspired Labour’s hardline immigration policy is on course to lose Copenhagen for the first time in more than a hundred years.
Among the reasons cited: fatigue and frustration with its hardline immigration policy.
Among the reasons cited: fatigue and frustration with its hardline immigration policy.
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megyn kelly sipping from her bottle of hair bleach before she puts it on her hair and going "one for you, one for me"
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
megyn kelly sipping from her bottle of hair bleach before she puts it on her hair and going "one for you, one for me"
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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We're upping our rates for the third time. Do you like to pay $29.99 per month or let your parents truly die forever
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We're upping our rates for the third time. Do you like to pay $29.99 per month or let your parents truly die forever
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you can’t say that, man
Foul beasts, fit only to stain the blade of my axe. Once proud warriors, now the living dead. They are an abomination.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
you can’t say that, man
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Heh. The machines might have the upper hand right now, but never fear: I have a plan. (I sit back and smirk while a giant robot destroys the city until it’s clear I’m not going to do anything)
January 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Heh. The machines might have the upper hand right now, but never fear: I have a plan. (I sit back and smirk while a giant robot destroys the city until it’s clear I’m not going to do anything)
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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A bird species will be called like Stephenson’s Mellifluous Cunt and a fish species will be called like Chugfish; more commonly Chug
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
A bird species will be called like Stephenson’s Mellifluous Cunt and a fish species will be called like Chugfish; more commonly Chug
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That bad leg was slowing her down anyway. Three is better than four.
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
That bad leg was slowing her down anyway. Three is better than four.
Inaccurate reporting, he must first serve his rabies bite quarantine.
Andrew Cuomo has just been detained by animal control and will be destroyed by 12:00 A.M. EST
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Inaccurate reporting, he must first serve his rabies bite quarantine.
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Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse