BLURST
@hella.rip
Practical paralogician surfin the information super-replyguy-way. Posting harder, not smarder.
If I post a screenshot, it is not real. Do not panic.
Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes.
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If I post a screenshot, it is not real. Do not panic.
Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes.
Also at https://jorts.horse/@Z
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Move over, Fleshlight! There's a new thing you can fuck in town
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Move over, Fleshlight! There's a new thing you can fuck in town
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
![[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org>
5:43 AM (4 hours ago)
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)
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December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
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guy who's suddenly in charge of infowars site today has the chance to do the funniest thing in human history
August 15, 2025 at 8:41 AM
guy who's suddenly in charge of infowars site today has the chance to do the funniest thing in human history
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gas leaks make you smarter by opening up new passage ways in your brain and improving the besides the aftering
August 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
gas leaks make you smarter by opening up new passage ways in your brain and improving the besides the aftering
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Caterpillar waking up halfway through metamorphosis: I'm goo. Shit. Shit. Calm down. Go back to sleep. I'm really straight-up goo right now. Fuck
August 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Caterpillar waking up halfway through metamorphosis: I'm goo. Shit. Shit. Calm down. Go back to sleep. I'm really straight-up goo right now. Fuck
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if i was in charge of blue sky i would simply speed up the servers
November 19, 2024 at 10:29 PM
if i was in charge of blue sky i would simply speed up the servers
starting to wonder if I'll ever inherit the firey burning pits of heaven
November 13, 2024 at 8:33 AM
starting to wonder if I'll ever inherit the firey burning pits of heaven
nobody wants to hear this, but it's the truth. I am on the internet
November 13, 2024 at 7:55 AM
nobody wants to hear this, but it's the truth. I am on the internet
sensual hog
s̵e̷n̷s̸u̷a̷ ̷h̷o̶g̵
ș̴̢̢͍̣̖̱̞̗͙̮͎̈́̈́ͅe̴̲̐͑͋́̌̉̊͊͝n̶̛̥̮̬̙͓̪͉̫̤̦̜̩̭̈́̏̅̍̏̚͝͠š̸̛͇̩͈̰̤̠͓̪̭̈̈́̈̔͜͜ȗ̷̝͖̟̊̇̓̕a̶̛̦͖̣͊̆̀̔́̀̃̿̓̈́l̴̗͉̠̳͔̉ ̷̢̨̢̡̹̘̣̞̮͈͚͉̉̏̅̽͠ḩ̷̛̙͙̤̦̳͚̘͍̐̎̄̑ȏ̷̪̣͍̹̲̝̱̻͒͌̽̽́͝͝ͅͅg̵̦̍̀̎͊̽̆͠
A L F R E D
s̵e̷n̷s̸u̷a̷ ̷h̷o̶g̵
ș̴̢̢͍̣̖̱̞̗͙̮͎̈́̈́ͅe̴̲̐͑͋́̌̉̊͊͝n̶̛̥̮̬̙͓̪͉̫̤̦̜̩̭̈́̏̅̍̏̚͝͠š̸̛͇̩͈̰̤̠͓̪̭̈̈́̈̔͜͜ȗ̷̝͖̟̊̇̓̕a̶̛̦͖̣͊̆̀̔́̀̃̿̓̈́l̴̗͉̠̳͔̉ ̷̢̨̢̡̹̘̣̞̮͈͚͉̉̏̅̽͠ḩ̷̛̙͙̤̦̳͚̘͍̐̎̄̑ȏ̷̪̣͍̹̲̝̱̻͒͌̽̽́͝͝ͅͅg̵̦̍̀̎͊̽̆͠
A L F R E D
November 13, 2024 at 7:44 AM
sensual hog
s̵e̷n̷s̸u̷a̷ ̷h̷o̶g̵
ș̴̢̢͍̣̖̱̞̗͙̮͎̈́̈́ͅe̴̲̐͑͋́̌̉̊͊͝n̶̛̥̮̬̙͓̪͉̫̤̦̜̩̭̈́̏̅̍̏̚͝͠š̸̛͇̩͈̰̤̠͓̪̭̈̈́̈̔͜͜ȗ̷̝͖̟̊̇̓̕a̶̛̦͖̣͊̆̀̔́̀̃̿̓̈́l̴̗͉̠̳͔̉ ̷̢̨̢̡̹̘̣̞̮͈͚͉̉̏̅̽͠ḩ̷̛̙͙̤̦̳͚̘͍̐̎̄̑ȏ̷̪̣͍̹̲̝̱̻͒͌̽̽́͝͝ͅͅg̵̦̍̀̎͊̽̆͠
A L F R E D
s̵e̷n̷s̸u̷a̷ ̷h̷o̶g̵
ș̴̢̢͍̣̖̱̞̗͙̮͎̈́̈́ͅe̴̲̐͑͋́̌̉̊͊͝n̶̛̥̮̬̙͓̪͉̫̤̦̜̩̭̈́̏̅̍̏̚͝͠š̸̛͇̩͈̰̤̠͓̪̭̈̈́̈̔͜͜ȗ̷̝͖̟̊̇̓̕a̶̛̦͖̣͊̆̀̔́̀̃̿̓̈́l̴̗͉̠̳͔̉ ̷̢̨̢̡̹̘̣̞̮͈͚͉̉̏̅̽͠ḩ̷̛̙͙̤̦̳͚̘͍̐̎̄̑ȏ̷̪̣͍̹̲̝̱̻͒͌̽̽́͝͝ͅͅg̵̦̍̀̎͊̽̆͠
A L F R E D
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you ever seen a more relatable headline
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
you ever seen a more relatable headline
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a warm Bluesky welcome to all the people we'd rather stayed on Twitter
November 12, 2024 at 10:02 PM
a warm Bluesky welcome to all the people we'd rather stayed on Twitter
I should probably have a second mastodon instance to resort to when my favorite one is down . . . . . . if I were smart
November 13, 2024 at 7:38 AM
I should probably have a second mastodon instance to resort to when my favorite one is down . . . . . . if I were smart
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HEY LOOK AT MY CAT
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT MY EXTREMELY GOOD CAT
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT MY EXTREMELY GOOD CAT
January 23, 2024 at 5:01 AM
HEY LOOK AT MY CAT
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT MY EXTREMELY GOOD CAT
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT MY EXTREMELY GOOD CAT
look, I may not be Sigmund Freud, butt fuck you for saying that
January 13, 2024 at 6:03 AM
look, I may not be Sigmund Freud, butt fuck you for saying that
<American voice> did I leave my wadder boddle in here?
January 13, 2024 at 6:02 AM
<American voice> did I leave my wadder boddle in here?
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
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do the children know that before youtube if you wanted to share shitposts you had to send a tape to ABC and hope that Bob saget liked it enough to add chipmunk voices to it
December 29, 2023 at 11:30 AM
do the children know that before youtube if you wanted to share shitposts you had to send a tape to ABC and hope that Bob saget liked it enough to add chipmunk voices to it
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