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HelenB
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Hello...erm, I'll get back to you
I assume it was an insult, but it might not have been...whilst at Uni I was out, walking up Deansgate and a lad shouted after me "Oi! Mandy Dingle!"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Enjoying this guy’s twelve month speed run through the stages of fame, and he’s already approaching Norma Desmond status
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Is that Richard Gere?
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Very much enjoying #BOD and the wonderful Derek Griffiths tonight...and as I was born 3 weeks after the first broadcast, Bod could possibly be seen as some sort of portent. Oh, and I'll have Banana
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Share your mood for the weekend
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Although I'm so old and tired, I got the wrong year....I should have put
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Interesting....
December 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
*Adds to Christmas playlist that is now quite frankly ridiculous in length*
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Badenoch is - and it’s important to choose the right words which complement her mindset and statement - a fucking bellend
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I thought from the bloke in the middle that they were doing a Lovejoy reboot
Good news, men! The Daily Telegraph has fashion advice on how to master your office Christmas party (see below).

Thoughts?
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm going to have to hide the tub of twiglets from myself again #guzzleguts
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Fuck it, I'm having toast and cheese for dinner again
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It's weird how some people are actively posting on The Other Place as well as on here, but they have distinct styles/views on each. (I really need to delete Eggs but I enjoy a lurk and use it to occasionally shout at Plusnet)
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is definitely a year where I taped most of these off the charts #totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There's not enough orange distribution on music shows these days #totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The worst supporter? Possibly, he's been confused in the past...still a prick though
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
People who don't move to free seats when the bus empties out, you're going on the list
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this BlueSky account
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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When you get a biscuit for using the potty and not shitting your pants.
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I mean, close enough
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM