this is aka a hotdog that has been submerged in peat

bogdog

solution: microfiber booties

this is a mop

Chuck Schumer can fucking (my agent palm-strikes my windpipe, killing me instantly)

@schumer.senate.gov - retire, old man. you are too comfortable, too wealthy, & too feeble. caving to republicans shows America that you are unfit for public office.

go enjoy the rest of your life with your grandkids & get out of Washington.

seconds after this photo was taken, it began to rain lol

it's a creature! a creature feature! featuring the creature!!

@eltripol.bsky.social i feel compelled to brag

i wish for even a sliver of gene wolfe's intellect because whenever i try it becomes... penetrably weird