Themlock
@hemlockmimosa.bsky.social
Drink it in! 3d printed weirdo, they/phlegm
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putting $5 on "Trump was involved with the Jonbenet Ramsey case" and waiting to retire early
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
putting $5 on "Trump was involved with the Jonbenet Ramsey case" and waiting to retire early
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Queerly beloved, I have a decade+ of experience in network systems administration and cybersecurity and will move anywhere it's safe for a trans woman to live. If you know of any openings, please pass 'em on
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Queerly beloved, I have a decade+ of experience in network systems administration and cybersecurity and will move anywhere it's safe for a trans woman to live. If you know of any openings, please pass 'em on
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becoming fully bipedal for churus
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
becoming fully bipedal for churus
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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My fellow Worcesterites, Holy Cross University has allowed an ICE agent, Ryan Vasquez, to attend their upcoming career day in a recruiting capacity. Tell their president what you think of this.
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My fellow Worcesterites, Holy Cross University has allowed an ICE agent, Ryan Vasquez, to attend their upcoming career day in a recruiting capacity. Tell their president what you think of this.
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
becoming fully bipedal for churus
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
becoming fully bipedal for churus
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found the quintessential idea of an onion at the farmer’s market today
October 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM
found the quintessential idea of an onion at the farmer’s market today
commander keen, a side-scrolling platformer from ID software before they did DOOM. I used to play it on my dad's black and white laptop and the levels were so enormous i thought they'd go on for years
I'm curious, peeps: is there a game that's curiously or unexpectedly nostalgic for you?
It could be nothing special, and it could be totally obscure, but just thinking about it or seeing it or hearing a bit of music gets you, oof, right in the <3.
This is one of mine; would love to see yours!
It could be nothing special, and it could be totally obscure, but just thinking about it or seeing it or hearing a bit of music gets you, oof, right in the <3.
This is one of mine; would love to see yours!
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
commander keen, a side-scrolling platformer from ID software before they did DOOM. I used to play it on my dad's black and white laptop and the levels were so enormous i thought they'd go on for years
you're a mean one... mister bleach
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
you're a mean one... mister bleach
pls universe let me get a job so i can support all of my friends' gofundmes
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
pls universe let me get a job so i can support all of my friends' gofundmes
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Rooks shout the dying day. Spirits wake. Twilight as threshold engine for my magics. Twilight as a time of summoning. My tongue spills secret names. My tongue seduces the world to see things my way. I am a witch. Change is the wake of my walking. – #EmilyCBanting #WitchSky
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Rooks shout the dying day. Spirits wake. Twilight as threshold engine for my magics. Twilight as a time of summoning. My tongue spills secret names. My tongue seduces the world to see things my way. I am a witch. Change is the wake of my walking. – #EmilyCBanting #WitchSky
larry niven is not a good person but his book Neutron Star rewrote all my neurons. i didn't know that science fiction was allowed to do all the things that book did
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
larry niven is not a good person but his book Neutron Star rewrote all my neurons. i didn't know that science fiction was allowed to do all the things that book did
i bet john blanche never had this problem!!!
how to paint non-metallic metal
step 1: find a reputable tutorial
step 2: follow it as exactly as you can
step 3: trust the process
step 4: oh fuck
step 5: fix it with an orange wash?
step 6: still looks like shit
step 7: give up, drybrush with metallics
step 8: it looks sort of okay?
step 1: find a reputable tutorial
step 2: follow it as exactly as you can
step 3: trust the process
step 4: oh fuck
step 5: fix it with an orange wash?
step 6: still looks like shit
step 7: give up, drybrush with metallics
step 8: it looks sort of okay?
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i bet john blanche never had this problem!!!
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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how to paint non-metallic metal
step 1: find a reputable tutorial
step 2: follow it as exactly as you can
step 3: trust the process
step 4: oh fuck
step 5: fix it with an orange wash?
step 6: still looks like shit
step 7: give up, drybrush with metallics
step 8: it looks sort of okay?
step 1: find a reputable tutorial
step 2: follow it as exactly as you can
step 3: trust the process
step 4: oh fuck
step 5: fix it with an orange wash?
step 6: still looks like shit
step 7: give up, drybrush with metallics
step 8: it looks sort of okay?
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
how to paint non-metallic metal
step 1: find a reputable tutorial
step 2: follow it as exactly as you can
step 3: trust the process
step 4: oh fuck
step 5: fix it with an orange wash?
step 6: still looks like shit
step 7: give up, drybrush with metallics
step 8: it looks sort of okay?
step 1: find a reputable tutorial
step 2: follow it as exactly as you can
step 3: trust the process
step 4: oh fuck
step 5: fix it with an orange wash?
step 6: still looks like shit
step 7: give up, drybrush with metallics
step 8: it looks sort of okay?
if you're good an NMM fuck you, you've made an NMENEMY this day
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
if you're good an NMM fuck you, you've made an NMENEMY this day
how to paint non-metallic metal
step 1: find a reputable tutorial
step 2: follow it as exactly as you can
step 3: trust the process
step 4: oh fuck
step 5: fix it with an orange wash?
step 6: still looks like shit
step 7: give up, drybrush with metallics
step 8: it looks sort of okay?
step 1: find a reputable tutorial
step 2: follow it as exactly as you can
step 3: trust the process
step 4: oh fuck
step 5: fix it with an orange wash?
step 6: still looks like shit
step 7: give up, drybrush with metallics
step 8: it looks sort of okay?
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
how to paint non-metallic metal
step 1: find a reputable tutorial
step 2: follow it as exactly as you can
step 3: trust the process
step 4: oh fuck
step 5: fix it with an orange wash?
step 6: still looks like shit
step 7: give up, drybrush with metallics
step 8: it looks sort of okay?
step 1: find a reputable tutorial
step 2: follow it as exactly as you can
step 3: trust the process
step 4: oh fuck
step 5: fix it with an orange wash?
step 6: still looks like shit
step 7: give up, drybrush with metallics
step 8: it looks sort of okay?
another review from an actual factual published ink-on-dead-trees author!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
another review from an actual factual published ink-on-dead-trees author!!!!!!
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Chuck Schumer can fucking (my agent palm-strikes my windpipe, killing me instantly)
March 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Chuck Schumer can fucking (my agent palm-strikes my windpipe, killing me instantly)
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I hate these limp-dick Democrat assholes so intensely, man. To stand square in the path of history and choose hand-wringing and capitulation to evil every single time, and then to turn around and have the nerve to lecture us for not voting more?
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I hate these limp-dick Democrat assholes so intensely, man. To stand square in the path of history and choose hand-wringing and capitulation to evil every single time, and then to turn around and have the nerve to lecture us for not voting more?
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Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
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happy "there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen" day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
happy "there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen" day to all who celebrate
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@schumer.senate.gov - retire, old man. you are too comfortable, too wealthy, & too feeble. caving to republicans shows America that you are unfit for public office.
go enjoy the rest of your life with your grandkids & get out of Washington.
go enjoy the rest of your life with your grandkids & get out of Washington.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@schumer.senate.gov - retire, old man. you are too comfortable, too wealthy, & too feeble. caving to republicans shows America that you are unfit for public office.
go enjoy the rest of your life with your grandkids & get out of Washington.
go enjoy the rest of your life with your grandkids & get out of Washington.
i have completed chapter four of my ongoing sf serial novel, HOTEND!!! if you like my posts then this is probably for you!!!! chapter one had a lot of explosions and tits, but in this one our protagonist gets to Pet a Creature!!!!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/694572...
Hotend - Chapter 4 - HemlockMimosa - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i have completed chapter four of my ongoing sf serial novel, HOTEND!!! if you like my posts then this is probably for you!!!! chapter one had a lot of explosions and tits, but in this one our protagonist gets to Pet a Creature!!!!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/694572...