Themlock
@hemlockmimosa.bsky.social
Drink it in! 3d printed weirdo, they/phlegm
another review from an actual factual published ink-on-dead-trees author!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
another review from an actual factual published ink-on-dead-trees author!!!!!!
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Chuck Schumer can fucking (my agent palm-strikes my windpipe, killing me instantly)
March 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Chuck Schumer can fucking (my agent palm-strikes my windpipe, killing me instantly)
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I hate these limp-dick Democrat assholes so intensely, man. To stand square in the path of history and choose hand-wringing and capitulation to evil every single time, and then to turn around and have the nerve to lecture us for not voting more?
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I hate these limp-dick Democrat assholes so intensely, man. To stand square in the path of history and choose hand-wringing and capitulation to evil every single time, and then to turn around and have the nerve to lecture us for not voting more?
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Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
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happy "there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen" day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
happy "there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen" day to all who celebrate
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@schumer.senate.gov - retire, old man. you are too comfortable, too wealthy, & too feeble. caving to republicans shows America that you are unfit for public office.
go enjoy the rest of your life with your grandkids & get out of Washington.
go enjoy the rest of your life with your grandkids & get out of Washington.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@schumer.senate.gov - retire, old man. you are too comfortable, too wealthy, & too feeble. caving to republicans shows America that you are unfit for public office.
go enjoy the rest of your life with your grandkids & get out of Washington.
go enjoy the rest of your life with your grandkids & get out of Washington.
i have completed chapter four of my ongoing sf serial novel, HOTEND!!! if you like my posts then this is probably for you!!!! chapter one had a lot of explosions and tits, but in this one our protagonist gets to Pet a Creature!!!!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/694572...
Hotend - Chapter 4 - HemlockMimosa - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i have completed chapter four of my ongoing sf serial novel, HOTEND!!! if you like my posts then this is probably for you!!!! chapter one had a lot of explosions and tits, but in this one our protagonist gets to Pet a Creature!!!!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/694572...
frotdogs roasting on an open fire... jack frost nipping at your chode
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
frotdogs roasting on an open fire... jack frost nipping at your chode
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ok yes those are definitely skeleton panda sea squirts
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
ok yes those are definitely skeleton panda sea squirts
"we have chainsaw man at home"
the chainsaw "man" at home:
the chainsaw "man" at home:
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"we have chainsaw man at home"
the chainsaw "man" at home:
the chainsaw "man" at home:
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thanks youtube for helping me get an exquisite leather texture on these capes
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
thanks youtube for helping me get an exquisite leather texture on these capes
thanks youtube for helping me get an exquisite leather texture on these capes
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
thanks youtube for helping me get an exquisite leather texture on these capes
today I wrote fiction, played a video james, and painted miniatures in an absolute trifecta of creative fulfillment
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
today I wrote fiction, played a video james, and painted miniatures in an absolute trifecta of creative fulfillment
and now... leftovers
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
and now... leftovers
TOS stands for Tits of Service
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
TOS stands for Tits of Service
every day there's a new kind of Popular Guy that i've never heard of in my life
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
every day there's a new kind of Popular Guy that i've never heard of in my life
holy shit, PLURIBUS is spellbinding, I am RAPT
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
holy shit, PLURIBUS is spellbinding, I am RAPT
this presupposes that most hobbits are uncircumcised, but i don't think that's a particularly difficult conclusion
could also be referring to the foreskin
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
this presupposes that most hobbits are uncircumcised, but i don't think that's a particularly difficult conclusion
call me Hornet the way i got that Cling Grip
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
call me Hornet the way i got that Cling Grip
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all my haters become dilators when i sit down on the dildo of success
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
all my haters become dilators when i sit down on the dildo of success
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