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Want a free £50 ? if so use my code from Octopus energy for both of us to get £50 :-)
https://share.octopus.energy/aglow-bat-183
Given that Der Kaiser has now signed will we see him and Danny racing to see who is the club's higest scorer ?

What do we call Fabien now we have our Kaiser back ?

#bhafc
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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I'm quietly confident about being able to keep my New Year resolutions:
-demonise immigrants
-find a 13th job
-don't go to Clacton
-visit the US at least 6 times
-make no actual policies
-sell more junk to gullible dimwits
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Here's wishing you all a Happy New Year
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I would like to thank Google Maps for the joy of 50 miles driving back from Worthing without touching a dual carriageway or motorway - all I can say is the M25 must have had one of THOSE days !
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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The immediate mockery!! 😂😂😂
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If ever a traffic cop deserved praise for the right attitude, then this guy needs it

www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Ho Ho No! Santa pulled over for speeding in Ohio
Santa is speeding through his Christmas deliveries, but a sheriff had to stop him for
www.bbc.co.uk
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@windsorcyclehub.bsky.social If any of your members are looking for a smart trainer I am selling my BKOOL one and I am local - I will donate anything above my asking price of a £10 to you guys - ie if offered £30 I get £10 you get £20. Ta
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I'll just drop this and RUN !!

youtu.be/H_4xnCSXTfQ?...
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
YouTube video by Bob Rivers - Topic
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Right, going to engage full on grump mode today, I've been hammering the exercise bike all week and my weight has gone UP by a KG !
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Day 17. Time for a route one selection. This is genuinely one of the best ever.

Wombling Merry Christmas

youtu.be/_JhVkWNHaU4?...
The Wombles - Wombling Merry Christmas
YouTube video by DramaticoMusic
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Can we have a similar entry check for Americans, checking if they have expressed support for trump on social media?
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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We’re rehearsing our village pantomime!
Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup.
Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters.
Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers.
Richard Tice is Aladdin.
And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy!
🎭😊
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Sorry @birdfeed1.bsky.social but I saw this and felt that you needed to hear the message in it :-) youtu.be/-XWTOKQE8bo?...
Never Pour Guinness for Santa’s Reindeer in December | Funny Irish Christmas Song
YouTube video by Drunken Irish Bard
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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My wife Bunty & I had the privilege of visiting Nigel Farage in his campaign office during the last election.
He was so lovely & allowed Bunters to take a photo of him (shown below).
There was absolutely no hint of him exceeding electoral expenses & being involved in fraud.
😊
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Get well soon H
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is it me, or does anyone else see the World Cup Draw as a circus pandering to the Orange Man Baby ?
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
And now a truly terrifying thought, when Dum, oops Dame Andrea Jenkins joined reform she sang at their party conference - PRAY Gullis isn't gargling in the wings !
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars.

To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm.

My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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As the Huntingdon train hero is named as Samir Zitouni, our thoughts and prayers are with all right wing racist fuckwits at this difficult time.
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
@hignfy.bsky.social You guys should get Steve Harvey on the show, the laughs will be epic - mind you, you might need sunglasses with his suits !
October 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
One question folks !

Just HOW BIG are squirrels in Iowa ?

news.sky.com/story/teenag...
Teenager shot dead 'after being mistaken for a squirrel'
Carson Ryan is said to have been accidentally shot in the back of the head while hunting squirrels in Iowa. An investigation is under way.
news.sky.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
@birdfeed1.bsky.social Have a good, well deserved holiday !
September 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM